Did anyone else notice that when Lydia was pretending to be such a dog person and
torturing playing with Bolly while they were decorating the tree under the stairs, that Lydia repeatedly said to Cawwie “I keep touching his willy!” and laughing about it like it was the most hilarious thing ever?
I mean, how old is she ... four?
Also, speaking of the Christmas Trees, I have named the one in the kitchen room The Taxidermy Tree, and the one in the lounge room The Beige Tree.
Despite what Lydia may think, neither of those trees, especially the Taxidermy Tree, look “traditional”.
A traditional tree usually incorporates a lot of red, gold or silver baubles, and something like tiny pine cones for the wooden element, some sparkly pieces, along with tinsel or maybe some long festive tartan ribbons to drape around the tree.
Instead she has a tree in the kitchen full of pheasant feathers, dried orange slices (what the actual), hessian bows, and heavy bronze baubles that just make it look very, very ordinary.
Honestly, if Lydia thinks this is quality vlogmas material, then I’d hate to see what her version of sub-par would be!!