Lydia Millen #135 Monrings under a banyan tree in Prince Louis bloomers and dinning four free…

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NEWSFLASH: Chickens come from seeds!

‘Welcome in’ to someone else’s land!
Ok, lidl is a chicken. We have all got that one.
Lidl comes from a seed. So chickens come from seeds. That is one scientific discovery.
 
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Chicken…

I grew this chicken from a seed
His name is Humphrey Blue
I feed him on his chicken feed
And you can feed him too
I think I’ll buy a chicken farm
To show off all my bags
And daily you can follow me
And buy my long white rags
Oh life is such a fairy tale
That everywhere I go
The chicken seed and cocks I breed
Forever more will crow…
 
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Off I go, with Ali in tow if he’s not staying in to cook
The land we roam, we don’t really own but we don’t give a fuck
 
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Off I go, with Ali in tow if he’s not staying in to cook
The land we roam, we don’t really own but we don’t give a fuck
Oh let me waft on chicken croft
Let every hat be massive
And let my head nod sagely
And aggression all be passive
 
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YouTube no longer displays the number of dislikes. You can still click dislike, but only she can see it. Both likes and dislikes count as engagement on a video so you may as well not click that dislike button. It actually helps her engagement with the YT algorithm when you click.
 
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Yet there is still only one functional loo. Freaking A....
 
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I'm team Daxon all the way @Oops.

I have actually cried tears of laughter this evening reading all of the hilarious comments made by you fabulous tattlers . You are so incredibly funny and just so wonderful. Thank you.
 
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OK I'm putting this out there.
This is the funniest thread on Tattle, there I said it
 
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I'm team Daxon all the way @Oops.

I have actually cried tears of laughter this evening reading all of the hilarious comments made by you fabulous tattlers . You are so incredibly funny and just so wonderful. Thank you.
You see (and I have said this many times…) I really do like and am a huge fan of @The.world.has.gone.mad. ! She’s sassy, savvy, sincerely intelligent and knows how to cry at a good joke. Daxons Unite…

For together we stand
United we fall
And if our backs should ever be against the wall
We’ll be together
Together you and me…
 
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Hmm. Elsie seems to have no issue with her spelling in that comment.

1 point for team engagement.

And agreed. It would just take a moment to share.
 
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OK I'm putting this out there.
This is the funniest thread on Tattle, there I said it
I was just popping over for my daily dose of Tattle and simply wanted to say I make a point to check in here for one reason and one reason ONLY...and it has ZERO to do with Ms. LEM. I come for these incredibly funny, sometimes very personal, and heartwarming comments posted by all of YOU. You are the stars of this show...the person of whom you speak only provides the proverbial grist for the mill. As Peppypoopar says, this is the funniest thread on Tattle. Thanks for the laughs.
 
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The 500 year old wall?
 
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Just bumping this basement steps up again! @Al Fresco gives us the funniest gifs ever. Have watched it over 10 times today. Just tooooo funny. Xx
 
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She’s such an idiot swinging around her empty basket bag in her latest reel. You could at least pretend you’ve got something in it. Some bananas would fit perfectly
Or a chicken and some of those brilliant chicken seeds!!
 
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View attachment 1257514Just bumping this basement steps up again! @Al Fresco gives us the funniest gifs ever. Have watched it over 10 times today. Just tooooo funny. Xx
I know, I can’t help laughing every time I see it even though it must’ve hurt. It reminds me of several near misses running for my train. I’m so bad for laughing at accidents like this but, in my defence, I once slipped down a full flight of stairs in a cottage and damaged my coccyx but still laughed at myself through the tears at the bottom
 
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It’s funny because you know it’s not supposed to be!
I loved your Alice in Wonderland curtsying that was so sweet and there was another one I shrieked at. Which one was that? I think I bumped that one up too. Would have to go back and check. Keep ‘em coming.
 
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Hmm. Elsie seems to have no issue with her spelling in that comment.

1 point for team engagement.

And agreed. It would just take a moment to share.
She probably has templates written by Carrie in her notes app for when she needs to pretend to be kind, caring and sincere.
 
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