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Wophie
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DaYlEsFoRd SoUpTwo hours ago, posting at 12.30am, thought she went to bed early.
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From now on I am going to preface everything I say with the brand I am using. It seems to be the way.
So this morning, I have woken up in my Argos bed, made up with Asda bed sheets. I am currently laying in my bed like some beached whale with my Dreamgenii pregnancy pillow. I am contemplating what I will have for my breakfast - it needs to be something to launch me into autumn I think. Perhaps a Tesco cross-ont with Tesco jam, or a bowl of Quaker Oats So Simple 20 Golden Syrup Sachets 720g.
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Miscanthus
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Thanks to all 53 of you who voted for my thread title. 
To use Lidl's fave word, you are exceptional! 
For those of you who were blissfully unaware of the last thread here's what happened....
* A strange smell permeated The Bunga... No, not the whiff of desperation, frazzled hair, burnt pasta or the stench of never ending lies, but the smell of smoke from a neighbouring field of crops. While Lidl boasted of being blissfully unaware, Ali made a beeline to the firemen, who wondered why the little lad was handing out water from his back pack.
* Lidl did a GRWM TikTok where she exposed her bare bottom. Classy! Her views have increased. Result!
* In a bid to create TikTok content Lidl paid for three basic, maxi skirts for £500 from an instagrammer and unveiled them with the clickbait question "Was I scammed?".
* Lidl was asked to provide her waist and height measurements but failed to mention 1. She was planning to tuck in a KM safari shirt 2. She has a long torso and short legs. Our question is, was mommy and me designer Mrs Francoise scammed?
* There's a hosepipe ban in Northamptonshire, providing Lidl with a perfect excuse for her lack of homegrown veg. It's the only time Lidl's admitted to living there.
* An eagle eyed Tattler noticed that last October Lidl advertised for small and irregular pumpkins and goards (sic) in herhamlet village. She then passed them off as her own.
* Lidl had the time on her own she "needed" when Ali went to Mallorca. She wasn't quite so happy on his return when he wanted a day out playing golf with his mates and a morning playing a round with his father.
* Lidl took to her bed with a 10 day illness (Covid, cough) that left her weak and bedridden. How convenient that it prevented her from attending a wedding, a talk on Country Interiors by Grossie at Soho Farmhouse, and producing a vlog post.
* Despite being the most ill she's been in her entire life she was able to watch films, Google, bake a cake, eat it, open parcels, walk the dogs and sunbathe.
* We saw a photo of Lidl and Cawwie cross the finishing line of the Mighty Hike. They were suppressing smirks, looked guilty and suspiciously fresh after walking 26 miles.
* Lidl made a #gifted order from food delivery service Ocado, now partnered with M&S. She ordered pasta, cheese and wine. What food poverty?
* Despite not being maternal Lidl said she wants a child one day but she's scared of the pain, sickness and losing her lifestyle. We are scared too!
* She's publicly praising Ali while he's spending more time away from her. His career doing better than yours Lidl?
* The butchers block has proved to be a useful resting place for the cat's bum, her phone, Hermès handbag, parcels, oh, and food prep.....often all at once!
* Lidl has definitely got no work on as she's spending her days "antiquing", looking at art online, washing the doggies in the copper bath of dreamz, unpacking groceries and washing Ali's dressing gown.
* Rather than donate to a charity Lidl is selling her preworn bras and a bizarre number of ballet pumps on Reliked.
* Lidl had yet another meeting for Karen Millen, a brand that takes up so much of her time. She didn't know where or with whom and the only prep she did was "research" on the Erdem web site!
* Lidl admitted she doesn't have any iceberg lettuce. Oh, so you just grew the one then?
* Ali posted a topless selfie draped in the dogs' leads while out with the dogs. It was 26 degrees. Porter burnt his paws on the patio terrace following Lidl. And you both want a child?
* The lil man was in Mallorca, courtesy of a sunglasses brand. Eventually, after some audience participation, teeny Ali got his swollen lips around their brand name Maui Jim.
* Ali posed on a boat with his leg flexed and his calf muscle pushed out. Unfortunately his macho lewk was ruined by his straw bag!
Screenshot courtesy @Allexie01
To use Lidl's fave word, you are exceptional! For those of you who were blissfully unaware of the last thread here's what happened....
* A strange smell permeated The Bunga... No, not the whiff of desperation, frazzled hair, burnt pasta or the stench of never ending lies, but the smell of smoke from a neighbouring field of crops. While Lidl boasted of being blissfully unaware, Ali made a beeline to the firemen, who wondered why the little lad was handing out water from his back pack.
* Lidl did a GRWM TikTok where she exposed her bare bottom. Classy! Her views have increased. Result!
* In a bid to create TikTok content Lidl paid for three basic, maxi skirts for £500 from an instagrammer and unveiled them with the clickbait question "Was I scammed?".
* Lidl was asked to provide her waist and height measurements but failed to mention 1. She was planning to tuck in a KM safari shirt 2. She has a long torso and short legs. Our question is, was mommy and me designer Mrs Francoise scammed?
* There's a hosepipe ban in Northamptonshire, providing Lidl with a perfect excuse for her lack of homegrown veg. It's the only time Lidl's admitted to living there.
* An eagle eyed Tattler noticed that last October Lidl advertised for small and irregular pumpkins and goards (sic) in her
* Lidl had the time on her own she "needed" when Ali went to Mallorca. She wasn't quite so happy on his return when he wanted a day out playing golf with his mates and a morning playing a round with his father.
* Lidl took to her bed with a 10 day illness (Covid, cough) that left her weak and bedridden. How convenient that it prevented her from attending a wedding, a talk on Country Interiors by Grossie at Soho Farmhouse, and producing a vlog post.
* Despite being the most ill she's been in her entire life she was able to watch films, Google, bake a cake, eat it, open parcels, walk the dogs and sunbathe.
* We saw a photo of Lidl and Cawwie cross the finishing line of the Mighty Hike. They were suppressing smirks, looked guilty and suspiciously fresh after walking 26 miles.
* Lidl made a #gifted order from food delivery service Ocado, now partnered with M&S. She ordered pasta, cheese and wine. What food poverty?
* Despite not being maternal Lidl said she wants a child one day but she's scared of the pain, sickness and losing her lifestyle. We are scared too!
* She's publicly praising Ali while he's spending more time away from her. His career doing better than yours Lidl?
* The butchers block has proved to be a useful resting place for the cat's bum, her phone, Hermès handbag, parcels, oh, and food prep.....often all at once!
* Lidl has definitely got no work on as she's spending her days "antiquing", looking at art online, washing the doggies in the copper bath of dreamz, unpacking groceries and washing Ali's dressing gown.
* Rather than donate to a charity Lidl is selling her preworn bras and a bizarre number of ballet pumps on Reliked.
* Lidl had yet another meeting for Karen Millen, a brand that takes up so much of her time. She didn't know where or with whom and the only prep she did was "research" on the Erdem web site!
* Lidl admitted she doesn't have any iceberg lettuce. Oh, so you just grew the one then?
* Ali posted a topless selfie draped in the dogs' leads while out with the dogs. It was 26 degrees. Porter burnt his paws on the patio terrace following Lidl. And you both want a child?
* The lil man was in Mallorca, courtesy of a sunglasses brand. Eventually, after some audience participation, teeny Ali got his swollen lips around their brand name Maui Jim.
* Ali posed on a boat with his leg flexed and his calf muscle pushed out. Unfortunately his macho lewk was ruined by his straw bag!
Screenshot courtesy @Allexie01
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Legalbrain
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What the actual fuck
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Hi Lydia, you constantly comment in your videos about the comments that you receive on your youtube and social media and I think it is really important to respond and let you know that that is very much a you problem. As kindly as I can put it isn't anyone else's issue.
How you choose to interpret comments left on your social media is down to you and you have to take responsibility for that. If you perceive what someone writes to be mean perhaps you should stop spending your days reading through comments and scrolling through tattle if it irritates you so much. You should ask yourself, who is it harming? Is it appropriate for you to be asking someone to stop doing something for your benefit? I just want to manage your expectations on this as it is unlikely to stopas you continue to be a cunt. You can either choose to make peace with it (something very much in your control) or you could choose to spend your days doing other things like getting a job or writing apology letters. I hope you are able to find a way to deal with this that works for you, whatever that may be. x
How you choose to interpret comments left on your social media is down to you and you have to take responsibility for that. If you perceive what someone writes to be mean perhaps you should stop spending your days reading through comments and scrolling through tattle if it irritates you so much. You should ask yourself, who is it harming? Is it appropriate for you to be asking someone to stop doing something for your benefit? I just want to manage your expectations on this as it is unlikely to stop
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Julia123
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The whole vlog was a train wreck! The worst part was her SLAMMING her husband for having ONE hobby... and the teeeeeeny little net in the burnt up yard. She was SO dramatic! The man spends 24/7 sitting around with her in her home when he's not sleeping, golfing or working. He's quite literally her slave. She's sitting there doing NOTHING, sitting in the blazing sun, complaining that he's practicing his swing. Says that golf is the 3rd person in the marriage.
UM WOMAN... THE THIRD PERSON IN YOUR MARRIAGE HAS BEEN CAWWIE ALL ALONG... THAT AND YOUR EGO! Then it's the wine, the hair, the renovations, the greedhouse/gardening/ "giving the weeds a drink", fake horseriding, the food issues, the shopping, the constant monitoring of what he is allowed to watch on TV, the snacks he eats, the way he pronounces things, the chore list, the catering to maDAMN, the flowers, the fire, the furniture, makeup... then him... . Probably forgetting 15 other things she puts before him. Let him have ONE hobby. I can't think of another thing he does for himself besides looking at himself in the mirror.
She is a nasty piece of work.
UM WOMAN... THE THIRD PERSON IN YOUR MARRIAGE HAS BEEN CAWWIE ALL ALONG... THAT AND YOUR EGO! Then it's the wine, the hair, the renovations, the greedhouse/gardening/ "giving the weeds a drink", fake horseriding, the food issues, the shopping, the constant monitoring of what he is allowed to watch on TV, the snacks he eats, the way he pronounces things, the chore list, the catering to maDAMN, the flowers, the fire, the furniture, makeup... then him... . Probably forgetting 15 other things she puts before him. Let him have ONE hobby. I can't think of another thing he does for himself besides looking at himself in the mirror.
She is a nasty piece of work.
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Louise84
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Poor Lynx - I too hope he made an escape from the Bunga for somewhere better. If only her words about learning and love and growth were true!! Abusing a pregnant hairdresser and refusing to accept any blame or offer any apology speaks otherwise.
I suspect Reliked will be hearing from Cawwie in the morning demanding the removal of the bras!!
Teefers has 654 items for sale on Reliked
- some of which are dresses from Oasis which she was literally “trying on” in a flog only a month or so ago and gushing about how she was going to take them on holiday with her - these people are such scammers!!
I suspect Reliked will be hearing from Cawwie in the morning demanding the removal of the bras!!
Teefers has 654 items for sale on Reliked
- some of which are dresses from Oasis which she was literally “trying on” in a flog only a month or so ago and gushing about how she was going to take them on holiday with her - these people are such scammers!!
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happyforest
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She has been deteriorating for a while now. Pretty much as soon as she became obsessed with drop cloth paint.
She so should have apologized to the pregnant hairdresser with the perfect hair. It's been one disaster after another of bad karma or juju, or whatever you call it when someone with so much potential self destructs out of contempt and arrogance.
Back when her house was black and white and actually looked good, things were on an even keel. Her hair was a sleek lob and her clothing stylish and aspirational. She was still a bitch with self-aggrandizement bentness, but she wasn't the huge professional failure she is today. Now she is circling the stinky toilet with bad plumbing. And taking Ali with her because we all know bad associations ruin useful habits, or whatever it is that parents nattered at us back in the day.
Ali went from being an easy going, happy chap into edgy youthful looks to now being openly contemptuous to his wife in his videos (and justifiably so!!). He looks like he regularly spanks his wee monkey to grandad porn. We've seen how Lydia has ruined her once unique looks that made her stand out in crowds. Her sense of style is a thing of the distant past seemingly never to return, like floppy disks. That her husband is now wearing lace looking "blouses" with sandals and fucking dangling pendants, AND pleated trousers, I mean, come on, WTAF?!
I think they're both in denial about their situation. Zero luxury PR is being sent to them, no invitations and only last minute jobs which they both consistently fuck up. The only silver lining, IMO, is they've not had children. Thankfully, Porter now has Berkeley. Admittedly an annoying little brother, but at least he gets to cuddle up to a warm body at night which he never had on all those cold nights that he was left in the kitchen alone as a tiny puppy when the shitpuffins from House M-G went off to their bed(s) with Lumi.
She so should have apologized to the pregnant hairdresser with the perfect hair. It's been one disaster after another of bad karma or juju, or whatever you call it when someone with so much potential self destructs out of contempt and arrogance.
Back when her house was black and white and actually looked good, things were on an even keel. Her hair was a sleek lob and her clothing stylish and aspirational. She was still a bitch with self-aggrandizement bentness, but she wasn't the huge professional failure she is today. Now she is circling the stinky toilet with bad plumbing. And taking Ali with her because we all know bad associations ruin useful habits, or whatever it is that parents nattered at us back in the day.
Ali went from being an easy going, happy chap into edgy youthful looks to now being openly contemptuous to his wife in his videos (and justifiably so!!). He looks like he regularly spanks his wee monkey to grandad porn. We've seen how Lydia has ruined her once unique looks that made her stand out in crowds. Her sense of style is a thing of the distant past seemingly never to return, like floppy disks. That her husband is now wearing lace looking "blouses" with sandals and fucking dangling pendants, AND pleated trousers, I mean, come on, WTAF?!
I think they're both in denial about their situation. Zero luxury PR is being sent to them, no invitations and only last minute jobs which they both consistently fuck up. The only silver lining, IMO, is they've not had children. Thankfully, Porter now has Berkeley. Admittedly an annoying little brother, but at least he gets to cuddle up to a warm body at night which he never had on all those cold nights that he was left in the kitchen alone as a tiny puppy when the shitpuffins from House M-G went off to their bed(s) with Lumi.
Sofatsolazy1
Active member
I found Lidl a solution for her rock stud sandal issue
Wophie
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It makes me laugh that she thinks her hair will improve without cutting a decent amount off. Once a hair strand is damaged there is no repairing it. All hair is "dead" so to speak... the cells can't fix themselves no matter how much olaplex or hair masks are put on it.I agree that her hair is beyond saving, just cut it and lay off the hot tools for a while. I used to have waist length hair and at the ends it was terribly dry, I tried everything I could to salvage it but the only solution was introducing scissors.
I listen to Mr. Angeoudemon talking about computer games and he listen to me ranting about Lidl so....
(OT: I got my hair done last week and I'm so so thrilled with the result! It's a lovely shiny sandy blonde now, so happy
Think of her hair strands like cheese string. Once it's split/peeled at the bottom, it won't go back together. You can chop the split part off it so that the cheese string is "whole" again, but if you don't and leave it for ages that split will keep traveling up and up and up the hair. Eventually you'll end up needing a huge amount cut off in order to have the hair looking healthy again.
Also if Lydia gets her hair cut now I will know it is because I have described it to her in a way she can comprehend - cheese.
blue_orchid
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This is NOT dyslexia.
This is pure idiocy.
Imagine being a 34 year old English speaking adult and not even know how to spell "throws".
I do not believe Lydiot and Aldi misspell things on purpose to increase engagement.
Nope.
They can't even pronounce some basic words.
Lydiot and Ali are just dumb as hell.
The end.
FlipFlop0706
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She’s so gauche dropping in about the American Express card. New money talks. Wealth whispers. She could have edited that out but chose to keep it in. Why? To brag and highlight to us how they are definitely not in financial trouble.
There’s nothing wrong with being strapped for cash by the way especially at the moment. Even the well off amongst us are consolidating and working out what’s necessary during this cost of living crisis. It’s the smart thing to do.
She should wake up and be getting her affairs in order. Downsize. Get rid of the expensive Aston that you are renting, sell the Land Rover that is merely a prop. She could be honest and say- we’re just two people. We don’t need three cars on the drive. Petrol is expensive! The house? We want a new project. It’s smaller but it’s in a nicer area and we are looking to add value. Not to mention, the jobs aren’t exactly rolling in. A renovation job would give her endless content.
Instead she’s so intent on projecting the lady of the manor image and honestly I find it just so sad. To be that obsessed with perpetuating an image of yourself. The pressure she must feel as she is running out of the means to sustain it. The stress of not being able to say “we’re in the shit as we’ve overextended ourselves” and our jobs aren’t as lucrative as they were. She’s faded with the PR companies through her own actions and overconsumption. Now she’s stuck trying to make content out of nothing. Unboxings? Half of which are probably sent back. Trots around the garden? Boring. Dogs? Not for an entire vlog.
Frankly, I bet she was happier living in her house in Milton Keynes not that she would ever admit it.
There’s nothing wrong with being strapped for cash by the way especially at the moment. Even the well off amongst us are consolidating and working out what’s necessary during this cost of living crisis. It’s the smart thing to do.
She should wake up and be getting her affairs in order. Downsize. Get rid of the expensive Aston that you are renting, sell the Land Rover that is merely a prop. She could be honest and say- we’re just two people. We don’t need three cars on the drive. Petrol is expensive! The house? We want a new project. It’s smaller but it’s in a nicer area and we are looking to add value. Not to mention, the jobs aren’t exactly rolling in. A renovation job would give her endless content.
Instead she’s so intent on projecting the lady of the manor image and honestly I find it just so sad. To be that obsessed with perpetuating an image of yourself. The pressure she must feel as she is running out of the means to sustain it. The stress of not being able to say “we’re in the shit as we’ve overextended ourselves” and our jobs aren’t as lucrative as they were. She’s faded with the PR companies through her own actions and overconsumption. Now she’s stuck trying to make content out of nothing. Unboxings? Half of which are probably sent back. Trots around the garden? Boring. Dogs? Not for an entire vlog.
Frankly, I bet she was happier living in her house in Milton Keynes not that she would ever admit it.
happyforest
Chatty Member
It's not just you. She accused Alex of stealing several times, made fun of her choices in men (mind you these are the fathers of her children, ya know, the ones Lydia doesn't want in her house), mocked her for not having a fresh pedicure, (again ridiculous when Lydia hadn't had one either), mocked her shyness and reticence to speak on camera, the list is endless, and this was just 54 mins of film.
Lydia is not a good friend. Absolutely not a good wife. Not a good pet mum. Not a good daughter. There is nothing good at all. She claims to have a British sense of humour, whilst jokingly mocking all around her. I'm married to an Englishman. He has the expected dry sense of humour that is dead funny, but there is no cruelty to his interactions with his peers or those who work for him the way you see with Lydia. Lydia is a cunt. Full stop.
Alex appears to need the work. I honestly think Carrie is working for Lydia as a fun, lazy hobby and that she's got family money to fall back on. No one seems to want to be around Lydia unless they're paid to do so or are trying to increase their own engagement by assuming her follower count is real and not all purchased bots.
Ali is super into golf right now. He's trying to practice his golf swing and excited about it. He gets moaned at even when simply speaking about how it's going. She has zero interest in anything that isn't about her. Yet she has a suck attack if he doesn't stop working out downstairs to run upstairs to watch her unpack a dreary food shop for her vlog. She is the absolute WORST. Tee hee.
happyforest
Chatty Member
The most recent vlog Lydia put out. Alex was talking lovingly about a makeup brush set and Lydia sarcastically told her to marry them if she liked them so much. Then Alex said she might. Then Lydia said something something about Alex not being able to get married since she only dated "wrong-uns". Alex has 2 children with I believe 2 different fathers. That's the comment I found offensive as a mother. (Well that and Lydia pointedly saying she didn't want Alex to bring her kids with her in order to for Alex to be able to do a last minute pedicure. That was utterly horrid too. I have friends that have children that make me cringe, they're so crazy and wild, but I would never tell them to their face that the children aren't welcome in my home. It's cruel.)
Don't get me wrong, bad men are bad men, but once they're the fathers of your children, they shouldn't be disparaged openly on the internet by an influencer. In fact, here in the US, they're pretty strict about ex-partners not badmouthing the other parent to their kids. I'd classify putting a vlog that the kids will likely see eventually a breach of that boundary.
It's a private matter and shouldn't be broadcast in an effort to "jokingly" disparage her friend's bad love life for content. Alex did not say much after that. Nothing like getting up at the crack of dawn, making your way to a "hamlet in the countryside", to do makeup on a vile human being that is coughing in your face as she makes fun of the misfortunes of your life and accuses you of stealing on film which she then puts on the internet.
redshoesnoknickers
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Long time lurker first time poster.
Discovered Lidl around her sprootling phase, what hapened to them.?
Ar first I felt quite sorry for Aldi he way she spoke and treated him but now I agree with others he is just as bad as her.
Soon got wise to her ways with the constant redecoration, pretentiousness, change of crockery for the season ( I suppose this goes with her living seasonally phase), constant buying although I think most gets returned, her ripping those parcels open with a level of ungratefulness when it doesn’t meet her expectations.
I thought I can’t be the only one thinking the same about her and then I discovered you lovely lot.
I made a new years resolution not to watch her you tuber vlogs as didn’t want to be contributing in any way to funding her life, so I come on here to catch up with her parfeckt life.
thanks so much for keeping me entertained tattlers.
Discovered Lidl around her sprootling phase, what hapened to them.?
Ar first I felt quite sorry for Aldi he way she spoke and treated him but now I agree with others he is just as bad as her.
Soon got wise to her ways with the constant redecoration, pretentiousness, change of crockery for the season ( I suppose this goes with her living seasonally phase), constant buying although I think most gets returned, her ripping those parcels open with a level of ungratefulness when it doesn’t meet her expectations.
I thought I can’t be the only one thinking the same about her and then I discovered you lovely lot.
I made a new years resolution not to watch her you tuber vlogs as didn’t want to be contributing in any way to funding her life, so I come on here to catch up with her parfeckt life.
thanks so much for keeping me entertained tattlers.
Missclassy19
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I feel physically sick looking at his wardrobe … he has SOOOOO much stuff it’s honestly ridiculous absolute greed
