She doesn’t want Alex in the house in case she steals something else , ie a fake Kelly!
No teenage kid would be able to put up with her, and she would hate them because there would be too much competition !
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Why would you wear that to a garden centre? She looks like an idiot. Are these the manolo flats she bought or the French sole ones? Either way they don’t match her bags.The boobage ...
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Garden Centre fasHuUn
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Obviously to match the new Celly
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Oh wowwww Lyds is trying so hard to talk nice to Ali.
Well done Lyds.heeheee
But wowwwww, she always seems to be angry at Porter.
Tone Lyds tone !!!! Firm but not mean.
Yes it would be a toxic mix but hopefully the teenagers will have a nice mum and step dad to go home to after their fortnightly visit to dads.
Lumi in the veg bed so hygenic.
So I’m fairly sure that Tiana got hers during a lockdown period where Hermès was posting bags to certain repeat customers. Bear in mind they do post bags (Evelyne, Roulis etc), some of which are more expensive than the MKII, but usually don’t with quota bags unless you are an established customer and it’s a pandemic. There’s no way/reason for Lydia to have been posted a bag from store now.
That’s the smallest crotch I‘ve ever seen… and I’ve seen a lot.Garden centre chic ... don't be jealous
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Oohh Lyds finds men in slandals and linen to be the sexiest everrr
Here we go. The mini Hermèzz Celly lurking about
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Ali really needs to up his YouTube f*ckboy game ... crotch shots in grandpa trousers and slandals ain't gonna cut it babe xoxo . IG fboy game is almost there.
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Oh wowwwwww.
A segment on Ali and his laundry. How exciting
Heeheeeeee
The clean laundry
if you are interested See he's even pointing to it heeheeee
His favourite hanger.
Amazon, of course.
Click that AFFILIATE LYNX now !!!!
Toldya he's morphing into Lydsiepoo.
Watching him pack his clean laundry ... I didn't. Fast forward is a wonderful invention.
And to end off, free PR and SELL SELL SELL !!!
He's such a bore.
The End.
A segment on Ali and his laundry. How exciting
Heeheeeeee
The clean laundry
if you are interested See he's even pointing to it heeheeee
His favourite hanger.
Amazon, of course.
Click that AFFILIATE LYNX now !!!!
Toldya he's morphing into Lydsiepoo.
Watching him pack his clean laundry ... I didn't. Fast forward is a wonderful invention.
And to end off, free PR and SELL SELL SELL !!!
He's such a bore.
The End.
Love how she's trying to be nice to Ali but her face is like a slapped arse.
Ali's vlog! - what a load of nonsense, even he sounds bored with his monotonous description of what is or isn't going on in the bunga garden!
She's wearing the KM dress of jeans and Hermes sandals for a trip to the garden centre - bit OTT, then she's wearing it all to stomp around the garden. Those sandals must be trashed by now!!
Absolute crap don't bother.
She's wearing the KM dress of jeans and Hermes sandals for a trip to the garden centre - bit OTT, then she's wearing it all to stomp around the garden. Those sandals must be trashed by now!!
Absolute crap don't bother.
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COMPOTE. NOT COMPOT OR COMPOST…VOTE DAXON! VOTE DAXON NOW!
HAVE YOU VOTED DAXON YET?
Ali’s dressing room is officially more beautiful than Lydia’s.
OMG @Margo PoloThat’s the smallest crotch I‘ve ever seen… and I’ve seen a lot.
we have missed your naughty sense of humour
Wowowowowowww-wow.
Despina, give her some sage highlights. That outta do well with her red hair.
She IS trying so hard to be nice. I swear I could hear her teeth grinding back and forth. LOL
Here she is when she says she was so attracted to Ali in the Maldives when seeing him in slandals. This is Lydia's "oh baby, I wanna ride you" expression. Apparently Lydia is MOST attracted to a man in sandals. Like, I have NEVER heard that. Personally, I am repulsed by men in sandals. I don't care if the man is the hottest thing on legs, keep yer toes out of my sight line. ( PLUS, look at his expression here. Lydia has just this second said he looked HOT AF in the Maldives in his sandals. He is completely ambivalent and apathetic towards her these days. WOOOOOOWWWWW!! )
WHY would anyone dress like this to go to a garden center, then out for burgers? It doesn't come off elegant. It comes off as a costume. Jeans, tee's, shorts, anything would have been more appropriate.
The pups and Lumi playing was super cute. Although Lydia is constantly shouting at poor Porter, which ruins the mood. By comparison Berkeley did plenty of naughty things and didn't get shouted at.
The state of that shed! You'd think if she truly had a medical aversion to the wrong assssssthetics, she'd have Ken throw a lick of paint on it.
The ceilings are now even lower in da bungalow.
Ali seems to have been lobotomized, no spark, just grinding out filming the mundanity of his daily life. Filming pets playing, showing budding vines, and a yawn fest about dry cleaned linen, plus some new bits. That, and a garden center visit. Riveting!!
Lydia in overdressed mode, trying to keep her posh accent as cinched as her belt. There is nothing relaxed about either of them. When will they twig to the fact that true wealth is about comfort and ease with oneself and how one presents to the world at large? The posing comes off so loud. Their relationship, even with Lydia's recent effort to be a nicer wife seems to be dying a slow death on screen.
Here she is when she says she was so attracted to Ali in the Maldives when seeing him in slandals. This is Lydia's "oh baby, I wanna ride you" expression. Apparently Lydia is MOST attracted to a man in sandals. Like, I have NEVER heard that. Personally, I am repulsed by men in sandals. I don't care if the man is the hottest thing on legs, keep yer toes out of my sight line. ( PLUS, look at his expression here. Lydia has just this second said he looked HOT AF in the Maldives in his sandals. He is completely ambivalent and apathetic towards her these days. WOOOOOOWWWWW!! )
WHY would anyone dress like this to go to a garden center, then out for burgers? It doesn't come off elegant. It comes off as a costume. Jeans, tee's, shorts, anything would have been more appropriate.
The pups and Lumi playing was super cute. Although Lydia is constantly shouting at poor Porter, which ruins the mood. By comparison Berkeley did plenty of naughty things and didn't get shouted at.
The state of that shed! You'd think if she truly had a medical aversion to the wrong assssssthetics, she'd have Ken throw a lick of paint on it.
The ceilings are now even lower in da bungalow.
Ali seems to have been lobotomized, no spark, just grinding out filming the mundanity of his daily life. Filming pets playing, showing budding vines, and a yawn fest about dry cleaned linen, plus some new bits. That, and a garden center visit. Riveting!!
Lydia in overdressed mode, trying to keep her posh accent as cinched as her belt. There is nothing relaxed about either of them. When will they twig to the fact that true wealth is about comfort and ease with oneself and how one presents to the world at large? The posing comes off so loud. Their relationship, even with Lydia's recent effort to be a nicer wife seems to be dying a slow death on screen.
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Jamie feeling the pain of watching Ali's vlog.
That’s the smallest crotch I‘ve ever seen… and I’ve seen a lot.
She lies again...
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Yes!! Lydsie-pooh can't have Ali dressing his age. No fun for Ali. Only chores, brown pants and slandals. Which makes sense because like you said, it's a way to avoid catching unwanted attention.
However, he has his warmer behaviour going for him over the blatant gross bs Lydia serves. Mrs. Sage Sourpuss.
Men in sandals are gross, the only time they are acceptable is when there are communal showers such as at swimming pools to avoid other people's foot germs but don't worry men of the world, I am also judging the non-pedicured women of the world when they were sandals too
.This must be it!! I think you've nailed it.
She has broken his psyche down into tiny pieces with all her henpecking and created a wee man that gets excited about houndstooth for summer and SANDALS. He isn't remotely ugly. They have a gym in house that he apparently uses frequently, he drives a stinkin' Aston FFS, yet has the sex appeal of a bowl of porridge. Single Ali was way cuter; wearing age appropriate clothes. I remember him in cool jeans, with combat boots and hoodies. He was smiley and had a decent body, if bulging muscles is your jam.
He is only 33! All that is missing is a dad bod paunch to go with his new grandad style. Of course he's unlikely to ever have love handles, seeing as he is full of despair and anxiety from walking on all the seeded eggshells his wife carefully places around his sandaled feet.
Bumped into Lydia today showing off her new herpes .. I mean Hermes. It’s tan-tastic
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