Yes Lidl, and?...your point is? Honestly I’d love to know who actually finds any of her content relevant or interesting
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Yes Lidl, and?...your point is? Honestly I’d love to know who actually finds any of her content relevant or interesting
Sitting on her flat arse just like every other dayShe said she was going to sit down and read her book tonight, it's probably Jemima Puddle Duck!
Or reading Tattle more like it!Sitting on her flat arse just like every other day View attachment 192148
That room looks so unwelcoming, it screams stay away, don't sit down, I don't want you here.Sitting on her flat arse just like every other day View attachment 192148
It's so naff and nouveau riche! The black and white, yuck. The sofas are the kind where you perch nervously at the front in case the owner screams at you for messing up their perfectly plumped cushions. Get a life Lidl.That room looks so unwelcoming, it screams stay away, don't sit down, I don't want you here.
It's July, it's humid, really hot and she has the fire lit! What is wrong with her?
Yes, much more welcomingCarrie has put her house on the market. It’s obviously so much smaller than Lidl’s but it has so much more character and it looks lived in and loved!
Why is the wood burning stove lit!? It’s July and it’s been warm weather across the country? Old pic?Sitting on her flat arse just like every other day View attachment 192148
Where have you seen it on the market?Carrie has put her house on the market. It’s obviously so much smaller than Lidl’s but it has so much more character and it looks lived in and loved!
Lack of foodThat room looks so unwelcoming, it screams stay away, don't sit down, I don't want you here.
It's July, it's humid, really hot and she has the fire lit! What is wrong with her?
Clearly 2 personal assistants are just not enough I am actually surprised she's not more livid that the hairdresser has fucked up her hair. I'd like to say she's matured, but this is the girl that once told us she cried all afternoon, after literally roasting a taxi driver for braking too hard, causing her shopping bags to fall over, and subsequently leaving one item behind. It's just been announced that quarantine from Spain to England is now recommencing so my BFF's hen party to Ibiza may not go ahead. I'm deeply sad for her, but we've not cried one tear. Because you know we're big girls. So in RL behind the camera, the story goes:-At 16:44 mins into the vlog there's a big of an editing mishap lol She explained about the hand sanitiser, and it cut out mid sentence after she said "doesn't like it when they..." and another bit of video was inserted there? The same happens again at 20 mins 50! Whoever is editing needs to do better. When she talks about the hair and scalp mud, she explains while reading the label "Ohhh I am going to try this...well yeah that's why you bought it right???? Or did she.... " She complains that they are out of her favourite product, now correct me if I am wrong but if you bought something online and it was no longer in stock, they would advise of this or it wouldn't be able to be purchased as it'd say OUT OF STOCK?... She really needs to pay attention to what she says. Sorry I am nitpicking it seems but she really rattles my cage sometimes.
It was her walking in whilst filming, so she has it lit today. I've got windows open because its been muggy.Why is the wood burning stove lit!? It’s July and it’s been warm weather across the country? Old pic?
I noticed that too. I think she sniffed her hands after applying the sanitiser and got a snozz full of alcohol fumes!Clearly 2 personal assistants are just not enough I am actually surprised she's not more livid that the hairdresser has fucked up her hair. I'd like to say she's matured, but this is the girl that once told us she cried all afternoon, after literally roasting a taxi driver for braking too hard, causing her shopping bags to fall over, and subsequently leaving one item behind. It's just been announced that quarantine from Spain to England is now recommencing so my BFF's hen party to Ibiza may not go ahead. I'm deeply sad for her, but we've not cried one tear. Because you know we're big girls. So in RL behind the camera, the story goes:-
• she was the one that threw the Astier mug in a hissy fit and made Ali take the blame.
• the hairdresser, who was immediately forced to leave the salon in a quivering wreck, without saying goodbye to loved ones or packing any personal belongings, bought a one way ticket to Venezuela and now goes by the name of Esmerelda.
• she ate 87 cheesy jacket potatoes, then spent the rest of the evening in thepurgepowder room.
• she gave the new girl the ultimatum, of never working again or shaving her head, to allow Lydia not to be the girl with the worst hair in the comment assassin squad.
• got Cawwee to email Espa and demand they send Lydia a life time of products, or she'll go on camera and wreck their tit by blaming their new hair mask for her hairtastrophe.
• guilted Ali into pimping out his talents of doing odd jobs, finding the perfect twig for photography and/or sexual favours, to enable her to use his pay to fund the greenhouse. This, she will tell him, is the only way possible she'll ever be able to recover from the fatal tragedy of the hair she once knew.