Lydia Millen #190 Fell Off Her Pedal Stool

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Al Fresco

Lotster said:
I would LOVE to know how many spelling mistakes they had to correct from "the Author" in her book! Given she can barely write one instagram post without one, there must have been hundreds................(if she actually wrote the damn thing!)
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She mentioned in the vlog that a lot of work had to be done on the spelling and grammar in the edit. If the proofreader was on piecework, they’ll be a millionaire by now.
 
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Peppypoopar

Is it not strange that she is only just seeing the book for the first time
 
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MimiW

I haven’t been around for a while…Is ‘spectacular’ her new word? I watched the latest flog, noticed and then another one autoplayed and she was at it again.
 
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Milking Keynes

Peppypoopar said:
Is it not strange that she is only just seeing the book for the first time
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She’s been too - sorry, to - busy bawling her eyes out to the sound of her audio book.
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Honest to god For those of you who don’t believe me - I wouldn’t - this is what she said...!

- I need a moment (pause for llooooonnnnnggg moment) I mean, people don’t talk about this, well, maybe they do, but I don’t listen... that... OMG, long after I’m gone, (snifff, another sniff, profound author sniff), people will still be reading my book... Imagine? I need a moment....I need a moment... long after I’m dead and gone, people will be reading Evergreen! Oh My God, I’ve cried three times this morning listening to my audio. Oh my god...





You would think these thoughts might have made her more mindful of the extremely recent loss of Aldi’s Grandad, ie don’t spew such nonsense, but no - ever the most important to discuss and celebrate...

Mind you, if Glóby is anything to go by, it will literally live forever - all that plastic will remain on the earth long after we are all gone. #landfill #veganleathermyarse
 
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Julia123

Shocking… tickets still available

At what point is it going to hit her that it's highly possible the sheep have pre-ordered and the copies sitting at Harrods and the book store (after publishing when people can flick through them to see the nontent) with do just that.......... sit and then perhaps be sent back to the publisher to go to TJ Max? Embarrassing

If the only saving grace is the lovely illustrations by "other", I'm sorry, you can get actual lovely illustrations EVERYWHERE and there is no need to have them in a bewk.

 
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FlipFlop0706

What exactly is the event? It’s not clear.

“Join one of the UK’s original and leading digital creators in the luxury space, Lydia Millen, for an intimate evening as we delve into the wisdom and wonders of nature and celebrate the publication of her debut book, Evergreen.”

Ok. So is it a reading? Is it a question and answer? Who’s asking the questions? Audience or is it a pre rehearsed Q&A? Book signing?

Why would anyone pay to attend this?!
 
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Duchesspink

Imagine getting half a dozen eggs as a birthday present! Imagine getting half a dozen eggs as a birthday present from someone in your family who would spend 20k on a handbag just for likes from strangers.
Half a dozen eggs. Fucking hell. That's shite. Nothing says I love you, quite like it
 
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newengland



Mushroom? Yeah, Ok.

Actually, looks like more of a ‘dick head‘ to me.
 
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coconochanel

Just watching her vlog and she goes on a 'run' then comes back and puts her sweaty feet straight into some wellies. Also the story about Lumi waking her up in the night for food doesnt make sense, surely just feed her in the kitchen before you go to bed. Why does she need her food in the bedroom? they really are a pair of bloody simpletons.

Now I'll be honest I know nothing about wild flowers etc but are you not supposed to still maintain them? cause her garden looks a fucking mess and lets not mention the veg beds.

Trying to be old money country folk but have a brand new 'new money chav' Aston Martin on the drive, hmm not really selling it to us Lyd!
 
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Al Fresco

I know, talk about deluded! Whereas this is what I was imagining.



Does anyone remember The Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin? He used to have an image of a jogging hippo in his head every time his mother- in-law was mentioned. I have quite similar tendencies throughout her vlogs.
 
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Catlady1234

Intimate evening. Hmm Is she going to set her boltons free? Probably not, sadly.
More likely she will just spew shite about herself non stop.
so yes, who would pay to attend this??
 
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sueherring

I still cant believe people have pre ordered a book without knowing whats in it lol!
 
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Peppypoopar

Teefers may have watched Lydiots flog
 
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coconochanel

That section of the vlog where she is helping Ali sort out his trainers you just knows its 'if they look fashionable and not country/old money' they are going.
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He even said the words 'a bit too urban' oh get a life you fake fuckers!
 
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Julia123

She has to be the ONLY "author" that has told people to buy her book for DECOR and probably doesn't care if they ever read it.
 
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