I'm sorry, but who is this gigantic pretender? She sounds half dead, half deranged.Someone asked for the last Tik Tok .... (Apologies for the poor sound quality, this is a screen record as Madam has disabled the save feature on her Tik Toks)
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Lydia Millen #147 Fans are so unhinged, I wonder if her waist is cinched?
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She's definitely been doing some kind of speech training - speak slowly and clearly tit - changing her pronounciation of words, these voice overs to her TikToks are absolutely hilarious - and then you hear the real Lydia speak 'are you shitting me?' classy as always!
I remember a moment from a vlog ages ago, she was filming herself talking to the camera at the table when Ali poured her a glass of wine and her response was “fuckin’ ‘ell babe”. And then he followed it up with some comment about the size of his willy.
The real Lidl and Aldi, ladies and gents. All class.
The real Lidl and Aldi, ladies and gents. All class.
We will have to start calling her Eliza Millen Gordon 
. As in Eliza Dolittle. Trying to sound posh
. As in Eliza Dolittle. Trying to sound poshHer hair ! Looks like it’s been rolled/wrapped around two jet engines. It has a damn wing-span & is practically aerodynamic - the side flicks are giving Camilla Parker Bowles, circa 1980. Except Camilla looked better.
Never seen such gigantic hair waves, that look both wonky & square as a helmet all at the same time!
Lydia is off-the-charts bonkers.
! Looks like it’s been rolled/wrapped around two jet engines. It has a damn wing-span & is practically aerodynamic - the side flicks are giving Camilla Parker Bowles, circa 1980. Except Camilla looked better.Never seen such gigantic hair waves, that look both wonky & square as a helmet all at the same time!
Lydia is off-the-charts bonkers.
She was apparently at Despina yesterday so let's see if there is any improvement!
’Umble Stoopy McStoop back to his Grovelselling for the Vertically Challenged schtick.Little Fella’s back with his first formal autumnal lewk. He’s so well-shpoken compared to her expronouncing. every. word. slowly. I can just imagine how many takes before he got it right
Just a suggestion...
bleeping hell, that car chat...her accent is all over the place in each vlog but this rant she sounded so laboured trying to talk 'posh'. The thing is accents can change but she has not picked up this over the top wanna be upper class accent from...Ali! Plus she must know we've her both her and Ali slip up and let their actual accents show. She's shitting us babes.
She also said she loved the house but they wanted more land. For the separate office I presume, even though she could just rent / buy somewhere close. Just be honest for once, you bought this house in haste, it doesn't have period features and you would prefer to be in the Cotswolds. That's totally normal, a lot of people develop different tastes as they get older - it's not a failure, you don't need to make tit up about offices when you already have an office on a different floor that could have it's own entrance for your 'staff'.
She also said she loved the house but they wanted more land. For the separate office I presume, even though she could just rent / buy somewhere close. Just be honest for once, you bought this house in haste, it doesn't have period features and you would prefer to be in the Cotswolds. That's totally normal, a lot of people develop different tastes as they get older - it's not a failure, you don't need to make tit up about offices when you already have an office on a different floor that could have it's own entrance for your 'staff'.
Oh, Lydia... The tone deafness it takes to pair a white, summer, backless linen dress with a winter wool tweed blazer, the battered beyond recognition flats, the fake Kelly and then, use those images as you narrate the vid in what you think is a gravelly, ASMR voice, while adding the nasal vocal fry of Nanny Fine to the contrived accent. The result is a sad mishmash of flaky, entitled, nouveaux riche posing. Pitifully pathetic.In the car, Ali’s own voice was different, as if he was also trying to sound posh. I wouldn’t be surprised if they were having elocution lessons or practicing together which would be great content, they’d make a fortune showing that. Either way, just admit it, who cares
Her accent started to change from copying Carrie, not Ali. Or perhaps it’s a reverse Heineken, from drinking Champagne, not lager.
P.S. Both you and Ali need to learn how to pronounce Serge Lutens. It's Loo-TENS, not Loo-ten, no matter how poshly you try to speak. You pronounce the "s" in that name.
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Totally agree! I loved that H&M shoot, she did look great. Now she looks like tit.
This is a famous Dog Friendly beach! The area around here is so dog friendly too, loads of pubs and places you could take them. The dogs are just accessories. If she could cast them aside with no come backs I am sure she would. She makes me sick.
What a bleep.
Honestly, who would watch that and not think the same? Who would find that impressive or inspirational?
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she is so CRINGE.Someone asked for the last Tik Tok .... (Apologies for the poor sound quality, this is a screen record as Madam has disabled the save feature on her Tik Toks
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she’s not a ‘celebrity’ - no one cares! We can all go shopping and spend money, it’s not a talent! And none of what she posts is particularly inspirational, it makes me not want the car she drives or the bag she has or the places she goes - she is the opposite to an influencer - it’s just cringe!
she should rename herself Lidl McCringe
That Ticktock!! And did she have a sausage roll as a starter before a sunday lunch? WFT.
That is such bs, they can't maintain the size of the property they have atm. What, with the disgusting terrace, dead plants, the overgrown coffin beds, the depressing "woodlands", lack of fencing, crappy (literally) loos. How much land do 2 people, 2 small dogs and a cat even need?
Listening to Lydia and Ali critiquing LBC radio station and it's presenters on the vlog last night... dismissing it all as shouty. She obviously misses the point of it entirely, it's really not that shouty at all, occasionally it gets very heated as discussion often do when talking about very emotive/ political situations but usually its actually quite balanced. The presenters all have a strong stance usually but the callers balance that out as they phone in usually with wildly opposing views. I feel it's more that she can access it from an intelligence perspective maybe? Or maybe she doesn't understand why people feel the need to shout/ become heightened because they're discussing important issues that don't bother her/ she doesn't understand? Plus, as well all now, she is not at all averse to shouting...
Speaking of ASA… unless they bought the car show tickets themselves…. I don’t see a AD or PR or kindly gifted in any of their content.She needs reporting to the ASA. Her IG stories did not declare the pics of the flowers as an AD.
10 YEARS in the business and this numpty is still unable to grasp AD / PR declarations.
The table cloth and dress ...
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Comedy gold.
The absolute GALL of this fool calling herself a fashion and beauty influencer. Not with this fashion and make up daahlin'.
F*ckboy vibes.
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Are you sohornyhappy looking at your refection or are you hiding a banana (see above post) in your trousers ... ??? Smuggling budgies ... ???
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By the way Lydia… OF course the brick wall that was ALWAYS there is still there. It’s the same wall that borders the patio on the other side. It’s not some ancient mid evil wall.
And wow when is she going to do something about these contemporary railings? They really look jarring with her rustic “vignette”. She could have had these and the chrome light/plug plates switched by now with what she spent on one Hermes bag (if real) or a few of the hideous dresses priced over 1k.
Embodiment of "daytime tweed and an evening chiffon"
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Oh Fern… hate to tell you this but your days are numbered. 🪦
PS I don’t see AD or gifted or anything with this tag. Does she pay for these seasonal “installs” for content? Is that why she makes this woman use sticks and dead flowers from her back yard?
PS I don’t see AD or gifted or anything with this tag. Does she pay for these seasonal “installs” for content? Is that why she makes this woman use sticks and dead flowers from her back yard?
She's just found a wall on her property? Clearly she's mad! It would have been on the house plans!
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