Lydia Millen #167 Only Hermès vintage is sublime, trash it no matter a dime, Lyds it's time you resign!

[Chels71]

ME! And FINALLY some stuffing in a bag. She OF COURSE had to wait until it was a paid for post to do it... not because she wanted to keep her bags in good shape. Bet she'll only stuff the bags that got free pillows and then never bother to used them anyways.

Gotta love that fake bag (handle bending backwards) still on the shelf behind her "wish" birkin in the shot.

Can we talk about the sad potted plant in the LV train case?!

(and folded towels/books below in lieu of actual things stored in a closet like shoes and bags... hahaha)

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WHAT THE FU$K??? Is that really a plant in a 4 ,000 Louis Vuitton train case!!! No make her stop please!!! Exactly has she lost her mind!! Who does this!! Yeah it’s funny how when we called her Hermès bag’s fake because one they scream fake just by looking at them, Lydia has always tried to reprove in her vlogs everything but that her few bags were real! We know Lydia would vlog every interaction that has to do with Hermès! I mean she’s studied how to fake being rich her whole life!! Now that she’s able to afford one or two now we see the true Hermès bag interaction!!! It never happened before except for the Sellier’s because that’s right we know Lydia vlogs everything and the story about having the other S.A. was all made up!!

 

[Louise84]

Her content is so random - first a £1300 Erdem dress and then a cheap-as-chips hideous polyester Amazon monstrosity. In one breath she appreciates items of quality that are made to last a lifetime and #slowfashion and in the next she's extolling the virtues of cheap/low quality ethics free fast fashion, delivered next day.

Make it make sense!!

 

[Oops...]

Cawwie has managed to get her name included on all the decent invitations, managed to collect a huge amount of contacts in event management, PR, design teams, hospitality, etc and can walk away unscathed by the fiasco she has created. I can’t abide the girl but ultimately the personality is the brand and vice versa so Elsie is accountable and will go down alone or, if with anyone else, Aldi.

Couldn’t agree more. She’s responsible for managing. Hah…management isn’t her forte really. She’s has single handedly curated this carbuncle/mess.

 

[IrishName]

Her latest TikTok is WILD.
This witch is deluded.

 

[muffintop13]

In the last thread I said that the Erdem dress would be bloody awful on Lydia because of her broad shoulders, those are her words, I don’t think she’s that broad to be fair. But I’ve seen the latest reel and I have to say it’s not that bad because it actually balances out her BIG HEAD BIG HEAD BIG HEAD (iykyk)

 

[adviseplz]

Honestly I have to think Cawwie is the brains behind all of these strange pivots... really she is very uninterested in the content and space and is very arrogant and is trying to cover up the very negative impact she herself has had on sponsorships. She doesn't have to encourage or even engage in this negative and demanding interactions with the PR and brands.... but she sure does from the sounds of the reporting from tattlers who've worked with her on deals.

I can just hear her saying... let's order random unknown brands (that haven't heard about L reputation) and open them on tik tok and review them like it's scary in hopes they see the post and give us a deal. Let's do an UNSPONSORED review of Dyson and make it a series.

The tit is really going to hit the fan when sponsors really dry up and Lidl starts to blame Carrie for her downfall

 

[Peppypoopar]

Alexx Cole has been gifted (I think) new equestrian clothes, she actually has a horse and rides really well.
Oh by the way Lydiot that's what you call a waist, no cinching involved

 

[Louise84]

Lids harvesting dead leaves at the entrance to the crematorium to decorate the grave wherein lie the ashes of her career

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Good grief! WTAF has she done to the garden? Those bush things are giving me the talking aspidistra from the Adventure Game vibes (sorry for the niche 80's game show reference, but I swear sometimes it's still 1985 in my head!!)

 

[TheSweetPanda]

Make it make sense!!

It makes “cents” because she be broke. Just like a lady I knew. Moved back in with her parents because she couldn’t afford her house payment’s because she was blowing all er money on designer stuff.

 

[Peppypoopar]

Eyebrows
Orange gunk
Wonky teeth
Arrogance

 

[coconochanel]

Ok so I watched her vlog and jeez she's a twit!

buying 50 cards to send to people, Hun you don't know 10 people let alone 50!
She said she is going to wear gloves for doing the potting but were they even gardening gloves they were black leather with fur on the inside ?
Bought the same seeds she had already bought
Moans that Porter starts whining when Amazon boxes arrive so instead of trying to discourage him to do it she puts one of his toys in the box and gives it to him!
There is room at the back of the new oak shed for the bins. Bloody hell love you could have saved yourself a few grand and just bought a wooden shed bin everyone else has

She is a joke trying to be old money when she shops at Amazon everyday and buys the most basic cheap food. pull the other one hun its got bell on (or nipple tassels)

 

[0707.annemarie]

It makes “cents” because she be broke. Just like a lady I knew. Moved back in with her parents because she couldn’t afford her house payment’s because she was blowing all er money on designer stuff.

Make it make cents should be in the next title.... So witty I love it..
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@MissMidnight you are a blast I will be escorted to your fab event by the fashionable Mr G-Dragon, cos, since I believe no kpoppers abound in TL, he will not be kidnapped upon arrival. Also, I will need to send him back a few years in a Time Machine to update his updo and color to any of my fave ones. You may of course weigh in on the specific one so he can be informed sufficiently in advance cos he is now in Paris, on the front row at Chanel as a longtime ambassador (don’t you wish, Lyds), but please note that white, orange, red, pink or cotton candy are my order of preference ( while also being partial to the neon green one, but thought that would be too much re. the upkeep while on the sandy beaches). TK for everything, dear, @MissMidnight

Yes to this! GD
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@MissMidnight you are a blast I will be escorted to your fab event by the fashionable Mr G-Dragon, cos, since I believe no kpoppers abound in TL, he will not be kidnapped upon arrival. Also, I will need to send him back a few years in a Time Machine to update his updo and color to any of my fave ones. You may of course weigh in on the specific one so he can be informed sufficiently in advance cos he is now in Paris, on the front row at Chanel as a longtime ambassador (don’t you wish, Lyds), but please note that white, orange, red, pink or cotton candy are my order of preference ( while also being partial to the neon green one, but thought that would be too much re. the upkeep while on the sandy beaches). TK for everything, dear, @MissMidnight

Yes to this! GD

Just a little question vis the cards…

There are fifty cards to make. That will take patience and industry to see through to the end. At half an hour per card that’s 25 hours ‘work’ (minimum). Therefore it begs 2 (two) questions:-

1) Will we ever hear of or see those cards ever again?

2) WHO will she send them to?

She'll probably send it to herself and Carrie

 

[dins]

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Participating in Man Cave Night was not mandatory, so for those of you who had no desire to chose a man crush an alternative activity was organised.

Going rogue here and saying Freddie Flintoff....

 

[tamarinda]

Can't wait for Lydia to make Shein hauls to stay relevant

 

[Here-For-The-Dresses]

Thanks to @happyforest for the inspo (I’ve never submitted a thread title before):

Shedding brands, her aspirational ship has sailed.
As influencers go, Lydia is just a cautionary tale.

 

[Louise84]

It makes “cents” because she be broke. Just like a lady I knew. Moved back in with her parents because she couldn’t afford her house payment’s because she was blowing all er money on designer stuff.

I am sure this is true, but at the same time she tells us how authentic she is. It's just so maddening. Surely her followers must see through her shilling cheap fast fashion so she can buy Hermes? She must have found herself an audience who are impressed by her fake rich life but only actually buy Amazon or Cara Melon!!

 

[Boadicea1]

If she had cut her hair short right at the start of this mess, and looked after it whilst it was growing, it would be nice and long by now.

She doesn't suit curls. Not one bit.

I won't be surprised if she ends up buying chickens or a horse (Will obviously pay somebody to take care of it and she will only ride it for pictures on her IG)

Or that she will end up bringing out her own line of hand made cards (Made by another company of course with her logo at the back) or a gardening range of some kind.

She does not have the personality to go with the lifestyle she is trying so hard to portray.

P.s Really want to burn the tan bag and belt and maybe those ugly shoes too.

 

[Louise84]

Do we think she has ever actually washed that robe from Bertioli? (Actually I just checked and it's dry clean only and it's not been off her bod since she was kindly #gifted it in vlogmas 2021, so there's zero chance it's been to the dry cleaners!)

 

[Sofie]

Her content is so random - first a £1300 Erdem dress and then a cheap-as-chips hideous polyester Amazon monstrosity. In one breath she appreciates items of quality that are made to last a lifetime and #slowfashion and in the next she's extolling the virtues of cheap/low quality ethics free fast fashion, delivered next day.

Make it make sense!!

I think Elsie is trying to cover all bases ie trying to sell to everyone, hopefully appealing to those with money and those with not so much. It s something Josie does too.

 

[Namima]

The eyebrows.
Oh dearrrrr.
Clown.

The ByTerrible serum makes her look like she's ByTerribly sunburnt. Crispy sunburnt. All the different shades. No No No.