Lydia Millen #194 Sprawled across three chairs at the NHS, perhaps you should consider drinking less

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Oh my god the staff Christmas party at the end šŸ¤® Where does one begin. Everyone looking awkward and unhappy, Lydiot completely overdressed as per usual, Cawwie asking ā€œBoys what cigars are you onā€ with a closeup of little Ali struggling to hold the vile thing in his tiny Dobby paws, drunken Lydiot loudly and obnoxiously forcing disgusting shots on everyone, whilst looking completely at home in a tacky club-like atmosphere. How vile.
Omg, she was so overdressed at the 'team' get together. How embarrazzzzing šŸ¤­
But with dirty hair.
The poor bloke sitting next to her !

Imagine going to events with dirty hair. And being so proud of this fact.
I just see a further decline of her mental health.

Fifty spritzes of perfume ain't gonna disguise the bad smell of dirty hair daahling.

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Blah blah heirloom blah blah.

2 minutes later :
Blah blah blah HEIRLOOM blah blah.

2 minutes later :
Blah blah blah HEIRLOOM blah blah blah.


Oh, shut up.
 
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Good Morning and welcome to today šŸŽ„

Iā€™ve been up since the crack of silly oā€™clock trying to decide what to wear. I think I will go for my neon pink nylon gypsy skirt and my orange boiled wool jacket. I really donā€™t want to stand out. Iā€™m dressing down because Iā€™m giving The King a hand getting a couple of eleven year olds back to work today.

I like to do my bit for charity, but of course the work I do is very low key. In fact, I never talk about it usually but you can rest assured that the work The King and I do today will have a lasting impact on the poor recipients.

Hmm...The King and I! Itā€™s got a ring to it hasnā€™t it? Itā€™s given me an idea for a musical I could write...

Peace on earth, piece on earth, peas on earth. šŸŒŸ šŸŖšŸŖšŸŖ
 
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I think the thing that annoys me most about him was that he was a sparky. Now I know people can improve themselves but for him trying to appear all cultured, knowledgeable and refined to create this image just doesnā€™t cut it. Itā€™s just embarrassing.
Oh and him being followed by Matalan makes me howl, not the image he wants to portray.
For some reason reminds me of this


Then there's this belter
 
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Do we think her Mum means Lydia has not been invited anywhere forChristmas???? not even Ali's family??

Weird comment, why not text or call??
 
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#195 Tons of pics of ā€˜old moneyā€™ family, straight after podcast & pics ā€˜proudā€™ Ibiza Me - Oh, the insecurity!
 
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Someone I follow on tiktok mentioned that she does the same thing & asked her doctor about it. Turns out it can be a symptom from anxiety meds. Idk Lidl's situation but could be.. .
And considering that the cat lowers its ass wherever it goes, ie on all the surfaces throughout the house, it could be that madam has worms. Because some of the first indicators that you have parasites are an itchy nose (as well as an itchy ass) ;)
 
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The ending of the latest vlog. The CRINGE! Watching Ali and the boys with cigars chatting whilst her and Carrie loiter around like a bad smellā€¦.quite literally as we saw how she DOUSED herself in perfume so much so that it was dripping down her chest. LESS IS bleeping MORE. A high quality perfume means a little goes a long way. Iā€™d honestly get a migraine from standing next to her.

It just felt so awkward. Carrie being all girly and trying to get the lads to drink more whilst randomly filming them. Iā€™d be like duck OFF if I was them. And what the duck was the dress code?weā€™ve got lads in barbours, Carrie in her Deirdre Barlow era and Lidl dressed like sheā€™s going to the ritz.
 
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Someone I follow on tiktok mentioned that she does the same thing & asked her doctor about it. Turns out it can be a symptom from anxiety meds. Idk Lidl's situation but could be.. .
Iā€™ve always subscribed to the idea someone here once put forward; ( which is now mentioned again by @Lola.Petra today) that when you have worms or parasites internally it makes your nose feel very itchy. She has consistently said herself that her nose is always itchy. Normally, she self diagnoses her illnesses, so not too sure if she would have been given prescriptive drugs (and not mentioned them) for anxiety since she decides which illnesses to have without having to trouble a doctor. The list of self-diagnosed ailments on her Wiki is impressive.

A paleo specialist, Corey Pemberton has written an article on 21 signs you may have parasites! Frightening and a hard read! However, some of her other symptoms of her various illnesses seem to be included in his long list. The only way to sort all of it out is for her to see a health professional.

She canā€™t stop touching her nose or her hair. If she held her hands in her lap (or even together) these irritating self-soothing gestures would not be so noticeable. Itā€™s a case of being aware of and caring about your audience. You donā€˜t see news readers faffing with their hair or scratching their noses. They are composed - so you listen to what they are saying without being distracted by their negative body language. Itā€™s hard to concentrate on what someone says when they are constantly faffing with their hands. After more than 10 years experience in the industry/dressing room, she knows best though. Itā€™s fairly safe to predict sheā€™ll carry on preening to camera.
 
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Why does she keep going on about heirloom pieces? What's Lumi going to do with an overpriced dress?
 
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Someone I follow on tiktok mentioned that she does the same thing & asked her doctor about it. Turns out it can be a symptom from anxiety meds. Idk Lidl's situation but could be.. .
I agree it could be from anxiety but in my opinion not from meds. I constantly fidget because of my ADHD and it is something I do without realising. It could be that, I've always thought she could have ADHD from the way she explains things (we kinda always going on never ending tangents). Not defending her here but that could be also why she has trouble keeping friendhips, I don't vibe with people who are neurotypical and 90% of the time the relationships feel forced and eventually die off.... She probably feels lonely and missanderstood, diagnosis helps but I doubt she will think she has a problem... she shows a lot of narssicism too.
 
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Looks like she forgot to order the guitar to go with her cosplay outfit
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Much like her cement boulders, it seems the camera filter has also dropped off her chest
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Making a tit of yourself again Lyds, me thinks sheā€™d already downed a few shots before leaving the houseā€¦.
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#195 Becky is the name of my brain, and she tells me and my love that buying bots is the name of the game


(sorry, Iā€™ll stop now - way too much coffee this morning
 
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Looks like she forgot to order the guitar to go with her cosplay outfit
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Making a tit of yourself again Lyds, me thinks sheā€™d already downed a few shots before leaving the houseā€¦.
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Captured paaaaarrrrfektly in that last screenshot - I couldnā€™t take my eyes off her Tina Turner impression during that segment
 
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Did Carrie make her top out of aluminium foil?! She looks like the Tin Man.

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Now she looks like Mister Magoo. I thought it was a Christmas party not a costume party. Carrie and Lydia must of really stood out in that pub, and not in a good way.
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No wonder she took her own 'decorations', (depressing tho they were)....that 'party room' looked grim!!!
 
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Isnā€™t it their wedding anniversary today? No posts yetā€¦.

Also an itchy nose is a sign on lying. The blood vessels in your nose increase when youā€™re lying or being deceitful making it itchy. Hence the Pinocchio thing
 
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