Lydia Millen #135 Monrings under a banyan tree in Prince Louis bloomers and dinning four free…

[Sofie]

I thought it was Bisssscccotttiiii!

I thought Her Travesty was partial to a Niiiiiice biccie?

 

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You noticed my little joke then darling Hell Cat xx

 

[Bearsmum13]

I don't believe for a minute that the new mini Kelly is real.

I actually do, I mean I know nothing about Hermes bags at all, but I dont think she would sell all the others to get a fake. I think she has fallen into this hermes trap now and she cant be seen with anything less than

 

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[Bearsmum13]

@Tyui Sorry but you can't assume that everyone wants kids and that any couple without them is completely incompatible and on the rocks. Not everyone wants to be or should be parents.

I think the difference here is the original post said still no kids even though they were on the horizon. Lidl has alluded to them having kids many times. I dont think it was meant that if you dont have kids your relationship is on the rocks.

 

[Lola Faith]

Now this is a proper mini Kelly unboxing video!

This lady paid around £6000 for hers instore, and it does look like she received it through the post as it was in a brown box with bubble wrap and had a note attached to it. I know hers has different hardware but the colour looks different to Elsie's! Could be the light or a filter though!

It has to either be new or fake as the re-sell price is at least 3 times the retail price!

 

[Wophie]

I thought it was Bisssscccotttiiii!

Hmmm, certainly up there for her. As it lets people know she's Italian don't you know?! But Rich Tea also implies she's rich... or maybe just basic and bland?

 

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[dachshunds4accessories]

What I've learned from this thread is that Lydia is a lying, narcissistic twit.
I don't doubt for a second that bag is fake. Like someone else mentioned in the the thread, her and Ali are living imposter lives and so desperately trying to keep up appearances, but failing. They must be up to their eyeballs in debt or they really have masterminded manipulating refund policies. Their apparent spending does NOT match any of the ads/paid partnerships on their channels --they are all second or third rate deals, no major brands in sight.

The bag is fake, the plants are fake, her personality is fake, marriage is fake, lifestyle is fake.
I'm positive she 'embellished' that whole subscriber-paying-for-my-dinner story, too.

I hope Lydia gets her knickers in a knot when she reads this thread and how everyone can see right through her sham.

One last thought, her latest blog is too painful to watch fully, and just so.bloody.boring!! She's so in love with that overdone sage green colour, she should dye her hair to match, too.

 

[Julia123]

...and they make her legs look super short.

Agree! Is she so vain that she thinks people in the maldives can tell that these plain white (unflattering) shorts are some designer brand? She could easily get pleated shorts that probably fit WAY better from H&M or any other store.

So it's either grandpa shorts or ass hanging out bathing suit... manic

 

[Miscanthus]

It's got to be a chocolate hobnob for me, so much so I can't keep them in the house or they'll be gone in minutes! Do love a chocolate chip shortbread too! Mr Wophie likes a dark chocolate digestive.

Is anyone else struggling to even want to watch the car crash that is Lydia burn anymore? If I wanted to see flowers, chickens and walks to the church I wouldn't be watching someone in their mid thirties. In fact I wouldn't watch at all.

My grandmother owns a farm Lydia could only dream of. Actually in the countryside - outside the Yorkshire Dales. She has chickens, rescues animals, big veg patches, a stream... oh and her house is a listed building Lydia!

I never watch any of her output!

 

[Namima]

Ali ... slowly morphing into Lydsiepoo

 

[coconochanel]

Ali ... slowly morphing into Lydsiepoo

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Ooh lets see what Lydia gems he's left in his vlog this week.

 

[Namima]

Garden centre chic ... don't be jealous hee heeee

Oohh Lyds finds men in slandals and linen to be the sexiest everrr

Here we go. The mini Hermèzz Celly lurking about

Ali really needs to up his YouTube f*ckboy game ... crotch shots in grandpa trousers and slandals ain't gonna cut it babe xoxo . IG fboy game is almost there.

 

[K18]

I am having a Malted Milk moment at present - taking it back to basics and the old days! But don't think i've ever met a biscuit I didn't like!!! Remember when she was supposedly eating digestives with tea all the time - didn't last long!

Or when she was calorie counting her rich tea busicuits

I know- it would not kill her to encourage her subscribers to spend a small amount of money on donating to a worthy cause rather than encouraging then to throw their money away on her endless recommendations of table linen/ sportswear/ bags...

Lydia thinks her subscribers are poor. She probably frets that if they donate to charity they may not have enough pennies left over for all the crap she is shilling.

 

[Namima]

The boobage ...

Garden Centre fasHuUn

Obviously to match the new Celly

Oh wowwww Lyds is trying so hard to talk nice to Ali.
Well done Lyds. heeheee

But wowwwww, she always seems to be angry at Porter.
Tone Lyds tone !!!! Firm but not mean.

 

[coconochanel]

Claims she loves a man in sandals and thought wow when Ali had his on with his linen. Come off it the only thing you are attracted to are Hermes bags and yourself.

wants to put her trestle tables on the veg garden path and have a party oh and it was poor Alex who had to eat in the greedhouse the other night.

 

[Namima]

The new miniature potting table.

Well it matches the miniature sun dial ...

 

[K18]

This makes me think in the next few years it will follow a loose blue print of many similar materialistic couples ive had the displeasure of knowing.
Money between them hits hard / ‘harder’ times than their usual income.
The question of where their marriage is at I.e. still no children even though it was on the horizon. I find most of these couples hold back on kids as they deep down know they are not in it for the long haul. They’ve got through the honeymoon stage and the climb to social snobbery only and thats where it stops.
Then its the classic growing apart, arguments over money. Mood changes/ bickering as they are not distracted by their own indulgences.
A sad break up and extremely swiftly Lydia will date a guy with loads of money who is besotted by his arm candy!
Watch this space.

I feel like if this was to happen Lydia’s next partner will be an older man who has teenage kids. She will take on the fake cunty step mum role and will be relieved that she doesn’t have to have any of her own. She will then be free to swan around her garden with Carrie doing absolutely nothing.

 

[coconochanel]

Love how she tries to walk posh in the garden centre, fake Hermes on show, hair in a bun with the twilly around it

Had lunch at the farmhouse he had a burger she had mac and cheese.