Exactly WHAT are they putting in that toaster for it to look like that? Serious question. That toaster looks worse than Teffers aga cover thingys and they cook actual meals on that thing.If the toaster has just be serviced why is it so disgusting ?? I have a Seb that must be 24 years old and doesn’t look that bad!
AND look at the toasting... so uneven! This is too hilarious!I've only just noticed...
It's a three slice toaster.
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Maybe it's just me, but I find that so incredibly odd. Who toasts three slices of bread at once? It's always two or four, no?
What a naughty comment"Me and Ali are not going to bed or wake up in the morning without spraying some pillow mist first".
So while all the other couples are enjoying each other's company, or having sex or cuddle or whatever, those twats are spraying their bed. Bet 172627282826252 times as well, like she's putting the perfumes on. Try cleaning your sheets, Lyds - you won't need all that mist
Also be honest with me. Who of you did this?
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Yes like mine, you put the croissants or whatever on the top to warm up!Have just discussed toasters with my husband over dinner. His ex is Danish, and he said when he would go over to visit her and her family, he noticed that their toaster was ever so slightly curved, or dipped down at the top. Apparently this was to put a bread roll to warm up.
Are those croissants gluten free, though?! Don't forget your diet - that waist won't squeeze itself with the Hermezzzzzz belt!Yes like mine, you put the croissants or whatever on the top to warm up!
Can we have a link to your toaster please and it sounds fucking brilliantYes like mine, you put the croissants or whatever on the top to warm up!
It’s my tea bag caddy but yes I put it there for the fern pattern. I knew you’d notice it...Thank god it has 4 slits... poor @shiroyagisan would've lost it.
Oh dear Lord, did I spy a fern imprint? Watch out for Elsie robbing your pot.
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I’m sorry to disappoint you , I don’t have a Hermès belt! But if I manage to get my waist back I shall indulge in one a cinch that waist!Are those croissants gluten free, though?! Don't forget your diet - that waist won't squeeze itself with the Hermezzzzzz belt!
Sorry, it is so old that it can’t be found!Can we have a link to your toaster please and it sounds fucking brilliant
I know - I’ve just gone down the rabbit hole of same on Amazon and added it to my list for next month’s purchases. #TattleinfluencersCan we have a link to your toaster please and it sounds fucking brilliant
Been with her for years… bullshit. What about her SMEG toaster, kettle etc.Crying with laughter that she has gone from PR trips with Dior to flogging a fucking toaster
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Her style icon is apparently my grandmother in 1987?
With her weak wrist, how is she going to turn the dial and butter the toast? With her being dyslexic, how is she going to manage reading the gauges? This is such a lie!Can it fit pizza slices, sausage rolls and croissants into it? No use to her so.
Wasn‘t she on about crypto currency a bit back, my guess is she’s chancing her arm with that.Was thinking about her last vlog... what do you want to bet the "investments" in other areas she said they made are her hermes bags? (if real)? She would totally be the type to put investment money into handbags and then use them foolishly to death only to lower the resale value.
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