(paraphrasing) "the farmer's carrots were the best ever... so I want to grow my own" Where's the feckin logic?! They won't taste the same you thick shitheaded imbecile!
This is why, as much as I don't really watch them, I'm grateful for Ali's vlogs because he shows her for who she actually is.Lydiot has just become a parody of herself. Woman sitting in the heart of the English countryside. (Milton Keynes overspill).
Imagining she's in The Cotswolds. Copying every move Josie makes. Trying to convince us she's lady of the manor, with out buildings and staff.
Treating her husband like a butler/gardener/ odd job man. Pour me a glass of wine. Grate chedder onto my gluten free, tasteless, dried out pasta.
Constantly opening/ordering boxes, of absolute crap. Styling up a feckin bench. Whilst sitting in her undersized wench top, with a motorway size boob gap. Whilst covering her skin with what looks like gravy browning.