Lids harvesting dead leaves at the entrance to the crematorium to decorate the grave wherein lie the ashes of her career
Lydia Millen #167 Only Hermès vintage is sublime, trash it no matter a dime, Lyds it's time you resign!
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I don't get it at all. I've been watching her since before the over the top "surprise" helicopter engagement. Still, she continuously perplexes me.
The garden looks demented. The frightening beech/birch(?) thingies, numerous oak posts everywhere, a rat igloo that awaits oak cabinets and a tiny stone sink to anchor it. New small patio steps and removal of grander patio steps (WHY?!?!?). Tearing up and disposing of healthy flower beds repeatedly. Veg beds replaced twice so far, a greenhouse that isn't used for planting but for Dominos dining with a fake fireplace. New seating is supposed to be purchased for the outdoor kitchen area, making it the 3rd seating arrangement within a few feet for a couple that doesn't entertain often. McDonald's arches with testicle ironmongery detail, new metal gates, and endless new sod brought in. A massive solid oak shed, far larger than what grand estates have.
THREE gas guzzling vehicles for 2 people that take taxis everywhere. The repeated decorating of most rooms inside the house. How many dining tables? New flooring ripped out, for new flooring. Powder room redone 2 times. Dressing rooms redone over and over again.
Yet there are only 2 working toilets in the house, no car cover or garage to be seen, and water coming up through the flooring at the basement level. I've said this a million times, but I'll say it again. They're both kids pretending at adulting.
As a parent I would be horrified if either of them were my kid. Throwing money and resources away constantly. Even if it's all heavily discounted or gifted, these aren't the actions of 2 mid-30s adults. Dripping in designer gear and tweed, but stumbling over their words in every capacity. No one takes them seriously. Add in her problematic and well documented bullying and the drama she brings to every contract, leaving companies to have to mute their comments on any post that mention her and you're left with an Influencer that has no legs to keep her brand going.
The other Influenzas are all continuing to build their brands, expanding into property portfolios and getting bigger contracts each year. Despite the economy being in the dumps right now. Lydia is crafting and plugging gummies and Amazon. Does she not see how stupid she looks dripping in PP watches and buying Hermés when her career is obviously crashing and burning? She isn't aspirational. She is a cautionary tale. Bad juju follows her everywhere and her peers have noticed and quietly disassociated from her. She is the turd in the punchbowl of SM.
The garden looks demented. The frightening beech/birch(?) thingies, numerous oak posts everywhere, a rat igloo that awaits oak cabinets and a tiny stone sink to anchor it. New small patio steps and removal of grander patio steps (WHY?!?!?). Tearing up and disposing of healthy flower beds repeatedly. Veg beds replaced twice so far, a greenhouse that isn't used for planting but for Dominos dining with a fake fireplace. New seating is supposed to be purchased for the outdoor kitchen area, making it the 3rd seating arrangement within a few feet for a couple that doesn't entertain often. McDonald's arches with testicle ironmongery detail, new metal gates, and endless new sod brought in. A massive solid oak shed, far larger than what grand estates have.
THREE gas guzzling vehicles for 2 people that take taxis everywhere. The repeated decorating of most rooms inside the house. How many dining tables? New flooring ripped out, for new flooring. Powder room redone 2 times. Dressing rooms redone over and over again.
Yet there are only 2 working toilets in the house, no car cover or garage to be seen, and water coming up through the flooring at the basement level. I've said this a million times, but I'll say it again. They're both kids pretending at adulting.
As a parent I would be horrified if either of them were my kid. Throwing money and resources away constantly. Even if it's all heavily discounted or gifted, these aren't the actions of 2 mid-30s adults. Dripping in designer gear and tweed, but stumbling over their words in every capacity. No one takes them seriously. Add in her problematic and well documented bullying and the drama she brings to every contract, leaving companies to have to mute their comments on any post that mention her and you're left with an Influencer that has no legs to keep her brand going.
The other Influenzas are all continuing to build their brands, expanding into property portfolios and getting bigger contracts each year. Despite the economy being in the dumps right now. Lydia is crafting and plugging gummies and Amazon. Does she not see how stupid she looks dripping in PP watches and buying Hermés when her career is obviously crashing and burning? She isn't aspirational. She is a cautionary tale. Bad juju follows her everywhere and her peers have noticed and quietly disassociated from her. She is the turd in the punchbowl of SM.
Who recently criticised Lydia for not storing her bags properly? Well here we are, suddenly she stores them away ‘safely’ (on screen when not throwing bags on sofas and letting the dogs chew on them).
Note the extremely bare shelves. Amazon probably sells the most luxurious and perfect tumbleweeds to fill them
the one and only Chris EvansA NOTE FROM THE BEACH HOUSE
Unfortunately several guests have still not revealed who their dates for Man Cave Night were, so could the following people please tell me who your escort was as soon as possible - @Hunevoque2, @coconochanel, @K18, @MichiganGal, @Upintheair83, @CallMeHollywood, @Angeoudemon, @uhhuhyeahok, @Catlady1234 @TheMushroom @vaca74, @Rachy24881, @Yungone, @The.world.has.gone.mad., @Alleykat, @Jessica.d, @Faisgaffe, @Upintheair83, @katiesmith81, @Maisie doats, @rosieposie16, @Graciewoo, @Maybeme, @MissKW, @MissPiggy44, @Queenofsaigon, @CuriousCreature, @Lola.Petra, @helenmoorhouse, @Britabroad and @dins.
The following men have already been claimed:
• Viggo Mortensen
• Keanu Reeves
• St Gary Barlow
• Jude Law Esq
• Tom Hardy
• Eddie Cibrian
• Patrick Dempsey (as Dr McDreamy)
• Russell Crowe
• Mads Mikkelsen
• Michele Morrone
• Chris Hemsworth
• Jason Mamoa
• David Boreanaz
• Henry Cavill
• Travis Fimmel
• Giovanni Pernice
• Alan Titchmarsh
• Ashton Kutcher
• Cillian Murphy (as Tommy Shelby)
• Tom Hiddleston
• Ryan Reynolds
• Jonathan Geoff
• George Clooney
• James Norton
• Andrew Garfield
• Glen Powell
• Matthew McConaughey
• Toby Stephens
• Richard Armitage (as John Thornton)
• Simone Susinna
• Raymond Smith
• Andrew Garfield
If your husband, wife, boyfriend, girlfriend or partner was your date, please react to this post with the “WOW” emoji so as not to derail the entire thread.
Participating in Man Cave Night was not mandatory, so for those of you who had no desire to chose a man crush an alternative activity was organised.
I also love how she keeps saying her hair has “natural hold”, the woman can spin crap out of nothing. I mean I hope she realises that can only mean her hair is tit because the bonds in her hair are totally broken and she’s got wirey locks hence the “natural hold”. I don’t know why she can’t just not touch it and let the new growth fix it all. It’s shocking that her hair can be in such a state for so many years despite all her fiddling and money spent.
ME! And FINALLY some stuffing in a bag. She OF COURSE had to wait until it was a paid for post to do it... not because she wanted to keep her bags in good shape. Bet she'll only stuff the bags that got free pillows and then never bother to used them anyways.
Gotta love that fake bag (handle bending backwards) still on the shelf behind her "wish" birkin in the shot.
Can we talk about the sad potted plant in the LV train case?!
(and folded towels/books below in lieu of actual things stored in a closet like shoes and bags... hahaha)
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Exactly - that’s what I said - the honest reviews are because nada is coming her way and she can also disagree/take down the other influencers who used to be her friends. Double whammy.
Also, agree with you re the flog. A start to finish ad for Amazon.
oh yessss hot priest… hahaha love him and speaking of hot gay men, jonathan bailey…
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i think lumi loves ali more… hahaha
I’m aware this is off topic, but as I’ve lost the will to live I can’t be bothered to listen to Amelialiana tell us why her New York Nose job failed or even if it did, what is the her current status nosewise?
That dress is an abomination, thin material and her shoulders stick out beyond the sleeves #butch
Can you pop me down with Pedro Pascal, please and thank you.A NOTE FROM THE BEACH HOUSE
Unfortunately several guests have still not revealed who their dates for Man Cave Night were, so could the following people please tell me who your escort was as soon as possible - @Hunevoque2, @coconochanel, @K18, @MichiganGal, @Upintheair83, @CallMeHollywood, @Angeoudemon, @uhhuhyeahok, @Catlady1234 @TheMushroom @vaca74, @Rachy24881, @Yungone, @The.world.has.gone.mad., @Alleykat, @Jessica.d, @Faisgaffe, @Upintheair83, @katiesmith81, @Maisie doats, @rosieposie16, @Graciewoo, @Maybeme, @MissKW, @MissPiggy44, @Queenofsaigon, @CuriousCreature, @Lola.Petra, @helenmoorhouse, @Britabroad and @dins.
The following men have already been claimed:
• Viggo Mortensen
• Keanu Reeves
• St Gary Barlow
• Jude Law Esq
• Tom Hardy
• Eddie Cibrian
• Patrick Dempsey (as Dr McDreamy)
• Russell Crowe
• Mads Mikkelsen
• Michele Morrone
• Chris Hemsworth
• Jason Mamoa
• David Boreanaz
• Henry Cavill
• Travis Fimmel
• Giovanni Pernice
• Alan Titchmarsh
• Ashton Kutcher
• Cillian Murphy (as Tommy Shelby)
• Tom Hiddleston
• Ryan Reynolds
• Jonathan Geoff
• George Clooney
• James Norton
• Andrew Garfield
• Glen Powell
• Matthew McConaughey
• Toby Stephens
• Richard Armitage (as John Thornton)
• Simone Susinna
• Raymond Smith
• Andrew Garfield
If your husband, wife, boyfriend, girlfriend or partner was your date, please react to this post with the “WOW” emoji so as not to derail the entire thread.
Participating in Man Cave Night was not mandatory, so for those of you who had no desire to chose a man crush an alternative activity was organised.
Are you saying pressing dead leaves won’t save her dearest Trunchy?
Forsooth - you may be right…Gallops off on newly acquired horse to spread the news…
”Giddy up Dobbin - we have news for the thronging masses!”
Weeeerrrrrllll they’re not exactly thronging and there are no masses, There’s a few here and there. Actually, it’s just one or two isn’t it? Tch…All that drama getting a horse and learning to gallop all for nothing…Pffftt…
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Honestly I have to think Cawwie is
I can just hear her saying... let's order random unknown brands (that haven't heard about L reputation) and open them on tik tok and review them like it's scary in hopes they see the post and give us a deal. Let's do an UNSPONSORED review of Dyson and make it a series.
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Carrie to me has always given off bad vibes. She seems very cunning and sneaky. Always lurking in the background and then fluttering her eyelashes, whenever on the camera.
I wouldn’t trust her as far as I could throw her.
Third one and sniffing (counting)…she’s nosing ahead in the Firkin Hermes Department (if anyone’s interested
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@MissMidnight you are a blastA NOTE FROM THE BEACH HOUSE
Unfortunately several guests have still not revealed who their dates for Man Cave Night were, so could the following people please tell me who your escort was as soon as possible - @Hunevoque2, @coconochanel, @K18, @MichiganGal, @Upintheair83, @CallMeHollywood, @Angeoudemon, @uhhuhyeahok, @Catlady1234 @TheMushroom @vaca74, @Rachy24881, @Yungone, @The.world.has.gone.mad., @Alleykat, @Jessica.d, @Faisgaffe, @Upintheair83, @katiesmith81, @Maisie doats, @rosieposie16, @Graciewoo, @Maybeme, @MissKW, @MissPiggy44, @Queenofsaigon, @CuriousCreature, @Lola.Petra, @helenmoorhouse, @Britabroad and @dins.
The following men have already been claimed:
• Viggo Mortensen
• Keanu Reeves
• St Gary Barlow
• Jude Law Esq
• Tom Hardy
• Eddie Cibrian
• Patrick Dempsey (as Dr McDreamy)
• Russell Crowe
• Mads Mikkelsen
• Michele Morrone
• Chris Hemsworth
• Jason Mamoa
• David Boreanaz
• Henry Cavill
• Travis Fimmel
• Giovanni Pernice
• Alan Titchmarsh
• Ashton Kutcher
• Cillian Murphy (as Tommy Shelby)
• Tom Hiddleston
• Ryan Reynolds
• Jonathan Geoff
• George Clooney
• James Norton
• Andrew Garfield
• Glen Powell
• Matthew McConaughey
• Toby Stephens
• Richard Armitage (as John Thornton)
• Simone Susinna
• Raymond Smith
• Andrew Garfield
If your husband, wife, boyfriend, girlfriend or partner was your date, please react to this post with the “WOW” emoji so as not to derail the entire thread.
Participating in Man Cave Night was not mandatory, so for those of you who had no desire to chose a man crush an alternative activity was organised.
I will be escorted to your fab event by the fashionable Mr G-Dragon, cos, since I believe no kpoppers abound in TL, he will not be kidnapped upon arrival. Also, I will need to send him back a few years in a Time Machine to update his updo and color to any of my fave ones. You may of course weigh in on the specific one so he can be informed sufficiently in advance cos he is now in Paris, on the front row at Chanel as a longtime ambassador (don’t you wish, Lyds), but please note that white, orange, red, pink or cotton candy are my order of preference ( while also being partial to the neon green one, but thought that would be too much re. the upkeep while on the sandy beaches). TK for everything, dear, @MissMidnightAttachments
Just a little question vis the cards…Those of us who watched the hot mess “gold everything DIY” Teefers phase know exactly what yesterdays vlog was all about. She’s doing some Amazon crafting campaign and rather than just say that like teefers did when she made bird houses out of Amazon boxes… Lydia had to make some big showing of her new found love for “harvesting” leaves and ivy so she can make her own note cards. Yeah right Lydia… you have always loved crafting. Even before you were born
It was all an Amazon ad. The whole thing. She may have put “paid promotion” and listed paid for by Amazon”fashion” below, but the fact that she spent the whole thing flogging anything not nailed down (including praising REVLON lipstick that made her mouth look like) and pretended to actually be interested in making cards with leaves on them is just what makes her and other influencers fake, unrelateable and sleezy IMO.
Just say “I’m working on a campaign with Amazon to show you how you can make xyz”.
There are fifty cards to make. That will take patience and industry to see through to the end. At half an hour per card that’s 25 hours ‘work’ (minimum). Therefore it begs 2 (two) questions:-
1) Will we ever hear of or see those cards ever again?
2) WHO will she send them to?
Cawwie has managed to get her name included on all the decent invitations, managed to collect a huge amount of contacts in event management, PR, design teams, hospitality, etc and can walk away unscathed by the fiasco she has created. I can’t abide the girl but ultimately the personality is the brand and vice versa so Elsie is accountable and will go down alone or, if with anyone else, Aldi.
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