Elle Belle
Chatty Member
Thanks for the inspo.Is it too early to start a list of our favourite Millen-Gordon moment of the year?
Raised Coffin Beds
Globy Failure
Fillers gone rougue
The Top Ten Best/Worst (ever so subjective) Lydiot Moments of 2020!
10. Coming in at last place, but still a moment. Her very own sought after edit with a 'luxurious brand'. The (m)asses guessed Chanel or Dior. Slightly off. It was Karen Millen. It was a sellout. Before she even advertised it. The heat index is somewhere between OMG and WTF. It gets worse. Far worse. Nasty Gal. If ever there was a singular word to describe Lydia. It's NASTY.
9. Next up. Depoping shit as new with tags that have already been worn or used. The highlight was flogging the clock for a whole pound. A fucking pound. Or used hangers. In an economic recession where people are losing their businesses and livelihoods. This one nearly didn't make the countdown though. But got to give credit to Depop Dee who packaged it up and trotted down to the post office. For a fucking pound.
8. The community guidelines. The non-existent community guidelines to be exact. I was so here for that rant. 'Say it with your chest'. 'I will not protect you, I am not your mother'. Christ someone didn't have their afternoon nap that day did they?
7. The tumbleweed is picking up speed now. Accepting free food hampers in the middle of a fucking global pandemic, then bragging in her defence how she's saving the world one heritage tomato at a time. Let me break this down for you fisher-price style, Lydia. I don't have a problem with you. My problem is you.
6. This is when it starts to go really wrong. Promoting herself as 'the best white person to help black people' during the BLM movement. Here's the tumbleweed again. The movement was soon forgotten. No mention of the first WOC US Vice President though. You know, somewhat monumental in history. Ignorance can be cured. Stupid is forever however. TBF, I'm not even sure she knows what movement is after spending the year horizontal in bed or on the sofa.
5. Mid league, but still a hard hit. Accepting a gifted cat for content, when you know already your own cat is socially inept. 'Lumi doesn't make friends easy just like her mummy'. Let's get a Daschund puppy then for the gram. Wonderful idea. I'm not a psychologist, but I can see your problem Lydia and it's you.
4. The raised coffin beds. After the growing season has finished. Before the greenhouse was installed. For fucknuts who do not eat vegetables. If you could see yourself through my eyes Lydia, you'd call yourself an idiot too.
3. Edging closer to that top spot. The hair dramz. OD'in on #bekind quotes on the gram, but bullying a heavily pregnant hairdresser, because...wait for it...her roots were a 0.0001% shade too dark. It was just like the shittiest summer ever. She needed a week in bed and abundances of lavender to recover. Her biggest achievement of 2020 was well...surviving 2020. I don't know much sign language. But here's two words with one finger.
2. Strong contender. Fake bots galore. We see you Lydia! We see! 'I'll grow my channel how I want, and so can you lovely'. For as often as you lie...why aren't you better at it by now?
1. No brainer for the top spot. Glóby Flopitis. Ripping off, then silencing her loyal followers for overpriced plastic mitts. They threw her to the wolves and she came out with a headache. Life is not like a box of chocolates, it's like a jar of jalapeños. What you do today Lydia, might burn your ass tomorrow. You can write that down. Along with your 'how to wash one's hair in the shower' guide. Moron.