All her vlogs are now love/hate responses to us here on Tattle.
Says she doesn't have a baby because she has Porter.
Admits she speaks differently now, giving a ridiculous reason for it. (Nah sweets, Ali didn't influence you, you've been with him for 10+ years and only changed your accent 18 months ago. Plus, HE CANNOT SPEAK CORRECTLY.)
Trolling us about getting pointy toe flats made bespoke. Wants to introduce more tailoring into her wardrobe. It's so expensive, but she must have more.
Says she changed fully, "spiritually", during lockdown by discovering nature. (
And terrorizing a heavily pregnant hairdresser!) That she got herself a dog, then another dog, then talks about a TikTok she sent Carrie, wherein Britney's 'Oops I did it again' plays over and over, adding more dogs. I'd bet there's another dog purchase underway, she's hinting at it often enough.
Throws Ali under the boss, the alleged posh speaker in the house, accusing him of having killed all her bushes and plants by zealous overwatering because "he loves them so much".
Doesn't bring her dogs to the beach because "it would be too stressful". Yet moans that the dogs aren't with her in their seat in the car (for the photo op of course). Make up your mind Lydia. You never socialize those dogs, or do ANYTHING with them, ergo, you're not really a dog person. They are never included in life outside of their miserable tiny existence in the kitchen.
They're not moving. Well, maybe they are. In 5 years. But maybe not. All this dithering whilst claiming to speak clearly on the topic, FFS. Nothing that comes out of her mouth makes sense. Everything on the topic of moving is to confuse the audience thereby encouraging engagement by the poor, befuddled watchers.
Looks straight at the camera tauntingly, as she spritzes herself 47 times with perfume.
In the end all she wore were Amazon dresses. With Hermés. Unpacking free flowers and bragging about a day date that she moaned about all the way home. "I'm so tired,
waaaaaaaaaa!" McDonald's for dinner because she's luxe like that. Long discussion in car about some radio show, I didn't catch the name, but apparently it's controversial as she told Ali he'd "outed her" as a listener. Then Ali goes on to generously say she is willing to listen to other's people's opinions. Um, Ali mate, are you sure you know your wife well at all? She knows best, as
@Oops... knowingly states. Lydia would never be open minded and seek other's people's opinions. If she wanted other people's opinions, she'd write down her own opinions and kindly hand them over on bespoke, sympathetic rustic brown paper stationary.
It's impressive that she talks so much, SO MUCH, yet says nothing of value. Her true life skill.