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Lydia Millen #42 Cat tit contour smear, Glóby so yesteryear, Karen Millen already sold out premiere
Lydia Millen #41 Beauty expert extrordinaire, is the cost of followers too much to bear?
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Lydia Millen #42 Cat tit contour smear, Glóby so yesteryear, Karen Millen already sold out premiere
Just leaving these here so when Lydia comes to read her page, she can see how an adult in the same job as her is meant to act.
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This is amazinggggg
Just sped through the latest vlog, so whilst she’s vacuously banging on to her grandmother about Instagram which clearly she doesn’t understand or care about, Ali is spending time LISTENING to her grandfather and forging what appears to be a genuine relationship. So much so he actually requests for him to come back to see him.
I do actually like Ali, he does seem quite sensitive and thoughtful. Yes, he needs to grow a pair and stop with the ridiculously posed/photoshopped Instagram but I wonder if that’s why he is with Lydia as she’s clearly the dominant one in their relationship. It’s a shame as I could see him more with someone like Carrie!
I do actually like Ali, he does seem quite sensitive and thoughtful. Yes, he needs to grow a pair and stop with the ridiculously posed/photoshopped Instagram but I wonder if that’s why he is with Lydia as she’s clearly the dominant one in their relationship. It’s a shame as I could see him more with someone like Carrie!
Hi Tattlers
Can you believe I was the first ever influencer to do an edit with Karen Millen? My very own edit. Created by me. For me. And it all sold out before I even mentioned the launch. That's how influential I am. No wonder I'm almost at 900K followers. The likes of Dior and Chanel obviously wanted to collaborate with me too, but I said no. Every influencer has a Dior book tote or a Chanel classic flap. Not everyone has a one of a kind bespoke Karen Millen couture black ostrich big bird feather duster dress though do they? I told them I'm not a doorknob where everyone gets a turn. I'm more of a casino where the lucky ones only hit the jackpot.
So, I had to drink 5 bottles of whispering angel just to get through Frow's launch party. That jewellery was so tackkkieeee! Nothing at all like Globy. Which was another sellout by the way. Frow's so fake even China denied making her. But why did she get a party and I didn't??? Cawwweeeeee? She's obviously too busy with her "friend" to actually do her job. She claims 'he's my world'. witch please, this is her fourth world in one year. Is she building a solar system or something? I was secretly seething though having to sit opposite Kashul's hair all night, looking all shiny and glossy. Nicky best not have been spreading rumours about me to her. She really should remember I'm sweet as sugar, hard as ice, hurt me once, I'll break her twice. Again. Like I said in my #897 inspirational quote on the gram, I might not be the prettiest or the smartest, but I am the bravest having to sit through that tit all night.
So, I see you've all been digging out my contour. As you know I had the innovative idea to store Lumi's cat tit samples in the fridge for the vet. He didn't need them all so why let them go to waste. I do believe in sustainability after all. Haters just so jealous of my highly pronounced cheekbones. It's to make up for my lack of high standards you see. But I'll forgive you though. Muff Puff redeemed you all by her lovely choir girl photoshopping. It's so lovely she sees me in such an angelic light.
I continue to wait in anticipation for my greenhouse. I can't wait to throw tea parties in there. The vegetables can be my guests. Did you actually see my husband refusing to immediately drop what he was doing and build my new veg trug? He's finally finding his balls and told me to suck it. I said no thank you, small things are a choking hazard.
Love Lydia xx
Can you believe I was the first ever influencer to do an edit with Karen Millen? My very own edit. Created by me. For me. And it all sold out before I even mentioned the launch. That's how influential I am. No wonder I'm almost at 900K followers. The likes of Dior and Chanel obviously wanted to collaborate with me too, but I said no. Every influencer has a Dior book tote or a Chanel classic flap. Not everyone has a one of a kind bespoke Karen Millen couture black ostrich big bird feather duster dress though do they? I told them I'm not a doorknob where everyone gets a turn. I'm more of a casino where the lucky ones only hit the jackpot.
So, I had to drink 5 bottles of whispering angel just to get through Frow's launch party. That jewellery was so tackkkieeee! Nothing at all like Globy. Which was another sellout by the way. Frow's so fake even China denied making her. But why did she get a party and I didn't??? Cawwweeeeee? She's obviously too busy with her "friend" to actually do her job. She claims 'he's my world'. witch please, this is her fourth world in one year. Is she building a solar system or something? I was secretly seething though having to sit opposite Kashul's hair all night, looking all shiny and glossy. Nicky best not have been spreading rumours about me to her. She really should remember I'm sweet as sugar, hard as ice, hurt me once, I'll break her twice. Again. Like I said in my #897 inspirational quote on the gram, I might not be the prettiest or the smartest, but I am the bravest having to sit through that tit all night.
So, I see you've all been digging out my contour. As you know I had the innovative idea to store Lumi's cat tit samples in the fridge for the vet. He didn't need them all so why let them go to waste. I do believe in sustainability after all. Haters just so jealous of my highly pronounced cheekbones. It's to make up for my lack of high standards you see. But I'll forgive you though. Muff Puff redeemed you all by her lovely choir girl photoshopping. It's so lovely she sees me in such an angelic light.
I continue to wait in anticipation for my greenhouse. I can't wait to throw tea parties in there. The vegetables can be my guests. Did you actually see my husband refusing to immediately drop what he was doing and build my new veg trug? He's finally finding his balls and told me to suck it. I said no thank you, small things are a choking hazard.
Love Lydia xx
“Small things are a choking hazard” - @ElleBelle you have outdone yourself
Muff Puff you’ve excelled yourself !
So much more creativity on here than anything Lydia has put out recently!
I predict she hits the 900 this weekend or monday at the latest - what a joke!
I predict she hits the 900 this weekend or monday at the latest - what a joke!
*LOVE*!!!!!!
My parents bred ostriches when I was growing up
.Did you know that their brain is the size of a walnut and thus smaller than their eyes? I'm not saying that's the case with Lydia....(or am I
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What between muff puff’s fantastic pics and Elle belle’s stories we really could create the most « outstanding » book! One that our Lidl could have on her shelves in the new not so new study.
Well between her walnut brain and his walnut balls that will be quite the harvest.*LOVE*!!!!!!
My parents bred ostriches when I was growing up
Did you know that their brain is the size of a walnut and thus smaller than their eyes? I'm not saying that's the case with Lydia....(or am I
The photo on Instagram of Lydia in the ostrich dress looks like she tweaked the length of her legs. Look at the distance between her waist and knees. The legs look out of proportion to the rest of her body.
We could do a monthly fanzine
Another “evidence”, that Lydia ist not that tall: I ordered the same dress (looks absolutely ridiculous on me 
) in an extra small and it has almost the same length as on Lydia. But I am a bit under 5'3" ...
) in an extra small and it has almost the same length as on Lydia. But I am a bit under 5'3" ... Attachments
I think I got blocked first attempt I posted on you tube.Shade
Could anyone copy this to lidls comments while carryon asleep?
Tattle peeple, Im outside in the lovely night air, enjoying alongside others walking and chilling enjoying their evening.
It might just be that my life is turning around, like an old skool (aka very big!!) iceburg, its been painful and incredibly long process.
I just wanted to add here that it seems its relevant to me to follow our lidl, even in good times lol.
She is a lesson that transcends everything, a cautionary tale, a self esteem boost, a court jester M'o'llenial.
This thread is so great, a place to feel accepted and to learn and laugh out loud inappropriately in public(quite often guys) so thanks everyone
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I’m assuming the next thing they will be doing is launching the rest of the collection which was suspiciously delayed 
I have Josie on Instagram and watching her story just now has proven that companies working with influencers do not care for viewers input. A lot of people complained to Caudalie about Josie’s racist tweets and they responded by saying they are taking her off of their PR list. Now 3 months later and Josie is back on their PR list promoting their new range!
I have Josie on Instagram and watching her story just now has proven that companies working with influencers do not care for viewers input. A lot of people complained to Caudalie about Josie’s racist tweets and they responded by saying they are taking her off of their PR list. Now 3 months later and Josie is back on their PR list promoting their new range!
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The nerve of a person so delusional to be posting about world mental health day
The duck, when I hear the word "self-care" one more time I need a reflexology appointment.View attachment 271394
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The nerve of a person so delusional to be posting about world mental health day
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