Remember when Lydia tried to start a tanning mitt business and floppedthat was so funny. I think she should now launch her own dog accessories brand. “Porter & Berkeley Hounds”
Plastique, toxic , poisonous and allergy inducing, green bien sûre,for dogs but priced at £50. No refunds, no comments allowed and extra 100% TVA , postage according to mood!Dont give her ideas, she's probably on Ali Express looking for leads and collars for £1 right now!!
Welcome back xI have been laughing for 5 minutes nowAh, damn, the recap was very entertaining - considering watching the next vlogs from these two...sometimes I miss their level of absolute dumbassery in my life
@Hunevoque2 - appreciate you not forgetting about meI'm alright! Just wasn't in the mood to watch her twattiness so couldn't hold a meaningful...or more so meaningless conversation And I see that @Miscanthus is mentioning me and distracting me from my prepared speech - so I completely forgot what else I've been meaning to say
I've been enjoying Moscow's 18 degrees the last couple of days, while the whole Europe was suffering through the Australian weather @MissMidnight undoubtedly brought on us. And, while the thought is welcomed, no more of that, dear!! We'll be alright with our Arctic, thank you
Was recently in London and now back home for a month - this time with boysThey've close to force feeding me, cause I've lost too much weight with the stress. My butt does not even sound the same, when being smacked - absolutely tragic But overall things are fine, as much as they can be given the circumstances.
Ah, I've remembered! Was meaning to say, that despite my lack of energy when it comes to watching those two, was missing you wonderful ladies and gentlemen
Dear @Oops... - my phone took a very nice swim recently and wasn't feeling well after, so, I'm afraid, no special photos for you this timeTerribly sorry and hope you'll enjoy the double rainbow from another day, a couple of beautiful sunsets and specially for @Stefano - Boss Bitch
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“for chic countryside dogs with elegance”Dont give her ideas, she's probably on Ali Express looking for leads and collars for £1 right now!!
And then when that flops too she will find another hairdresser to abuse. Watch out Despina!!Plastique, toxic , poisonous and allergy inducing, green bien sûre,for dogs but priced at £50. No refunds, no comments allowed and extra 100% TVA , postage according to mood!
If Madame Josie of Ye Olde Rectum and Li'l Aldi had a snog their lips could remain permanently stuck together. It would be like a pair of sink plungers kissing!Ali's vanity is so off-putting.
The "bee-stung" lips...
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Imagine the noise and the amount of spit, no don’t!If Madame Josie of Ye Olde Rectum and Li'l Aldi had a snog their lips could remain permanently stuck together. It would be like a pair of sink plungers kissing!
Yes dictator Lydia is the only onePlastique, toxic , poisonous and allergy inducing, green bien sûre,for dogs but priced at £50. No refunds, no comments allowed and extra 100% TVA , postage according to mood!
Just got to this bit, oh my gosh the wine eyes
That's disgusting, to need a spa break after "supposedly" doing a hike for CharityMy Final Trip - definitely click bait!
Course she takes the bib thing off straight away!
OMG the way she's going on about it you would have thought she'd trekked across the Sahara! Who does a hike and then checks into a suite at a hotel for a spa break!
Still on £30 btw - Just Giving - where's the donations from your family and friends then Elsie??
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