Lydia Millen #141 Ascot hat woes, unrestrained toes, Lavazza sales rep promos = new career lows

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That gave me a good laugh too, it's like Josie did it, so I have to as well to prove I'm just as good a gardener as her!
Just saw that part in the video…. What a bloody fool. Pollinating a fruit instead of a flower… I thought Ali was a bit slow, she is slower….
 
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Chopping up her lettuce on the butchers block where Lumis arse has been sitting?!? Why?? No hygiene whatsoever
When she rinsed her hands (rinsed not washed) at the kitchen sink, she seemed confused how to dry them. She lifted a tea towel out of a drawer, dried her hands on it then wiped down around the sink with it before placing it on a towel rail.
I wonder what that tea towel will be used for next
Her lack of hygiene makes me gag

And going back to the e-coli butchers block, she clearly prunes/cuts the flowers with the scissors then moves them back onto the block after she has wiped it
 
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Her lack of hygiene makes me gag
Do you guys remember when she was pushing Zoflora? I remember her laundry cabinet was overflowing with the stuff. It's been a minute since she showed us the laundry...or cleaned the house

Maybe I'm weird but I would find more entertaining BY FAR seeing her do chores around the house rather than showing frigging vegetables or the latest polyester dress.

Oouf, I forget her travesty's social status and wrists don't allow such activities.

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I am truly honoured my bearded Lydiot (otherwise known as Aldi's beard) was used in your recap @Miscanthus
I’m so sorry that Muffin is struggling. Kobe and I are sending you our love.
 

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It looks to me as if she is cutting that lettuce with a bread knife.
 
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Yes!!! And having rewatched this moment a couple times I’m certain Ali was not pleased. Truly suppressing an eye roll when she says they need new cutlery. Fully justified of course, I have known many a millionaire who do not keep buying new shit all the time, unlike her… Not a millionaire but constantly replacing the wares. He seems to be pretty short with Lydia in many vlogs (both of their vlogs) nowadays…..
 
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The amount of cheese on that salad.....I like cheese as much as the next person but WTAF?

I shouldn't be surprised though with the Mount Everest of cheese both the muppets always bury their pasta slop under.
 
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Elsie reminds me of Ria from Butterflies, a sit-com from the '70s about a bored housewife who, no matter how hard she tried in the the kitchen, her food always came out inedible. The "amazing" orange-blossom cake Elsie made was half burnt.
I remember my mom watching that show. That and, Dr. In the House, On The Buses, Good Life, Faulty Towers. My grandparents like The Two Ronnie’s and The Benny Hill Show. I miss the 1970’s.

Poor thing! My heart goes out to you. I hope Muffin is not in any pain.
 
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In that outfit? Now that would be entertaining

Well, of course they have worn out the old cutlery with all the dinner parties they've had!
 
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I hope she cleaned her sink out before washing that lettuce. If not she may as well just washed it in the toilet
 
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She kept saying she was all sweaty from the lunch at Thyme which was outdoors, then to prove she could swim she gets Ali to film her in her mis matched bikini, doing a vertical breast stroke across the pool she didn't want to get in!

Cutting lettuce with a bread knife for our benefit - thanks.

Baking another cake - to prove she's a domestic goddess - how does she always burn them - why did she say the foil fell off - i've baked hundreds of cakes and never ever put foil on the top of it while it cooks! - am I missing something?

She is a parody of herself and this grandmother thing - how would she explain that to her own Grandmother???
 
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Yes, it was Josie. I thought the same thing too. Maybe Josie is too professional to stick her nose into someone else’s filming. Now, if it was the other way around with Josie filming Lydia would certainly make sure that hooter was in shot.
 
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She really has nothing going on,everything she films we have seen so many times,what a boring dull life she really does have,Ali seems devoid of any emotion and actually seemed robotic.If this pair of dullards think any of us are remotely jealous of their lives they are seriously deluded.She surely can’t go on for too much longer she is just a bore now.And the ridiculous fake accent,she sounds a twat.
 
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@Miscanthus sending lots of love and best wishes to little Miss Muffin ....she is a Tattler furbaby so she is as hard as nails so don't fret .. all will be fine rest assured ...Little Miss Sky sends a paw hug and a "woof" and has offered up her favorite squeaky ball to Muffin if needed.
 
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