In the absence of our esteemed Cap’m (for recaps due to a nasty ladder) I will attempt a recap. I’m starting at 11.52’ so might take me a while and others might have stepped in with faster typing skills...!
Well, lettuce
start with the painstaking washing of the spinach/lettuce, the radishes are beets and the beets are.. never mind as long as it comes from the kitchen garden of her stately home.
We are ‘not defined by brands - press trips do not define me’ - yes, we know, Elsie you just wanna stay home cross-pollinating your lemons. ‘No - I did not copy Josie but she will, no doubt, be enjoying a bountiful crop after watching my vlog, lovely X’
She is obsessed with Thyme and is dressed as a Bertioli tablecloth as much as humanly possible - also obsessed with Soho House and verticle swimming.
Visits the Loire Valley to promote L’Artisan Parfumeur - she tells us that we can smell like her rustic orange cake if we spray their l’histoire d’orange 75,000 times like herself. The Loire Valley has four seasons and English
boarders surrounding the Chateau. Le Potager collection was named after the Bunga, y’know.
Back home where ‘the sky doesn’t look real’, she needs to get a king sized bed for the guest room but doesn’t yet feel the need to fix the ensuite bathroom so we don’t know what Ali and his ‘guest’ are going to do about that. Ali’s looking fir some entertainment and after
photus interruptus he’s going in house with his luvvaa .
She’s flogging all her gifted items on Sellier. The lunch box certainly did a great job of holding her lunch so comes well-worn. The caged Manolos are a good buy though - there’s no way the trotters fit in there- the escapee toe would have left the jurisdiction.
Aldi took our
@Angeoudemon ‘s pic to the Asssssthetician and got the same lewk! The baboon’s bottom (thank you,
@Peppypoopar ) is the lewk de jour.