Hmm. Has Madam decided she needs proper management ? Or expanding her brand to TV etc ...
The bromance continues...
The bromance continues...
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Chat among yourselves while I do a recap some time tomorrow!
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She has no other life apart from her fake online one.Has anyone claimed ambassador of wastefulness?
Watching vlog 10/10/2022(yesterday) it’s honestly shocking the wastefulness. She lives like nothing has a cost or has any longevity. They have a relatively big garden but why turn it into this vast landscaped park? Who is paying for it? I would est. the work would cost approx £25k to £30k and if she gets a 70% discount from Nichollsons (again just a guess - and WHY?) that’s about £6k for that work - which I suppose is a bit of a bargain so that would explain why she is doing it. It just seems so unnecessary and wasteful if your not even planning on living there?
Is there a psychological name for this kind of thing? She has no real life so she needs to fill her time with builders and estate agents to give her that ‘high’ of feeling busy and contented.
She needs to get a proper hobby that doesn’t involve filming herself.
I could be completely wrong and imagined this but I feel like when Lydia first started ‘working’ with HC someone messaged Jade about hairgate and Jade responded with something along the lines of she doesn’t care.Perhaps the twats are getting new management - what will Carrie do then?
Her vlog last night was the usual nonsense and trying to make people think they are moving. We know they are thick but seriously they must have been advised not to do all that work to the garden and now changing bedrooms again - if you are moving! And the total lie that they might keep the bungalow as well, does that mean she's looking locally and not near the farmhouse she loves so much? If her ramblings were true then nothing adds up and they are nuts - as people are commenting that the mortgage rate is going up by the week and so will property prices! It seems all a farce for click bait to me!
Re HC, and specifically Jade - I doubt she knows the Nicky story - if she did, would she want Lydia on board?? Lydia must have been begging for months - as every other influencer is on their grid! She gets sent a candle - wonder what else is coming, she did say a campaign with them. It will be a one off I'm sure - she's not an ambassador - that is clear! Obviously insanely jealous of Vic, Teefers and Laura Blair all over their grid, and of course hates having to pay for their stuff herself!
Shows there are some really thick gullible people in the world
We romped through the last thread with the usual discussions on the turnip's height, Hermès bags authenticity and #hairgate/#globygate .....but there was more....Congratulations to our @K18 for the snappy thread title
Chat among yourselves while I do a recap some time tomorrow!
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Hilarious! Can we be upstanding for our Queen (no, not Lumi) H.E. Ms Canthus, Ambassador of Diplomacy and Democracy and Special Envoy of Recaps.We romped through the last thread with the usual discussions on the turnip's height, Hermès bags authenticity and #hairgate/#globygate .....but there was more....
* grossie Josie announced she had been appointed Countryside Ambassador for Holland Cooper, prompting a slew of Ambassadorial appointments on the Lidl thread by our @Oops...
* Lidl then announced she is now part of the HC "family" too...yes Aunt Lydia who nobody likes but you see once a year to be polite.
* the garden landscaping with outside kitchen will be completed bysummer autumnChristmas.
* a pizza oven has been "living in her dreams for almost three years"....they had to save up toget what they wantcopy Fleur De Force.
* she's ripped out the patio slabs and grout that upset her so much! They were replaced with near identical slabs and bespoke grout.... It's the fast fashion of paving!
* she wants to move house but stay in the Bunga while they renovate another property. Er.... run that past me again. You saved up for the garden but you want to own two properties for a while...?
* Lidl is disillusioned with fashion. She's going to sell more bags and watches.
* she slams designer brands for promoting fast fashion but works for Boohoo and Amazon Fashion.
* her Cara Mellon pieces are classic, timeless pieces. Yes, they will be around for years because polyester doesn't break down.
* she doesn't follow trends...cough... dachshunds, Rockstuds, sage, countryside, Hermès
* while her peers were at fashion week, Lidl was having a bespoke jacket and coat made by the local tailor. It's all about the fit...so she models the jacket slung round her shoulders.
* she's going to put her clothes in a vault for six months to see if she wears them. Do us a favour and bury the key under the patio.
* on a trip to Paris with tights brand Calzedonia (same owner as Intimissimi) Lidl criticises the #gifted hotel's menu for not being as good as The Savoy. Lidl and sidekick then order a poke bowl from Deliveroo.
* they stay in Paris for one night and show nothing of the city. What happened to the begged for gite and trip with girlfriends Lidl?
* she thinks she's "literally" Emily in Paris....except she's never seen the series so doesn't know Emily has a very individual, lively and colourful dress sense, often the antithesis of French style.
* she complains she's a single (dachshund) parent while Ali's away. You forget to feed and walk them, leave them in the living room all night and palm them off on your mum. I'm calling social services.
* her heart goes out to single parents....but not Alex?
* she says she's evolved and developed as a human being! Still trolling Nicky, mentioning a "bad experience two years ago", though!
* she made apple crumble. The applescame from her own orchard she managed to get on a walkwere dropped off on her doorstep.
* Grossie was at the pumpkin patch. Lidl begged her neighbours for a basket full as her patch wasn't "lucrative" this year.
* she made dinner and showed us oven chips, breaded fish, frozen peas, ready chopped carrots and a mystery tin foil parcel. Hey, it's a change from carbs with a side of carbs!
* a work contract/brand/finance issue was going on behind the scenes "that was difficult navigate". It's all about "communication" said Lidl incoherently.
* she has two "commissioned" bedside tables from her childhood home in (upmarket) Chorleywood. Er, I think you'll find you grew up in (downmarket) Rickmansworth Lidl!
News from the husband
* Ali's Cartier and Rolex watches are in for repair. It's handy he's "discovered" watch brand Panerai. Let's hope they are more reliable!
* on the brand's #gifted trip toVeniceFlorence he took part in a scavenger hunt, using his brain to solve clues. It would help if he knew what city he was in!
* he went up in a hot air balloon.....so claming (sic)..and still looked short.
Liedl has previously said she felt like Lumi would only thrive if she was an only cat. Despite knowing this, she temporarily adopted another cat and then gave it back, got a dog which stressed Lumi out to the max, then proceeded to get another! twit.Seeuous question. Why does Lumi has so much anxiety ?
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FIRST ON YOUR LIST : FIX THE DAMN PLUMBING !!!!!
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