Thanks to all 53 of you who voted for my thread title. 
To use Lidl's fave word, you are exceptional! 
For those of you who were blissfully unaware of the last thread here's what happened....
* A strange smell permeated The Bunga... No, not the whiff of desperation, frazzled hair, burnt pasta or the stench of never ending lies, but the smell of smoke from a neighbouring field of crops. While Lidl boasted of being blissfully unaware, Ali made a beeline to the firemen, who wondered why the little lad was handing out water from his back pack.
* Lidl did a GRWM TikTok where she exposed her bare bottom. Classy! Her views have increased. Result!
* In a bid to create TikTok content Lidl paid for three basic, maxi skirts for £500 from an instagrammer and unveiled them with the clickbait question "Was I scammed?".
* Lidl was asked to provide her waist and height measurements but failed to mention 1. She was planning to tuck in a KM safari shirt 2. She has a long torso and short legs. Our question is, was mommy and me designer Mrs Francoise scammed?
* There's a hosepipe ban in Northamptonshire, providing Lidl with a perfect excuse for her lack of homegrown veg. It's the only time Lidl's admitted to living there.
* An eagle eyed Tattler noticed that last October Lidl advertised for small and irregular pumpkins and goards (sic) in herhamlet village. She then passed them off as her own.
* Lidl had the time on her own she "needed" when Ali went to Mallorca. She wasn't quite so happy on his return when he wanted a day out playing golf with his mates and a morning playing a round with his father.
* Lidl took to her bed with a 10 day illness (Covid, cough) that left her weak and bedridden. How convenient that it prevented her from attending a wedding, a talk on Country Interiors by Grossie at Soho Farmhouse, and producing a vlog post.
* Despite being the most ill she's been in her entire life she was able to watch films, Google, bake a cake, eat it, open parcels, walk the dogs and sunbathe.
* We saw a photo of Lidl and Cawwie cross the finishing line of the Mighty Hike. They were suppressing smirks, looked guilty and suspiciously fresh after walking 26 miles.
* Lidl made a #gifted order from food delivery service Ocado, now partnered with M&S. She ordered pasta, cheese and wine. What food poverty?
* Despite not being maternal Lidl said she wants a child one day but she's scared of the pain, sickness and losing her lifestyle. We are scared too!
* She's publicly praising Ali while he's spending more time away from her. His career doing better than yours Lidl?
* The butchers block has proved to be a useful resting place for the cat's bum, her phone, Hermès handbag, parcels, oh, and food prep.....often all at once!
* Lidl has definitely got no work on as she's spending her days "antiquing", looking at art online, washing the doggies in the copper bath of dreamz, unpacking groceries and washing Ali's dressing gown.
* Rather than donate to a charity Lidl is selling her preworn bras and a bizarre number of ballet pumps on Reliked.
* Lidl had yet another meeting for Karen Millen, a brand that takes up so much of her time. She didn't know where or with whom and the only prep she did was "research" on the Erdem web site!
* Lidl admitted she doesn't have any iceberg lettuce. Oh, so you just grew the one then?
* Ali posted a topless selfie draped in the dogs' leads while out with the dogs. It was 26 degrees. Porter burnt his paws on the patio terrace following Lidl. And you both want a child?
* The lil man was in Mallorca, courtesy of a sunglasses brand. Eventually, after some audience participation, teeny Ali got his swollen lips around their brand name Maui Jim.
* Ali posed on a boat with his leg flexed and his calf muscle pushed out. Unfortunately his macho lewk was ruined by his straw bag!
Screenshot courtesy @Allexie01
To use Lidl's fave word, you are exceptional! For those of you who were blissfully unaware of the last thread here's what happened....
* A strange smell permeated The Bunga... No, not the whiff of desperation, frazzled hair, burnt pasta or the stench of never ending lies, but the smell of smoke from a neighbouring field of crops. While Lidl boasted of being blissfully unaware, Ali made a beeline to the firemen, who wondered why the little lad was handing out water from his back pack.
* Lidl did a GRWM TikTok where she exposed her bare bottom. Classy! Her views have increased. Result!
* In a bid to create TikTok content Lidl paid for three basic, maxi skirts for £500 from an instagrammer and unveiled them with the clickbait question "Was I scammed?".
* Lidl was asked to provide her waist and height measurements but failed to mention 1. She was planning to tuck in a KM safari shirt 2. She has a long torso and short legs. Our question is, was mommy and me designer Mrs Francoise scammed?
* There's a hosepipe ban in Northamptonshire, providing Lidl with a perfect excuse for her lack of homegrown veg. It's the only time Lidl's admitted to living there.
* An eagle eyed Tattler noticed that last October Lidl advertised for small and irregular pumpkins and goards (sic) in her
* Lidl had the time on her own she "needed" when Ali went to Mallorca. She wasn't quite so happy on his return when he wanted a day out playing golf with his mates and a morning playing a round with his father.
* Lidl took to her bed with a 10 day illness (Covid, cough) that left her weak and bedridden. How convenient that it prevented her from attending a wedding, a talk on Country Interiors by Grossie at Soho Farmhouse, and producing a vlog post.
* Despite being the most ill she's been in her entire life she was able to watch films, Google, bake a cake, eat it, open parcels, walk the dogs and sunbathe.
* We saw a photo of Lidl and Cawwie cross the finishing line of the Mighty Hike. They were suppressing smirks, looked guilty and suspiciously fresh after walking 26 miles.
* Lidl made a #gifted order from food delivery service Ocado, now partnered with M&S. She ordered pasta, cheese and wine. What food poverty?
* Despite not being maternal Lidl said she wants a child one day but she's scared of the pain, sickness and losing her lifestyle. We are scared too!
* She's publicly praising Ali while he's spending more time away from her. His career doing better than yours Lidl?
* The butchers block has proved to be a useful resting place for the cat's bum, her phone, Hermès handbag, parcels, oh, and food prep.....often all at once!
* Lidl has definitely got no work on as she's spending her days "antiquing", looking at art online, washing the doggies in the copper bath of dreamz, unpacking groceries and washing Ali's dressing gown.
* Rather than donate to a charity Lidl is selling her preworn bras and a bizarre number of ballet pumps on Reliked.
* Lidl had yet another meeting for Karen Millen, a brand that takes up so much of her time. She didn't know where or with whom and the only prep she did was "research" on the Erdem web site!
* Lidl admitted she doesn't have any iceberg lettuce. Oh, so you just grew the one then?
* Ali posted a topless selfie draped in the dogs' leads while out with the dogs. It was 26 degrees. Porter burnt his paws on the patio terrace following Lidl. And you both want a child?
* The lil man was in Mallorca, courtesy of a sunglasses brand. Eventually, after some audience participation, teeny Ali got his swollen lips around their brand name Maui Jim.
* Ali posed on a boat with his leg flexed and his calf muscle pushed out. Unfortunately his macho lewk was ruined by his straw bag!
Screenshot courtesy @Allexie01
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- totally brilliant recap as always 
- some of which are dresses from Oasis which she was literally “trying on” in a flog only a month or so ago and gushing about how she was going to take them on holiday with her - these people are such scammers!!
