Good morning and welcome to today
I thought you might like to hear that I have become an affiliate member of the
Codswallop for Beginners course being held at our Town Hall. Surprisingly, and to my chagrin, the course is very undersubscribed. Apart from yours truly there is an inebriate fish monger’s wife called Phyllis and an ancient Pharisee called Inca Joe. What we lack in numbers we make up for in our enthusiasm for inventing utter rubbish and walloping it hard on the head with a pre-formed plastic cudgel. Wallop has now become my verb of choice. I wallop, he wallops, she wallops…you know the format for conjugation, you don’t need me to tell you. There was a very terse conversation with our lecturer last night on the possibility we should be more inclusive to other fish; but it was decided that Halibutswallop or Sturgeonswallop simply didn’t have the same ring to it. So this is me, bending from the hip and grovelling to the lens trying to Uriah Heep sell you
The Codswallop for Beginners Course . It’s a unique and deeply humble way to shill isn’t it? You have to give me that.
Anyway, all are welcome and we do provide the Wallop cudgels to save you buying your own initially. We’d love you to join us…
THWACK! Just walloped another cod…Such FUN!
You do realise there are only eleven days before Christmas Eve don’t you?
Peace
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