Lydia Millen #202 The latest for the Cotswold’s wannabe is fake beams in the GP Surgery!

[Greentrees]

Omg, this Goelia laser cut lace cut top and skirt looks like a mother of the bride outfit. My mother-in-law would wear this and she’s 76.

She randomly put her leg up when she was showing the outfit, i thought she was going to start playing hopscotch or something. She called the colour of this outfit a "setting plaster colour" Wtf is a "setting plaster" colour?! I've never heard of that colour tone before in clothing, paint maybe, but not a lace 2 piece. I looked on the Goelia website and they called the colour Pink white multicolour. She's such a moron.

 

[sueherring]

Vic is a dick and that collab is pretty lazy. Mis-matching buttons on the coord pieces? Nice.

I disagree I think Victoria works very hard and gets on with everyone she works with - unlike someone we know!
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Queen of polyester

if looks could kill (the first few shots especially) her audience would be dead !

She should never wear that type of bustier .

Agree re age. I hate to say this I really do . But when I see a perfume ad the girls are typically flawless , beautiful and youthful . Her face is imo too strong in features to be called pretty . Perfume ads with flowers call for a romantic looking , young , pretty woman/girl . She’s gone for granny chic and now she has it

the ad doesn’t work . Max 25yrs for that dress imo and anyone with implants should probably avoid
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Also leaning back and exposing neck bands at her age is never good for an ad. I know we all have them but …..

the sleeves on the dress are like josies wedding dress and the posing twirling, hand on hip , running is like leonoras filming

The advert is hideous and that face is so smug. She used to be pretty but now very masculine looking

 

[JulesWake]

Giving freebies away to influencers ruins their brand imo. I won't touch any of these companies that participate in this lunacy. Additionally I've never been 'influenced' by these web beggars whatsoever.

 

[coconochanel]

Good morning,

Im reporting live from daylesford in the Cotswolds, on this very wet , 5c cold day.

News has it a foraging course will take place today and chaotic scenes are expected in the kitchen later as students attempt to cook what they have foraged.

Hilariously there is a Josie lookalike on the course (had to do a few double takes at her ).

Despite what Lydia portrays , she didn't get up at 5am today - True to her usual form on days like this, Lydia arrived late!!!.

She's in brown knee length boots , bright white jeans the Beaufort Blake green shirt and hair down

That's all from me for now, I'll keep you updated with any breaking news , handing back to the studio

Love this our very own tattle reporter!

 

[GlitterFluff]

Just been sat next to the founders of Fairfax & Favor having drinks at the Lakeside Bar at Badminton with a group of their influencers….guess who wasn’t there?!

 

[Lola Faith]

My Collection is Sold OUT - in your head!!!!

Lydiot - I hope she sees these!

 

[ella1979]

Carrie didn’t get a loaf. Lydia only bought one which surprised me . Carrie was interested in the wines, tinned cocktails and to some degree the cheese from what I saw .

agree re the rest. It was interesting watching the dynamic. I think I started watching Lydia in about 2020 so I’ve missed a lot. The descriptions here of her babysitting Lydia and Lydia being centre of attention are absolutely spot on

 

[Greentrees]

Lydia’s turning her house into a green swamp.

Next is the laundry. Good grief!

It’s one thing painting or decorating one or two rooms in your home in your favourite colour, but the whole entire house?! Good luck in selling that quagmire.

 

[Por Que?]

She runs like a parody of a burglar. McHamBurglar.

People must surely be laughing at that utter tripe.

she’s been paid for this though!? Someone at the brand has reviewed it and said “well done, cheque’s in the post” One of life’s great mysteries

 

[coconochanel]

Just watching her vlog and oh what a shit show it is......

She has a Skype call with another mag no one has heard of
Then it's like deja vu where she's trying on some clothes from Goelia and they all look like every other item of clothing she tries on from brands....shirt dresses, ugly two piece etc etc
Her hair is an absolute MESS, jeez get the colour sorted!
She goes to S&H to pick up her tailormade suit and when she is in her dressing room trying it on all I can think of is Ollie Locke from Made in Chelsea
The garden looks a state and while everyone's veg beds are beginning to sprout hers are BARE!
Love how she is talking to Tattle direct when she says 'looks what's back in the makeup bag the Byterry glowing base'
She is all dressed up to go to some meetings in London wearing her Loro Piana dress, Hermes belt, Hermes bag and her beat up scuffed suede shoes MAKE IT MAKE SENSE!
Then she is in London talking about her dads old GF who had a fancy flat that had a square and 'Lydia used to feel like she was in Notting hill 'even though she didn't know what Notting Hill was back then'
Her New PR people must have advised to to appear more friendly because she is OTT happy, nice its laughable TBH.
She tries on a black dress and all my first thought is Maleficent
When she is trying on the dresses all you can hear is Cawwie giving her opinion, shut up you have no idea about style!

 

[Sofie]

Guys can we stop calling it a bungalow its a Cottage!

A cottage with a north wing, a terrace and grounds.

 

[K18]

Lydia does a lot of these cringe ads - “aren’t I beautiful and sexy in my romantic period frocks”? It’s a bloody Harlequin Romance cover come to life! This ad is the absolute worse!!! It’s so gross - nothing like losing sales for making a bad decision on your leading lady! I do not get all the lemmings she has in her corner - “so beautiful Lydia”! It’s a sad, sad world out there! Also disappointed in Fairfax and Favor for hiring her to design handbags - I did like that company, oh well!

Does anyone remember her L’Oréal Elnett ad when she dressed as Madonna. That will forever be her most embarrassing moment

 

[coconochanel]

Is she trying to insinuate this new ring is boodles?

I don't believe that ring is from Boodles, if it was she would have been bragging about it!

 

[Milking Keynes]

OMG he is in deep dirty dank water, it shouldn't be like that, nor should he go in there!

1 or 2 less dresses would pay for that!

She is banging on about choosing oak or birch for the unit to paint green, what an idiot! Use MDF if you are painting it!

Leaks, swimming pools, fake beams....She’s turning the Bunga into Katie Price’s Mucky Mansion!

 

[RubyGSD]

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I mean her face is shockingly different and not in a good way. She just had a ton of filler and Botox and she looks robotic. Super frozen and filled. She looked freaky when talking to the chef.

I have nothing against minor Botox and tweaks but when a person is this frozen and sculpted by filler they look strange… especially when talking. So many in society walking around like this.

Also a personality flaw with these two is that when they are with a chef or expert they just talk at the person. Just blabber away about what they do or think and don’t even really ask a question.


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I thought Carrie came across as very opinionated and such a ‘know all’. Humility and respect are essential qualities in a learner.

 

[ella1979]

Nadine bagott told Lydia on the live that coral isn’t Lydia’s colour Lydia fielded the question by saying she wear it in summer .

 

[blue-orchid]

You want more ? I’ll give you more
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You want more ? I’ll give you more

Carrie tends to walk behind Lydia . She seems to pander to Lydia .
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In answer to the question, yes quite a bit of cackling , loud laughter. You could hear them a mile off . Carrie is quite loud like Lydia is.
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Carrie packed everything at the till for her. It’s remarkable how she does so much . I wonder if Lydia has her toothpaste squeezed out onto the brush by Carrie like King Charles reportedly does?

re height idk because I was trying to take some lovely photos whilst at daylesford so concentrated on that . The two streaky highlights each side of the back of her head are awful.
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I’m amazed she didn’t take her Birkin! It had a rare day off
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Also where is Ali? . I was convinced he would be with her
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Oh and I forgot . Carrie embarrassed herself at the cheese sampling counter . There was a plate of cheese for people to try she asked the staff “what is this one” so he said a name I can’t recall it , so Carrie said “oh, and what’s this one called with blue on” the man said “that’s the same cheese madam, the blue bit is just the rind

she thought it was two cheeses on the plate

You deserve several medals @ella1979 !

What a treat to see her in the wild and in all her chaotic, manic glory.

Of course their main purchases were bread and alcohol.

For their routine of tons of day drinking / drunken hikes and then the shoving down of carbs for their one meal a day.

Thank you sooooo much for all the photos and the lowdown.

Says how narcissistic they are when they never even realized their photos were being taken.

Her nose has grown loads, I completely agree.

How does she not see this?

Cawwie's sense of "style" is ridiculous and I agree looks like a female Bozo the Clown @Namima .

Her dress sense is not even quirky, cute or unique.

It looks just random, nutty and like she doesn't give a hoot.

Her overly bleached mess of hair and ginormous glasses aren't doing her any favors either.

Rather ironic when she is supposedly best friends and "manager" to a fashion/style influencer.

It looks like such an odd relationship.

Cawwie and Ali are literally Lydiot's servants/caretakers/emotional puppies at this point.

Very imbalanced relationships and I wonder what the pull is.

For Ali we know it's $$.

For Cawwie, I suppose freebies because I doubt she is making tons getting paid hourly.

Perhaps Cawwie comes from a rich family so can afford to barely work....or to work such a meaningless, soulless job catering to a narc.

I couldn't do it.

It says a lot about Cawwie to be besties with an arrogant narc.

The way she caters and panders to Lydiot is very weird to me.

It's as if Lydiot is truly an idiot.

She probably needs Cawwie to tie her shoes and find her way out of a room.

What a muppet.

 

[Sofie]

I watched her religiously, then after they moved to the bunga, I noted how she couldn’t stop bragging about everything and trying to make out she was now well and truly above everyone else.

Then I’d notice how she’d mentioned she wanted something for the house - washing machine for example - then all of a sudden a brand send her a new washing machine.

Then she would do it on insta and bam! It’s gifted. It was this that irked me because it seemed so sneaky and conniving.

The last straw was when her and carrier were shopping for Christmas decorations in TK Maxx or Dunelm, and Lydia was slagging someone off who had coloured baubles in her cart. She said to Carrie ‘ugh did you see she had pink baubles? Why would anyone want pink baubles- I can’t help but judge people if they have coloured baubles on their tree and I don’t care!’

I remember thinking that little skit between them confirmed what I had been thinking for a while. That Lydia is an insecure, jealous, nasty creature who thinks she’s above everyone else’. To say it out loud is one thing but to include that in a video is another. She’s just got way worse than I ever imagined though!! Waaaaaaay worse!

I realised she was flogging any old shite a few years back now (in the bungalow)
when she got in the shower and washed her hair with Function of Beauty products. She was wearing a swimsuit but even so I was....

Regarding how nasty she is, she once said she was thinking about tripping someone up just as they were about to board a plane. Why would she leave that in a vlog?

 

[BrookeDavis]

Why is Lydia staring into the bathroom mirror like a psycho with the phone covering her face. Then you just see one eye appear. So creepy. There is no background music just silence.

Then she ends the video by zeroing in the camera down to her crotch. She’s so creepy and strange.

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Why is she taking a runner’s vest on a 5k run she doesn’t need gels for that distance and isn’t training for a marathon so doesn’t need to practise with a vest. She’s such a “jumping on the bandwagon” person. I know people on insta are saying if short runners want to wear vests, they can, but it still doesn’t deny the fact they’re literally wearing it to look a certain way. How sad must your life be to want to appear as someone you’re definitely not. I just know there’s a long speech in her next vlog about how she goes through phases of running because of the weather and not because she’s a lazy bitch that can’t stick to anything for longer than 2 minutes. I assume she’s dropped her 7am Monday morning PT session as she hasn’t mentioned it in a long time.

 

[BeccaBanana]

I hate how dogs have become fashion accessories. Years ago everyone had a chihuahua (thanks to Paris Hilton), then it moved to Pugs, then it was British Bulldogs, then French Bulldogs, then Pomeranians, then it was the cockapoo, cavapoo mixes, then now we have Dachshunds. And influencers have made this issue of having a certain breed ‘because it’s in fashion’ all the worse.

They have the platform to promote adoption or even if they want a specific breed there are rescues that specialises in rehoming a specific breed.

And if they really want a pedigree puppy, they have the opportunity to educate people on how to research and buy responsibly. How to look into breed characteristics, how to spot a puppy farm or unscrupulous backyard breeder. To make sure you view the pup with its mum, how to tell if the mum actually is the pups mum!

There are so many things they could do to raise awareness of and help stop the big money puppy trade but they don’t. In fact they encourage it.

“I want that dog, it’s cute, everyone has one, I want a puppy I want all the designer accessories for it” and then it appears and all the sycophants then copy with NO knowledge of how easy it is to get duped by a puppy farm or deceitful backyard breeder who treat their breeding dogs atrociously. Makes my blood boil!!!