Exactly and organizing his closet took up THREE DAYS. LameJesus. It’s just sad isn’t it, he’s a 30 odd year old man sorting out his wardrobe by trying on clothes with his wife to criticise and discussing his fragrances. Moaning about the whiteness of his loafers and actually contacting the shop to complain about his shoes…..Comparing the width and stitching on two identical pairs of shoes…Discussing finding his perfect moccasins!
His old mates must be like WTF are you talking about you absolute melt.
He has no identity of his own. He has morphed into a man version of her. Her approval is everything to him now and it’s just sad. Golf is literally the only thing he has left. Even with that, he’s chipping away in his garden (being moaned at whilst he does so!) and not even playing a round with his mates.
Poor bloke.
I fast forwarded the sections where he talked about each of the colognes. How boring! I literally fell asleep during the shoe stitching part
![Sleeping face :sleeping: 😴](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f634.png)