Lydia Millen #167 Only Hermès vintage is sublime, trash it no matter a dime, Lyds it's time you resign!

[toomuchstuff]

Occupational hazard.

Such a timely reminder, maybe historical injuries.

 

[MissMidnight]

A NOTE FROM THE BEACH HOUSE

Unfortunately several guests have still not revealed who their dates for Man Cave Night were, so could the following people please tell me who your escort was as soon as possible - @Hunevoque2, @coconochanel, @K18, @MichiganGal, @Upintheair83, @CallMeHollywood, @Angeoudemon, @uhhuhyeahok, @Catlady1234 @TheMushroom @vaca74, @Rachy24881, @Yungone, @The.world.has.gone.mad., @Alleykat, @Jessica.d, @Faisgaffe, @Upintheair83, @katiesmith81, @Maisie doats, @rosieposie16, @Graciewoo, @Maybeme, @MissKW, @MissPiggy44, @Queenofsaigon, @CuriousCreature, @Lola.Petra, @helenmoorhouse, @Britabroad and @dins.

The following men have already been claimed:

• Viggo Mortensen
• Keanu Reeves
• St Gary Barlow
• Jude Law Esq
• Tom Hardy
• Eddie Cibrian
• Patrick Dempsey (as Dr McDreamy)
• Russell Crowe
• Mads Mikkelsen
• Michele Morrone
• Chris Hemsworth
• Jason Mamoa
• David Boreanaz
• Henry Cavill
• Travis Fimmel
• Giovanni Pernice
• Alan Titchmarsh
• Ashton Kutcher
• Cillian Murphy (as Tommy Shelby)
• Tom Hiddleston
• Ryan Reynolds
• Jonathan Geoff
• George Clooney
• James Norton
• Andrew Garfield
• Glen Powell
• Matthew McConaughey
• Toby Stephens
• Richard Armitage (as John Thornton)
• Simone Susinna
• Raymond Smith
• Andrew Garfield

If your husband, wife, boyfriend, girlfriend or partner was your date, please react to this post with the “WOW” emoji so as not to derail the entire thread.

Participating in Man Cave Night was not mandatory, so for those of you who had no desire to chose a man crush an alternative activity was organised.

 

[Influenzermary]

I think as brands disappear and she is getting nothing bar Amazon - she will start doing ‘honest reviews’ - this will serve her two-fold - an opportunity to indirectly cast shade on other influencers who are not giving truthful and honest reviews because they are sponsored ads - whereas, because she has purchased the item, she will spend an entire vlog letting us know, honestly, the pros and cons, etc. It will give her content and an opportunity to flip the bird at her former ‘friends’.

This will serve to cover up the fact that she wasn’t gifted anything but also to snipe at the influencers who were because, let’s face it, they are no longer in her life in any capacity , eh Elsie? She has nobody at all except her TEAM which we hear about endlessly. My team swears by this, my team wears this non-stop - who cares? The team influences nobody.

So - next chapter - My Honest Review series... and let’s just see how honest she is about the giveaways she mentioned.

Going back to ‘influencer’ roots. Don’t give her any ideas!

 

[Milking Keynes]

A NOTE FROM THE BEACH HOUSE

Unfortunately several guests have still not revealed who their dates for Man Cave Night were, so could the following people please tell me who your escort was as soon as possible - @Hunevoque2, @coconochanel, @K18, @MichiganGal, @Upintheair83, @CallMeHollywood, @Angeoudemon, @uhhuhyeahok, @Catlady1234 @TheMushroom @vaca74, @Rachy24881, @Yungone, @The.world.has.gone.mad., @Alleykat, @Jessica.d, @Faisgaffe, @Upintheair83, @katiesmith81, @Maisie doats, @rosieposie16, @Graciewoo, @Maybeme, @MissKW, @MissPiggy44, @Queenofsaigon, @CuriousCreature, @Lola.Petra, @helenmoorhouse, @Britabroad and @dins.

The following men have already been claimed:

• Viggo Mortensen
• Keanu Reeves
• St Gary Barlow
• Jude Law Esq
• Tom Hardy
• Eddie Cibrian
• Patrick Dempsey (as Dr McDreamy)
• Russell Crowe
• Mads Mikkelsen
• Michele Morrone
• Chris Hemsworth
• Jason Mamoa
• David Boreanaz
• Henry Cavill
• Travis Fimmel
• Giovanni Pernice
• Alan Titchmarsh
• Ashton Kutcher
• Cillian Murphy (as Tommy Shelby)
• Tom Hiddleston
• Ryan Reynolds
• Jonathan Geoff
• George Clooney
• James Norton
• Andrew Garfield
• Glen Powell
• Matthew McConaughey
• Toby Stephens
• Richard Armitage (as John Thornton)
• Simone Susinna
• Raymond Smith
• Andrew Garfield

If your husband, wife, boyfriend, girlfriend or partner was your date, please react to this post with the “WOW” emoji so as not to derail the entire thread.

Participating in Man Cave Night was not mandatory, so for those of you who had no desire to chose a man crush an alternative activity was organised.

I’m not going to your post in case it complicates matters and I’ll leave it to the partygoers who haven’t yet chosen their plus one to respond - but can I say that, having bought fifteen bags of lemon sherbet for my Tom Hardy I’m looking forward!

 

[Ms.Chanandler Bong]

Their intimicymeeeeee moments are so awkward - Little fella always looks like he doesn’t quite get the joke

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Rather than funny I find it flipping sad and upsetting. There's a clear divide between them, yet they insist on forcing this IG picture perfect couple bollocks on everyone. Ali in particular could easily do so much better.

 

[Lotster]

The thing with old money people /upper class people is they don’t have anything to prove. They don’t give a toss what people think of them, they live, look and behave how they like. If they want to listen to Heart Radio they will, if they want to eat spaghetti hoops on white toast they will, they just don’t care.
Lydia desperately cares about appearances and creating the illusion of being grand which means paradoxically she never will be.

Exactly this. This is the difference between old money and the nouveau riche. We all know which category Lidl is in.

 

[Ms.Chanandler Bong]

A NOTE FROM THE BEACH HOUSE

Unfortunately several guests have still not revealed who their dates for Man Cave Night were, so could the following people please tell me who your escort was as soon as possible - @Hunevoque2, @coconochanel, @K18, @MichiganGal, @Upintheair83, @CallMeHollywood, @Angeoudemon, @uhhuhyeahok, @Catlady1234 @TheMushroom @vaca74, @Rachy24881, @Yungone, @The.world.has.gone.mad., @Alleykat, @Jessica.d, @Faisgaffe, @Upintheair83, @katiesmith81, @Maisie doats, @rosieposie16, @Graciewoo, @Maybeme, @MissKW, @MissPiggy44, @Queenofsaigon, @CuriousCreature, @Lola.Petra, @helenmoorhouse, @Britabroad and @dins.

The following men have already been claimed:

• Viggo Mortensen
• Keanu Reeves
• St Gary Barlow
• Jude Law Esq
• Tom Hardy
• Eddie Cibrian
• Patrick Dempsey (as Dr McDreamy)
• Russell Crowe
• Mads Mikkelsen
• Michele Morrone
• Chris Hemsworth
• Jason Mamoa
• David Boreanaz
• Henry Cavill
• Travis Fimmel
• Giovanni Pernice
• Alan Titchmarsh
• Ashton Kutcher
• Cillian Murphy (as Tommy Shelby)
• Tom Hiddleston
• Ryan Reynolds
• Jonathan Geoff
• George Clooney
• James Norton
• Andrew Garfield
• Glen Powell
• Matthew McConaughey
• Toby Stephens
• Richard Armitage (as John Thornton)
• Simone Susinna
• Raymond Smith
• Andrew Garfield

If your husband, wife, boyfriend, girlfriend or partner was your date, please react to this post with the “WOW” emoji so as not to derail the entire thread.

Participating in Man Cave Night was not mandatory, so for those of you who had no desire to chose a man crush an alternative activity was organised.

In words of a hobbit:

Gandalf, my old friend, this will be a night to remember!

 

[Catlady1234]

A NOTE FROM THE BEACH HOUSE

Unfortunately several guests have still not revealed who their dates for Man Cave Night were, so could the following people please tell me who your escort was as soon as possible - @Hunevoque2, @coconochanel, @K18, @MichiganGal, @Upintheair83, @CallMeHollywood, @Angeoudemon, @uhhuhyeahok, @Catlady1234 @TheMushroom @vaca74, @Rachy24881, @Yungone, @The.world.has.gone.mad., @Alleykat, @Jessica.d, @Faisgaffe, @Upintheair83, @katiesmith81, @Maisie doats, @rosieposie16, @Graciewoo, @Maybeme, @MissKW, @MissPiggy44, @Queenofsaigon, @CuriousCreature, @Lola.Petra, @helenmoorhouse, @Britabroad and @dins.

The following men have already been claimed:

• Viggo Mortensen
• Keanu Reeves
• St Gary Barlow
• Jude Law Esq
• Tom Hardy
• Eddie Cibrian
• Patrick Dempsey (as Dr McDreamy)
• Russell Crowe
• Mads Mikkelsen
• Michele Morrone
• Chris Hemsworth
• Jason Mamoa
• David Boreanaz
• Henry Cavill
• Travis Fimmel
• Giovanni Pernice
• Alan Titchmarsh
• Ashton Kutcher
• Cillian Murphy (as Tommy Shelby)
• Tom Hiddleston
• Ryan Reynolds
• Jonathan Geoff
• George Clooney
• James Norton
• Andrew Garfield
• Glen Powell
• Matthew McConaughey
• Toby Stephens
• Richard Armitage (as John Thornton)
• Simone Susinna
• Raymond Smith
• Andrew Garfield

If your husband, wife, boyfriend, girlfriend or partner was your date, please react to this post with the “WOW” emoji so as not to derail the entire thread.

Participating in Man Cave Night was not mandatory, so for those of you who had no desire to chose a man crush an alternative activity was organised.

Sorry, that i was late to reveal my date! It’s Bear Grylls. It took a bit of time to negotiate the details of our date, because he was reluctant to compromise on certain factors. I am not willing to consume camel urine, sheep testicles, or any other strange delicacies. I allowed him to organise our arrival by parachuting in, but i had to draw the line at his other extreme ideas.

 

[Jessie98]

This holiday that is coming up...wondering if it will be just the two of them or will Carrie and man bun be stuck to them too. Don't get me wrong there is nothing wrong with couples going on holiday together but Lydia and Ali never ever go away alone which for a childless couple with a so called good bit of money in the bank is not normal.

 

[Bearsmum13]

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This is what I imagine long pubes would look like.

It is not a nice thought I grant you.

 

[Delizia]

How long will it take for Lydia to have a coat of arms or a monogram?

Also, Lydia is that type of person who'll buy a piece of Scottish land (those scams) and call herself a Lady!

I have no idea how titles work, but Lord/Lady is an inherited title, right?

She's got a monogram as part of her branding and has bought a title to Ali already so you're totally right.

 

[Miscanthus]

I think as brands disappear and she is getting nothing bar Amazon - she will start doing ‘honest reviews’ - this will serve her two-fold - an opportunity to indirectly cast shade on other influencers who are not giving truthful and honest reviews because they are sponsored ads - whereas, because she has purchased the item, she will spend an entire vlog letting us know, honestly, the pros and cons, etc. It will give her content and an opportunity to flip the bird at her former ‘friends’.

This will serve to cover up the fact that she wasn’t gifted anything but also to snipe at the influencers who were because, let’s face it, they are no longer in her life in any capacity , eh Elsie? She has nobody at all except her TEAM which we hear about endlessly. My team swears by this, my team wears this non-stop - who cares? The team influences nobody.

So - next chapter - My Honest Review series... and let’s just see how honest she is about the giveaways she mentioned.

I don't think this new course has legs because it involves buying things she doesn't want so it won't be genuine..... or buying things that she does want and hoping people who share her taste look to her for a review.
Am I explaining myself?
Mange tout Rodney!

 

[Hunevoque2]

I don't think this new course has legs because it involves buying things she doesn't want so it won't be genuine..... or buying things that she does want and hoping people who share her taste look to her for a review.
Am I explaining myself?
Mange tout Rodney!

She won’t be able to review anything because she is useless at reviews!

 

[Delizia]

A NOTE FROM THE BEACH HOUSE

Unfortunately several guests have still not revealed who their dates for Man Cave Night were, so could the following people please tell me who your escort was as soon as possible - @Hunevoque2, @coconochanel, @K18, @MichiganGal, @Upintheair83, @CallMeHollywood, @Angeoudemon, @uhhuhyeahok, @Catlady1234 @TheMushroom @vaca74, @Rachy24881, @Yungone, @The.world.has.gone.mad., @Alleykat, @Jessica.d, @Faisgaffe, @Upintheair83, @katiesmith81, @Maisie doats, @rosieposie16, @Graciewoo, @Maybeme, @MissKW, @MissPiggy44, @Queenofsaigon, @CuriousCreature, @Lola.Petra, @helenmoorhouse, @Britabroad and @dins.

The following men have already been claimed:

• Viggo Mortensen
• Keanu Reeves
• St Gary Barlow
• Jude Law Esq
• Tom Hardy
• Eddie Cibrian
• Patrick Dempsey (as Dr McDreamy)
• Russell Crowe
• Mads Mikkelsen
• Michele Morrone
• Chris Hemsworth
• Jason Mamoa
• David Boreanaz
• Henry Cavill
• Travis Fimmel
• Giovanni Pernice
• Alan Titchmarsh
• Ashton Kutcher
• Cillian Murphy (as Tommy Shelby)
• Tom Hiddleston
• Ryan Reynolds
• Jonathan Geoff
• George Clooney
• James Norton
• Andrew Garfield
• Glen Powell
• Matthew McConaughey
• Toby Stephens
• Richard Armitage (as John Thornton)
• Simone Susinna
• Raymond Smith
• Andrew Garfield

If your husband, wife, boyfriend, girlfriend or partner was your date, please react to this post with the “WOW” emoji so as not to derail the entire thread.

Participating in Man Cave Night was not mandatory, so for those of you who had no desire to chose a man crush an alternative activity was organised.

So, no one's thought of Andrew Scott yet?

 

[Miscanthus]

I’m not going to your post in case it complicates matters and I’ll leave it to the partygoers who haven’t yet chosen their plus one to respond - but can I say that, having bought fifteen bags of lemon sherbet for my Tom Hardy I’m looking forward!

I don't know about you but I've been chewing hair gummies for weeks in anticipation of swishing my locks for Dr McD and my Eddie . I've been doing yoga every day to ensure I'm flexible and I've been on the Lidl diet to ensure I'm a size 4
When can we start?

 

[jadore23]

Old Elsie being dramatic and pretending she cares about Amelia, gotta keep up the pretence on social media. If they were good friends Her Travesty would have known Amelia had breathing problems after the second surgery and needed the third to correct it.

Where is this comment? I don't see it?

 

[Milking Keynes]

So, no one's thought of Andrew Scott yet?

Love, love, love Andrew Scott and can I take this opportunity to share that I sent my one and only fan letter to Andrew after his debut performance in the Abbey Theatre in Dublin aged only 21 and he wrote back to me thanking me!! He was so brilliant I forfeited all feelings of cringiness and wrote to him praising his electrifying performance. I won’t steal him, I swear but I might borrow him for a chat
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I don't know about you but I've been chewing hair gummies for weeks in anticipation of swishing my locks for Dr McD and my Eddie . I've been doing yoga every day to ensure I'm flexible and I've been on the Lidl diet to ensure I'm a size 4
When can we start?

Hair gummies? Chew them at your peril, Mon Dieu - Mon Dieu!

 

[Delizia]

Love, love, love Andrew Scott and can I take this opportunity to share that I sent my one and only fan letter to Andrew after his debut performance in the Abbey Theatre in Dublin aged only 21 and he wrote back to me thanking me!! He was so brilliant I forfeited all feelings of cringiness and wrote to him praising his electrifying performance. I won’t steal him, I swear but I might borrow him for a chat
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Hair gummies? Chew them at your peril, Mon Dieu - Mon Dieu!

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It seems like I've missed my ticket to the beach house sweet @Milking Keynes as I've been struggling with following the thread's lately. So I'd gladly let you have him for this time.
I also find Haider Ackerman and Daniel Craig really damn charismatic, for anyone else still looking for their +1.

 

[Namima]

I doubt she cuddles anyone except the cat!

Lumi hates her ... so probably not.

 

[jadore23]

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I don’t think Lydia understands the definition of hilarious. I for one am grateful that she doesn’t share her PT routines because her form is dreadful

No sign of the free hooha she was plugging daily before she returned it

First off THANK YOU for sharing screenshots of her bs stories here. I unfollowed on all accounts as I couldn't even hate-watch anymore and to not give this woman any views.

Seriously, this is no new information. She says the same thing over and over about "having found her perfect routine" yada yada and makes it sound novel or revolutionary. It's the same every year in January, all to lay the ground for shilling some sportswear brands in the next few weeks.

She is a narcissist, everything she shows and says has no purpose but performance. She's just here for the praise and gushing from her minions who are instrumentalized to confirm her delusional chosen self-image of grandeur.

Hit her where it hurts: money and attention. Watch how much of her "aspirational" lifestyle will be left. 3,2,1...