Lydia Millen #135 Monrings under a banyan tree in Prince Louis bloomers and dinning four free…

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[becky bloomwood]

Think ali has been viewing things differently since the nicky incident, obviously he knew what she could be like but I don't think he actually believed she would behave that way towards someone outside their little circle. She almost ruined their careers. Carrie and Ali almost left her after that and he definitely is different towards her now.

Ali couldn’t articulate how he felt until he read here and even now he struggles. We put it in sentences that make sense, he wasn’t imagining things, he may be slow on the uptake but she’s brutal and never misses an opportunity to score a point at his expense. Keep checking in Ali, we got this . #freeAli

 

[Oops...]

Her nostrils have grown with her nose, drippy chin and she has a weirdly spooky fingers growing out of her hat View attachment 1256213

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[Milking Keynes]

I don’t know how she’s getting in enough money for this level of expenditure. Mind boggling. She has just bought two Alexander McQueen belts that will never see the light of day - one being too white and the other the wrong shade of pink for her Dior and Chanel bags - now, practically duplicating the Hermès she already has. I have a Constance belt but at least it’s reversible so I can wear it either tan or black. I’m not sure I would invest in a belt unless it was reversible, tbh. I think Valentino, Louboutin, Gucci and Marant to name a few all have reversible now. Plus, just took a peek at her Amazon link for the navy dress and there are none available and it’s unknown whether the stockist will return.

Finally, the shirt dress is hand-wash only so I’m guessing that’s the last we’ll see of that.

 

[Bearsmum13]

I only got about 15 mins into her maldives video and when she said 'I wanted to look exceptional' I had to switch it off and go for a lie down. Honestly who talks about themselves in that way? What a vain twit.

Also her dressing room makes her look so red, such a bad design choice for an influencer. I get that she likes mouldy green but if its for her job she needs to adapt

 

[Al Fresco]

Mood board for the work outside the basement office......with thanks to @Oops... and @Al Fresco
A 'sweet nod' to Lidl's new breasts and the old plumbing.

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Haha yes, Elsie has visions of Chatsworth’s fountain cascade….

Whereas I’m living for the grand reveal when it’s done, with Elsie carrying her Kelly.

 

[Oops...]

Also her dressing room makes her look so red, such a bad design choice for an influencer. I get that she likes mouldy green but if its for her job she needs to adapt

Ali will help her adpat! He’s done it before

 

[Fluffy81]

Second hand these bags retail at roughly £27 000. £27,000 for what exactly. Hermes I’m not a huge fan of .. I’m more a vintage Chanel kind of girl.. but would love a vintage Hermes box leather Kelly .. but the nauseating way she has show cased this bag is undeniably full of poop. Putting a Hermes bag inside a white paper bag. She may as well have put it in chip paper

 

[sueherring]

Another Hermes!!

is this the carrier bag from the airport being repurposed..?

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YASSS!

 

[georgiecait]

If she really is purposely setting her vlog titles wrong then she’s a lot more desperate than I thought.
To me that’s openly admitting that she no longer has the skills to capture an audience authentically so she has to go with the last resort and almost trick viewers into commenting.
How embarrassing.

 

[coconochanel]

Sorry Elsie but I don't care how many Hermes bags you have you are still a first class chav!

 

[Hunevoque2]

Second hand these bags retail at roughly £27 000. £27,000 for what exactly. Hermes I’m not a huge fan of .. I’m more a vintage Chanel kind of girl.. but would love a vintage Hermes box leather Kelly .. but the nauseating way she has show cased this bag is undeniably full of poop. Putting a Hermes bag inside a white paper bag. She may as well have put it in chip paper

Don’t worry that will happen soon! The chip paper will just be stuck inside

 

[Julia123]

Someone posted about her ‘company’ net worth and I think it was around 1.5 million. She definitely doesn’t have enough cash to be spending the absurd amount of money she does.
Regardless of investments etc no one spends 10% of their worth on useless crap such as handbags and greenhouses. Imagine how much she is spending in total by the time you include mortgage, bills and all the other stuff she spends her money on.
No wonder Ali looks unwell if his wife is dropping a house deposit on handbags 5 times in less than 18 months.
They are both mid thirties and hopefully the pair of them live long healthy lives but she forgets that she needs to enjoy her life but also plan for the next 60 years too. The way she is spending she will be bankrupt in the next few years.

Yes exactly if the bags are from a reseller so they are all well over retail (if real) plus that basket Chanel is no joke expensive and there was the Celine tote. So let’s call it 6+ bags probably totaling over 100k (if the Hermes are real). Top that off with the multiple boots, belts, twilly and slandals from Hermes alone. All of the Louboutin and Valentino shoes for her shoots…. It’s ridiculous honestly.

Add to that in same timeframe… defender, green house, 2x raised beds, oxen wood crazy expensive outdoor furniture, kitchen flooring, bathroom renovation and more. (Boobs). New watch, wedding set etc….

I know she probably gets discounts and returns a lot but most of the dresses she “buys” are well over 1k each plus the souster and hicks tailored clothings we’ve never seen again.

Even if she could afford all of this due to making 40k to post an ad for hair vitamins etc. seems insane when you consider how much less income she’s had in this very timeframe!

The long awaited phase 2 must be starting soon....

Guest room overlooking drive
Outdoor kitchen
Basement entertaining room
New patio
Strip painted oak doors
Strip banister and repaint
Flower bed along 500 year old wall
New oak posts to replace glass and steel along light well/fire escape
Shed?

Also her new bespoke RR hasn't arrived yet has it?

And wow add this on top of the list. Crazy

 

[MissMidnight]

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I mean, neither of them can spell morning!

Apologies, my dearest @Oops... I just cannot believe the residents of the Northamptonshire Bungalow are intelligent enough to pull off such an elaborate plan to increase their engagement.

But fear not, you beautiful human, I have dispatched a care package containing smelling salts, three cans of Breathe chicken soup and several bunches of bananas to help you through the conniption you will inevitably have upon reading this post - unfortunately it is being delivered by car so there’s really no telling exactly when it will arrive, however I have provided the bespoke tracking link for you, should you want to stalk the driver á la Elsie!

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[HoneyBee20]

What grew from a packet of seeds is your jealousy as josie got her house at the same time and since then you have tried to change your lifestyle and personality to be something it isn’t and yes there is a completely different person, a one that is more miserable, fake, pretentious, jealous and with massive mental health issues.

 

[Pancake56]

Does her Instagram format look different to anyone else?

 

[Bearsmum13]

What grew from a packet of seeds is your jealousy as josie got her house at the same time and since then you have tried to change your lifestyle and personality to be something it isn’t and yes there is a completely different person, a one that is more miserable, fake, pretentious, jealous and with massive mental health issues.
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Instead of writing all this twaddle why cant she just say 'I have really got into gardening, I really enjoy it' lol

 

[Influenzermary]

Haha yes, Elsie has visions of Chatsworth’s fountain cascade….

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Whereas I’m living for the grand reveal when it’s done, with Elsie carrying her Kelly.

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Why stop at that. This would be much more in keeping with Elsie’s expectations

 

[Milking Keynes]

You are more than welcome to borrow my pre-loved Tardis to transport the Tattlers who have not yet voted in the poll, @Milking Keynes!

I mean, neither of them can spell morning!

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Apologies, my dearest @Oops... I just cannot believe the residents of the Northamptonshire Bungalow are intelligent enough to pull off such an elaborate plan to increase their engagement.

But fear not, you beautiful human, I have dispatched a care package containing smelling salts, three cans of Breathe chicken soup and several bunches of bananas to help you through the conniption you will inevitably have upon reading this post - unfortunately it is being delivered by car so there’s really no telling exactly when it will arrive, however I have provided the bespoke tracking link for you, should you want to stalk the driver á la Elsie!

missmidnightexpress.com/oops/conniption

Good Monrig, @MissMidnight!

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With your most charitable donation, I predict Victory!!

 

[Miss Trunchbull]

Some good sleuthing but I don’t think this is the one Lydia bought. Hers has contrast stitching whereas the VC bag doesn’t.

Not the best photo but it shows the stitching being quite a bit lighter. She is a fool if she paid £27k for that yet refuses to pay for a holiday to the Maldives out of her own pocket.

Do those straps look wonky to anyone else?

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She could have bought a new patio, terraced out the side to the lower ‘courtyard’, changed all the windows to Critall black, finished all the loos, had intensive therapy……but a new bag. Who does this in their 30’s unless they are mega wealthy?