You are more than welcome to borrow my pre-loved Tardis to transport the Tattlers who have not yet voted in the poll,
@Milking Keynes!
I mean, neither of them can spell morning!
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Apologies, my dearest
@Oops... I just cannot believe the residents of the Northamptonshire Bungalow are intelligent enough to pull off such an elaborate plan to increase their engagement.
But fear not, you beautiful human, I have dispatched a care package containing smelling salts, three cans of Breathe chicken soup and several bunches of bananas to help you through the conniption you will inevitably have upon reading this post - unfortunately it is being delivered by
car so there’s really no telling exactly when it will arrive, however I have provided the bespoke tracking link for you, should you want to stalk the driver á la Elsie!
missmidnightexpress.com/oops/conniption