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Ok, I have no control how you choose to perceive my words...you can squish them up and make of them whatever you wish!
* After hedging her bets and announcing she was happy at home, Lidl is back to pre Covid level press trips....you know, the ones that don't define her.
* She's found her mojo "a bit", with longer vlogs. We've lost our mojo "a lot", listening to them.
* Lidl and Ali were at Silverstone, where she insulted Ali and his dad in one comment. If they can't handle their drink why were you pissed?
* It's "the pick of the Grom Prees". Really... rather it's just up the road from The Bunga.
*Pee pea scented fragrance brand L'Artisan Parfumeur hosted Lidl and Aldi in Paris and The Loire Valley. It seems that the Loire Valley has four seasons...whodathunkit?
* Ali can't pronounce "Loire", but his excuse is he doesn't speak French. Ali can't pronounce many English words either.
* Lidl went to Wimbledon with Elizabeth Arden. She goes "every year" but had no idea what match was playing.
* She's used the brand's 8 hour formula "since she was liTTle". Maybe show it to us poor people Lidl?
* She wore a £4,000 Giambattista Valli two piece with bare midriff, already worn at Silverstone and in France.
* She didn't vlog. She didn't want to be mistaken for an over privileged influencer in a chavvy outfit.
* 'The Royals' then went off to Montreux, Switzerland with Fairmont hotels, for the Jazz Festival.
* The Hermes bag took centre stage on a boat trip onLake Garda Lake Como Loch Ness Lac Léman.
* In a too tight two piece by Emilia Wickstead, Lidl continued her bromance with Fairmont PR Nick Frazz, while Ali took the wheel like "an old time Hollywood movie star".
* In another movie reference she likens herself to Gwyneth Paltrow. The question is, who is Tom and who is Dickie?
* Lidl needs a break between holidays trips to be her quiet, introvert self or she will be poorly. We need a break between vlogs or we will be sick too!
* A bee found its way into Ali's bee suit and stung him on his lips. His mate Jez came to the rescue. He later reported that it was only 80% swollen. Keep going Jez!
* Honey bees are the only bee to die as a result of stinging. It's a horrible death. RIP bee.
* Lidl is doing another Sellier 'drop'. She's shedding Jimmy Choo freebies and Dior, Fendi and Chanel bags. Stand by for another Hermès.
* She wants another dog when they move...will that be after training Berkeley not to chew Porter's collars and eat his food?
* This time she wants a Bassett hound. The breed howls or barks at anything; drools; has specific dietary requirements; follows scents if not kept on a leash and needs exercise. A parfekt dog for you Lidl!
* She doesn't have time for Ali but separation is good for a marriage. Good job wee Ali is at the wee Scottish Open in wee windy Berwick.
* Lidl's engagement rate has dropped to under 1 per cent ( = low engagement rate) and she didn't make it to the top 130 influencers list. "Her" Englishcountrygrandmother hashtag received 4.8m views, though.
* Her knives and forks are the wrong way round but she's "devaststed" her tablecloth clips are in the photo.
* She's doing a giveaway for Sellier, but styles a white Chanel heart bag on an all white outfit while banging on about the Amazon top.
* She wants her boobs to be teeny tiny. They are! Why have implants?
* Lidl hosted a KM meeting at her house. She wore an Amazon dress.
* She's celebrating 10 years of friendship with Cawwwie.
In other news
* KM invited Model Mouth to Royal Henley regatta
* Lidl didn't get an invite to the Jimmy Choo event either
* Lydia Tomlinson has her own clothing collection with Pretty Lavish
* Ali took a chopper to see his knit wit twin David Beckham. Ali's hair adds inches to his height but his fellow dreamboat's (thanks Splainer) is twice as high
* Claire Chanelle now has a house in the south of France; Lidl has Pinterest
* Freddy and Josie are in Disneyland and the Bahamas
Photo courtesy of our @Peppypoopar
Ok, I have no control how you choose to perceive my words...you can squish them up and make of them whatever you wish!
* After hedging her bets and announcing she was happy at home, Lidl is back to pre Covid level press trips....you know, the ones that don't define her.
* She's found her mojo "a bit", with longer vlogs. We've lost our mojo "a lot", listening to them.
* Lidl and Ali were at Silverstone, where she insulted Ali and his dad in one comment. If they can't handle their drink why were you pissed?
* It's "the pick of the Grom Prees". Really... rather it's just up the road from The Bunga.
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* Ali can't pronounce "Loire", but his excuse is he doesn't speak French. Ali can't pronounce many English words either.
* Lidl went to Wimbledon with Elizabeth Arden. She goes "every year" but had no idea what match was playing.
* She's used the brand's 8 hour formula "since she was liTTle". Maybe show it to us poor people Lidl?
* She wore a £4,000 Giambattista Valli two piece with bare midriff, already worn at Silverstone and in France.
* She didn't vlog. She didn't want to be mistaken for an over privileged influencer in a chavvy outfit.
* 'The Royals' then went off to Montreux, Switzerland with Fairmont hotels, for the Jazz Festival.
* The Hermes bag took centre stage on a boat trip on
* In a too tight two piece by Emilia Wickstead, Lidl continued her bromance with Fairmont PR Nick Frazz, while Ali took the wheel like "an old time Hollywood movie star".
* In another movie reference she likens herself to Gwyneth Paltrow. The question is, who is Tom and who is Dickie?
* Lidl needs a break between holidays trips to be her quiet, introvert self or she will be poorly. We need a break between vlogs or we will be sick too!
* A bee found its way into Ali's bee suit and stung him on his lips. His mate Jez came to the rescue. He later reported that it was only 80% swollen. Keep going Jez!
* Honey bees are the only bee to die as a result of stinging. It's a horrible death. RIP bee.
* Lidl is doing another Sellier 'drop'. She's shedding Jimmy Choo freebies and Dior, Fendi and Chanel bags. Stand by for another Hermès.
* She wants another dog when they move...will that be after training Berkeley not to chew Porter's collars and eat his food?
* This time she wants a Bassett hound. The breed howls or barks at anything; drools; has specific dietary requirements; follows scents if not kept on a leash and needs exercise. A parfekt dog for you Lidl!
* She doesn't have time for Ali but separation is good for a marriage. Good job wee Ali is at the wee Scottish Open in wee windy Berwick.
* Lidl's engagement rate has dropped to under 1 per cent ( = low engagement rate) and she didn't make it to the top 130 influencers list. "Her" Englishcountrygrandmother hashtag received 4.8m views, though.
* Her knives and forks are the wrong way round but she's "devaststed" her tablecloth clips are in the photo.
* She's doing a giveaway for Sellier, but styles a white Chanel heart bag on an all white outfit while banging on about the Amazon top.
* She wants her boobs to be teeny tiny. They are! Why have implants?
* Lidl hosted a KM meeting at her house. She wore an Amazon dress.
* She's celebrating 10 years of friendship with Cawwwie.
In other news
* KM invited Model Mouth to Royal Henley regatta
* Lidl didn't get an invite to the Jimmy Choo event either
* Lydia Tomlinson has her own clothing collection with Pretty Lavish
* Ali took a chopper to see his knit wit twin David Beckham. Ali's hair adds inches to his height but his fellow dreamboat's (thanks Splainer) is twice as high
* Claire Chanelle now has a house in the south of France; Lidl has Pinterest
* Freddy and Josie are in Disneyland and the Bahamas
Photo courtesy of our @Peppypoopar
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what fantastic content will we get tonight my lovelies? oh my bottle of Rose is on ice.
), perhaps the 10 that I can see hanging on 3 of the lemon trees and make some fresh lemonade. Only this time do it correctly 
