Dear Margo, I most certainly will be happy to join you. If you are wearing your crocs then I will wear my hippos. If you are wearing your twillies I will wear my t’won’ties and if you are wearing pony tails I will wear my famous grouse tail dreadlocks. Oh how wonderful we will look.
I also want to be the first to enrol in your Magnetise Men in a Single Moment classes. I know you are being incredibly modest about the rampant success of your first book which you managed to get finished whilst in hospital recently. As expected it has already won world acclaim and is selling like hot honey. I don’t know how you do it but I will be a very willing pupil if you’ll have me. Unlike you, I have never been gifted with magnetism and having watched you in action at our
Oceanfront Holiday of Dreams and More in Australia, I now plan to learn from the consummate Master - your very good self. I notice from your brochure that the first lesson
How to walk into a room or beachfront holiday destination and knock ‘em dead (nonchalantly) is something I really want to find out more about - nay - implement immediately. I will be over shortly (yes, I am still only 3 inches tall ) and in the meantime send my kindest regards both to you and Nikolaj