Lydia Millen #123 It's all oak and bespoke for a career that's about to go up in smoke!

[Ms.Chanandler Bong]

A sales associate working retail in any store, luxury or not, is working to pay for their rent/mortgage/food, raise children etc. The organized criminals who are looting LV in Chicago or San Francisco are not stealing from billionaires. If those companies close those stores, it's very much working class people who are losing a decent job. Anyone who tries to brush this off as stealing from the rich is very short-sighted. I am all for redistribution of extreme wealth. But this is just pure violence and chaos and if it's anyone's idea of change, it's already a failure.

Yes, you hit the nail straight on its head. Any form of stealing, looting or propety damage does not go to the wealthy 1-2%. Somehow, these wannabe new age commies still cannot grasp simple logic. It will be their parents, them and their children (if only they would not reproduce...) who have to pay for it. Have people learned nothing? It certainly does not take an expert to pick up on such stuff. Look no further than what banks did and caused wiith the housing market. Lo and behold, it was tax payers who had to bail them out. Always has been and always will be an unfair system. Yet these mostly young peeps do not understand it.

 

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Oh! Puhleeese…

 

[AmaliaLana]

TTV news studio:
V.O...And now viewers we take you over to the Convent of the Little Sisters of the Skint for this Sunday’s Sermon on the Bounce. The sermon today is read by Dame Boadicea Pastry...

Introductory theme music plays as camera pans to a gloomy, untidy, convent study. A well upholstered woman wearing a tweed suit and sensible brown lace-up brogues has clearly been caught off guard and quickly hides the gin bottles in her desk drawer. She is marginally squiffy and has the rheumy eyes of an inveterate drinker. She is flanked by Sisters Purity and Charity who have come to do a stock take of the communion wine but now try to pin a microphone on the lapel of DBP. She isn’t having it! She prefers to shout...and unceremoniously pushes them away. The film crew and the sisters hold their hands to their ears and grimace as she bellows...

DBP (gesticulating wildly): ...and verily viewers I say unto you that you may be sure that your sins will find you out! Today, I take my sermon from the book of Twiticus chapter 4 verses 3 and four...For whomsoever is found telling big fat fibs; he will be sleuthed out and cast aside even unto the land of Amarillo. There may he weep on his pillow as he may suffer the ignominy of his sinfulness in solitary destitution and he will be remembered only for telling untruths and his deception and duplicitous ways. Heed these words well brethren ( she looks around at the sisters) and sisteren; Fat fibs make you fair dibs ...for...for...erm...sore ribs. Yes, no-one likes a liar do they? Why might that be I hear you all ask? Weeerrrlll, as they say in Provence, no one trusts you once they know you lied to them - do they? No! No: they don’t . Verily, it has ever been this way, ever since Adam was a lad...Rather like those who espouse a false accent and imagine no-one can tell! Everyone can tell and it was ever this way...and as we weep into the pillow of guilt...and we are consumed with remorse...

DBP drones on and on as the boom is turned down and camera pans to Sister Purity and Sister Charity. Both are counting bottles of communion wine as Sister Purity shoves a bottle under her habit. She smiles to cameras sweetly and continues counting...Both nuns notice Dame Boadecia has fallen into a stupor standing up in mid-gesticulation. As ever, with skill born from practice, both sisters guide her into her battered chair, cover her with a hand-croched blanket and assume a benignly convincing posture of penitent patience...

S.M: CUT!

I have a feeling that all those sisters are all descent of the priests hidden in ye olde rectums priest holes.

 

[The.world.has.gone.mad.]

Just because I felt like it!

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You ate absolutely hilarious @MissMidnight. Wonderful!!!

 

[Stefano]

I will just leave this here ......

Elegance coach reveals the eight signs that a person is New Money

Anna Bey, who splits her time between London and Geneva, explained all in a YouTube clip, and warned against wearing too many logos, being rude to staff and postng your status symbols on Instagram.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[Chels71]

Additions last year... greenhouse? Could that be a business expense?

Is that even possible to claim as part of her business when she doesn’t sell or use that as a business entity? I would think if she had a business selling goods she could but you can’t just buy everything under the sun for your vanity or to keep up with the Jones and claim! The sad part is regular working class people who have to buy clothes and tools can’t claim a damn thing on their taxes in the US after Trump changed it so now there’s no right off’s and what gets me mad is he pays union dues out of his check and quarterly (he meaning my husband) and they throw money at people who had business’s and they weren’t even effected by the Covid like several influencers in the US got PPP loans that were forgiven when they aren’t effected by anything because they work from home and it wasn’t small amounts were talking 50,000-millions of dollars! The feds went after a few people who bought Rolls Royce’s and yachts when Trump himself making billions got millions and Jared! I think I heard about the UK having a stimulus similar I wonder if Lydiot got one? I know the public has access to it in the US by googling it!!

 

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Can we talk about what is in the fruit bowl please

Shrivelled withered-worm figs...

 

[K18]

Alright, so absolutely nothing is going on in their lives. A quick rundown of today's misery...granted, just 27, because even Lyds we're able to stretch it into 57

- Gardening is white trousers and Hermezzzzzz belt

- Scrubbing the vegetables still wearing white trousers with the dirt visibly flying all around

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- Ali filming a not moving rat for 5 minutes. The one, who's destroyed one of Lyds' outdoor pillows. Yaaaaay, you go, little guy!

- Serial Killer Charchar moaning about Ali's cauliflower cheese, that was better than even his, because it was bought in Waitrose. Horrifying.

- The dogs were given roast

- Lyds finally admitting that their whole house smeels like smoke, because of the fire pit right near the windows, but apparently she loves it. I would've as well. Better than 10373839294 of perfume sprays, on top of scented candles and other scented shit in that place.

The end, we can all return to our lives now.

I did notice in her last video there was a dirt mark on the white trousers near the pocket.

 

[AmaliaLana]

This came up in my suggestions

I hate that monkey so much, but I couldn't resist


How to blame the wife when the husband did the shit 101:

Oh no, the Feng Shui

 

[Miscanthus]

Yep - same, my friend. It was supposed to be a Victoria Sandwich, I believe - but it was a pancake like Lydia’s arse and my own - I am similarly afflicted. Anyway, I did dabble a little during Covid but the fear of baking is still there. It’s too exact for me whereas cooking a meal has a swish () of drama and creative flair and va va voom presentation that I love.

I comfort myself with the knowledge I have my own 'speshul' talents!!!

 

[CBo]

Additions last year... greenhouse? Could that be a business expense?

 

[Nats27]

I think she’s making up her own comments now…this account cannot be real.

Quite possibly, they start two sentences with "And" and the American spelling of the word mould, "Mold", which in the U.K refers to the gross fungi as opposed to a cast. Which is the kind of ignorant misspelling she would use. Also they use the phrase .." the sweet spot", which we know is her favourite book.

 

[Ms.Chanandler Bong]

Is every single Instagram Story Elsie posts going to have her new logo and her name at the bottom of it?

We know who you are Elsie … we have 123 threads dedicated specifically to you, you muppet!

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So there is no doubt about how ridiculous the story is. Seriously, she is 5 minutes away from hustle porn motivational morons. And for once, I can absolutely picture her among their ranks as she is as insincere as they come.

 

[Milking Keynes]

Don’t worry I am no penny saver, more like completely broke.

How is your diet going? I’m on one myself - not easy - it’s the Intermittent Fasting one-not to give away my age - they recommend 20:4? Are they joking. Anyway, how are you dealing with the Coke issue or lack of..

 

[Julia123]

I’ll just leave this here…

I’m with you on this! These pants are so unflattering!

 

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Cor blimey, @Oops - you went all out...the upright no less. I’m very impressed. This is my humble contribution, @Miscanthus, but don’t be fooled - she packs a mighty punch! About ten minutes of steaming per water tank which is not bad but I’ve used it on lighter fabrics and knits rather than cotton and linen. Handy for travel, though, if you want to refresh without dragging out the ironing board. Bought it on Amazon for about €30? Read the reviews before you decide. Was that too much info? Am I mansplaining?

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Now you’re talkin’. Yours looks just the ticket and it would fit in a cupboard...flippin’ perfect..

 

[AmaliaLana]

Garlic on the table? But we eat it, we don’t use it as decoration! And why not a camembert or small plastic Eiffel towers?

Baguette, Cigarette, Barette, what else?

Yeah, thanks Char-tionary

 

[Armywife1508]

If you want an expensive bag but don't want to work for it just go to America and steal one.

 

[muffintop13]

Not really for a good cut of meat but they are cheapskates so it is expensive for them especially when you can buy a whole bag of turkey dinosaurs for £2.00.

I am deceased

 

[Surfcat123]

Ouch! That was harsh…made me wince a bit.

It was a nasty comment