Bag's wrong, makeup's wrong and the hair is the worst of them all.
She is so bloody clueless.
Her hair actually looks greasy and just dirty.
Like she couldn't be bothered to wash it or style it.
Lydia Millen #202 The latest for the Cotswold’s wannabe is fake beams in the GP Surgery!
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She is so bloody clueless.
Her hair actually looks greasy and just dirty.
Like she couldn't be bothered to wash it or style it.
Why did she not use the white Lunar bag? Has she locked it away in the
Why does her nose look on the wonk is it too much filler? yes makeup too heavy for the dress and bag to dark for the dress, idiot!
She even claimed herself in a flog that she doesn't watch any news, she claims to only consume airyfairy stuff on SM, no bad stuff allowed.
@Greentrees brilliant!
Is that a dark purple Launer ? Or black? I’ve lost track of what colours she has in that mini bag , it’s small in real life but not a clutch for sure . Too dark and heavy like the makeup
I don’t think she’s done that makeup herself. The eyeshadows are placed differently imo . I think she’s popped to Mac Milton Keynes and had them do her eyes or somewhere .
The dress! Eek! I did like the fabric on the roll but the deep V is tacky on her and the sleeves are voluminous but to me they still look tight over the shoulder/top of arms . A wedding frock to an awards night ??
She’s the gift that keeps giving. Never short of anything to discuss here are we !?
Is that a dark purple Launer ? Or black? I’ve lost track of what colours she has in that mini bag , it’s small in real life but not a clutch for sure . Too dark and heavy like the makeup
I don’t think she’s done that makeup herself. The eyeshadows are placed differently imo . I think she’s popped to Mac Milton Keynes and had them do her eyes or somewhere .
The dress! Eek! I did like the fabric on the roll but the deep V is tacky on her and the sleeves are voluminous but to me they still look tight over the shoulder/top of arms . A wedding frock to an awards night ??
She’s the gift that keeps giving. Never short of anything to discuss here are we !?
She would have looked much better in the dark blue tailored dress she tried on.
Her need to show wealth and richness is her biggest failure . Instead of going With an appropriate bag she will ALWAYS carry something to prove status . Worst part it it doesn’t match the outfit nor the occasion 
Wow, that hair looks dreadful. Greasy, flat and too severe. Flowy, romantic dress, and hair more suited to a cut price dominatrix.
She never gets it right.
She never gets it right.
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I always think when she turns up at these events looking like a hot mess that she s had to haul herself up off the sofa, scabble to get dressed, slap on some makeup and whack the dirty hair into a bun because really she can t be arsed.
She looks like she's going bald, that middle parting is huge.
BAFTA TV awards isn’t high end glamour and talent. Reality TV stars, TV presenters, soap actors. And now Lydia and Ali. Lyds in her flowy frock and Launer bag, competing with barely dressed no-marks.
I’ve seen quite a few Instagrammers there that made me go, “ooh ok but weird how come they are there???”, they must have a lot of seats to fill.
I’ve been to A LOT of events like this as audience filler in a past life, but they never red carpeted us (obvs, because I’m just a bleeping staple) but maybe they are thinking instead of just filling the gaps with normos through the back door, get some low rent influencers, let them walk the red carpet after all the important people have, and get more exposure because they’ll spam the duck out of it on their socials?
I’ve been to A LOT of events like this as audience filler in a past life, but they never red carpeted us (obvs, because I’m just a bleeping staple) but maybe they are thinking instead of just filling the gaps with normos through the back door, get some low rent influencers, let them walk the red carpet after all the important people have, and get more exposure because they’ll spam the duck out of it on their socials?
This is shocking, I wouldn't even go to the supermarket or to a friend with hair like that, greasy, dirty, huge parting, messy.
The make up is all wrong and is too neutral and heavy, also wrong colour lips.
Nothing works, especially the stupid bag, at least get a white one! But most people would wear a metallic sandal and matching evening bag or clutch. Something softer than the ridiculous black Launer bag with that dress - which Cawwee probably said was incredible. The dress has green velvet, lilac and pink embroidered flowers, so black bag, brown make up is pitiful!!!
The make up is all wrong and is too neutral and heavy, also wrong colour lips.
Nothing works, especially the stupid bag, at least get a white one! But most people would wear a metallic sandal and matching evening bag or clutch. Something softer than the ridiculous black Launer bag with that dress - which Cawwee probably said was incredible. The dress has green velvet, lilac and pink embroidered flowers, so black bag, brown make up is pitiful!!!
Aldi hanging with the reality z-listers
He's found his matching little people, well person
You wouldn't think she was only 36, not aging well.
She's so not, and with her cluelessness about almost everything, she looks old but without the knowledge or experience on just about everything. Odd online character she has created (to escape her "old" self), lots to learn yet. (If you know, you know). We know!
I am totally distracted by the $hit stain on her cleavage. I like the dress except for the bodice. The V is too deep and would look better with the V about 3 inches less deep. A black handbag, that works with a suit, or tailored slacks just doesn't work with an airy, flowy white dress. A soft sided, pouch with a clamshell clasp, in white, in a tiny size would work far better than that black loaned Launer handbag. The hair part looks like she came in contact with a hatchet. If she insists on wearing her hair up, then why didn't she go with a loose messy bun with tendrils to soften her masculine face? Dark eyeshadow in brown is wrong. If she wanted eyeshadow why not soft green? This leaves her lips. What happened to Sweed lipsticks, in a pink color and not a brown or coral color? Then we have Lips Boofont was he wearing his patent slippers with the bows? This is the problem with her. She wants her viewers to buy whatever she is flogging but you will never see her in those clothes or makeup when she is at an event where a lot of people will see her and where she has her photo taken and published.
It already has trickled down. It just hasn’t crossed over from the Muslim community.
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She should go to no events that are covered by Getty images. You can always count on them to show what celebrities really look like.
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I bet they buy their seats
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But then she wouldn’t have been able to afford the Hermes. And they are integral to her old money cosplay
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And they probably made the influencers buy their tickets
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