Hilarious! Plus - just wondering what is the advantage of a mobile chicken coop - Aldi seems keen but wondering what Madam has in mind? It will be oak for sure to be sympathetic...
Lydia Millen #176 Her leaves gave children tummy ache but no-one wanted birthday cake...
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Their garden is going to be such a mess! The chickens are going to scratch every little patch of grass, earth, woodland, raised beds… they will end up in the neighbors garden, on the road… . They will drive everyone nuts and lidl will really need to breathe chicken !
Maybe Aldi wants a moveable coop so he can keep moving it and moving it until it’s moved up the ‘private road’ and onto the M1...We will be watching you every step of the way
She is dressing exactly as Teefers. Like Teefers was wearing garden party dresses with Elsie’s old crew, looking very much out of place. Elsie is going Single White Female on Teefers. The clothes, the back yard, the chickens, the car, etc. Super creepy.
That really does look fox proof....NOT!!!
I saw that too. Again, putting down other brands in order to praise another. She can’t seem to get it through her muppet head that you don’t have to put other brands down in order to say good things about a different brand. No wonder she can only manage to have only one friend at a time if this is how she operates.And she just had to slag off Manolo whilst at it. Apparently these Emmy London shoes are much better quality than the Manolos
Maybe she will call it a chicken coop but it will actually be an outside office for her ‘team’
Question is will the chicken coop be better then her house? *of course it will 
She can't even stop her dogs going into the neighbours garden so good luck to her trying to keep the chickens out too.
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This doesn't seem that safe for the chickens though especially when trying to stop foxes getting in. I thought you would have to dig down and have the coop deep into the ground to stop the fox's digging but also from bad weather just toppling it over.
Not to beat a dead horse, but Leonora stated her height in her comments and they're both wearing the same heels so...
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I could be wrong but was Amelia’s boyfriend Jak the best man at Sofia Richie’s wedding? Amelia has posted a picture of Jak practicing a speech.
Yes, he's bestfriend with Elliot, the groom.
My father in-law made a chicken coop like this! The run is longer though. Their chickens are spoiled with organic lettuce, snacks etc. They just received more baby chicks as some chickens have died.Maybe she will call it a chicken coop but it will actually be an outside office for her ‘team’
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The Risotto Eaters by Ermyntrude Cluck-Off
Chapter 2.
Morning was still broken as The Risotto Eaters had been far too busy photographing each other to try to fix it. The man of the house had had a massive delivery from Amazon. He’d photographed six outfits as possible candidates for the unboxing video he would make that day. After much deliberation he wore a collar up ginger tweed polo shirt and a nice fawn cravat. The lady of the house was filming in her dressing gown so the man decided to wear his too. So Noel Coward (whoever he was)!
The filming would take place in ‘The Business Man’s Office’ - a barely used room in the little bungalow. The man of the house was excited to film the contents of the boxes because he could really make an epic vlog of quite possibly 35 minutes if he tried hard to include a few business calls. But, what was in the boxes I hear you ask? Yes gentle reader; you cleverly got it in one…It was a joblot of foxproof wool! A metric ton of it to be precise! He - the man of the house, was going to jolly well knit a chicken tractor.
Meanwhile, in The Fragrance Garret, as a nod to National Wasted Shirt Waister Day, the Lady of the house was colouring in some egg boxes. She loved her crayons. They were all varying shades of green. They were her absolute favourites so she had many, many of them. As she crayoned her way through the morning an idea struck her. YES! This would make her fortune
! She would design a tiny little green stamp to stamp her eggs with! The stamp would be in the shape of a shield to imply quality and collectability. She was a genius.
…to be continued…
Chapter 2.
Morning was still broken as The Risotto Eaters had been far too busy photographing each other to try to fix it. The man of the house had had a massive delivery from Amazon. He’d photographed six outfits as possible candidates for the unboxing video he would make that day. After much deliberation he wore a collar up ginger tweed polo shirt and a nice fawn cravat. The lady of the house was filming in her dressing gown so the man decided to wear his too. So Noel Coward (whoever he was)!
The filming would take place in ‘The Business Man’s Office’ - a barely used room in the little bungalow. The man of the house was excited to film the contents of the boxes because he could really make an epic vlog of quite possibly 35 minutes if he tried hard to include a few business calls. But, what was in the boxes I hear you ask? Yes gentle reader; you cleverly got it in one…It was a joblot of foxproof wool! A metric ton of it to be precise! He - the man of the house, was going to jolly well knit a chicken tractor.
Meanwhile, in The Fragrance Garret, as a nod to National Wasted Shirt Waister Day, the Lady of the house was colouring in some egg boxes. She loved her crayons. They were all varying shades of green. They were her absolute favourites so she had many, many of them. As she crayoned her way through the morning an idea struck her. YES! This would make her fortune
! She would design a tiny little green stamp to stamp her eggs with! The stamp would be in the shape of a shield to imply quality and collectability. She was a genius.…to be continued…
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I know, and it's so obvious. Does she really think people won't notice? Now the little man is copying Charlie, and she's even got Cawwie wearing tweed coats, fleece gilets, and Dubarry boots!
Poor Ali is already henpecked enough.
An interesting read, thankfully, no piccies of Madam :
www.dailymail.co.uk
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How Jade Holland Cooper is the most well connected woman in Britain
Jade Holland-Cooper is the owner of fashion brand Holland Cooper and wife to millionaire Julian Dunkerton, 55, - and her connections reach from the Princess of Wales to David Beckham.
Unsurprising she completely missed the mark.
That dress is suited for a daytime charity fundraising luncheon. Perhaps a book launch party. Not nighttime glam cocktail.
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