Lydia Millen #104 Ahoy me hearties! That #gifted meal made me super farty!

[shiroyagisan]

Doesn't he get tired of staring at the same crusty, stale pictures and commissioning 300-word blog posts on Fiverr?

I also give up on my idea of a dictionary sponsorship. There are no brain cells left in that hair helmet.

 

[Milking Keynes]

It’s 90% flogging Missoma and Elemis, the only laugh was seeing her waste about 500 quid on a wonky Chloe polo-neck horse blanket/cape which was absolutely horrible.

Oh - I had to sneak a peek - yes, absolutely horrible Chloe polo/poncho. Again, completely impractical. Imagine the faff of taking that thing on and off again with a face full of makeup? It’s so warm looking that you would expire coming into central heating after being outdoors! Imagine going in and out of shops - you would look like you’d been dragged through a hedge backwards by the end of the day!

Would love to see your new Gucci watch - it sounds lovely and a bit different. I’m trying to post a pic of a Gucci watch I bought in Paris at one of the lovely vintage stores at Palais Royale. It keeps duplicating my pic though - so apologies in advance!

 

[Chels71]

Newbie here what's her problem? I've followed her on insta for years and *just like that*...out of the blue she's blocked me! Never messaged or been negative towards her, liked her posts if I saw them I did like one of vics posts, could that be the problem? But is she really that petty !! For someone who complians about this site, she's driven me here and for no reason.

You are like many I've seen countless people asking in comment sections on her YouTube through the years why they were blocked on instagram! Yes, Lydia’s that petty!! When she was complaining about the guy who did her dream closet all I said was I would be thankful for having a beautiful closet!! Not anything about her complaints just I would love to have it! Lydia comments in a cocky tone something about its beautiful but but when you pay for something as a luxury car and you just get a nice car you didn't get everything you wanted!! I don't understand why me wanting that closet had anything to do with her but she went on the defense! And of course you get the usual people who stick up for her but I didn't even mean anything but she took it out of context and it was about her!! So she does this sort of thing just like someone just commented recently that if she asked for a tear drop boob job it would look more natural people got nasty for someone giving tips and went on the defense when don't girls do this sort of thing suggest things to their girlfriends that work! Of course Lydia puts a heart and comments on someone that was vulgar to the lovely person suggesting that to Lydia to make her boobs not look like a 90's porn star!

 

[Luna252]

I’m always gobsmacked at the amount of wine in her glass. I usually am served a 175ml glass - Lidl’s glass looks like a half a bottle in one serving. No wonder she ends up in a ditch waving at cars.

Love this ‘she ends up in a ditch waving at cars’ Also anyone with any ‘class’ knows that these massive wine glasses aren’t meant to be filled to the brim like this #pisshead #classymyarse

 

[HagueBlue]

*Vlogs from Luxury closet to hold court and proclaim:

“Luxury things don’t bring me joy, it’s the little things in life”

..

The fucking irony

Not that this this bitch would even understand what irony is

Side Note: No, Lydia, ‘The Irony’ isn’t the latest steam press from Vorwerk

I cannot with the stupidity and lack of self awareness. It’s frightening.

 

[Margo Polo]

Is the power couple Ali was talking about…

 

[Wophie]

Ohhh ok it IS new, he's just unimaginative. Gotcha

 

[Milking Keynes]

There's no danger of a pretty editorial from Elsie with that mug! If she is referencing what Frow puts out...and the jealous bint will be all over her competitors' reels without a doubt...then she should ask herself whose career is blossoming, who was in Venice recently and who is working for luxe brands. Elsie was trying to salvage her career in Wales courtesy of her husband and works for Boohoo!

And let’s remind ourselves of Frow’s glorious mag cover - splendid in Dior!

 

[klady]

Go Porter GO!

 

[Opinionsaremyown]

Also Lydia and rosannaetc claiming Chanel handbags aren’t luxuries because they now have taken it upon themselves to think of a Chanel bag as a milestone lol, you can’t change facts. The fact is a Chanel bag is a luxury and not a milestone, milestones are getting promoted at work or your business reaching a stage when you can employe more people, looking at things the way Lydia claims she looks at life, then breathing is a luxury. Every single thing you can do is a luxury as there’s always someone else that cannot do those things but they aren’t luxury’s they are just life and yes people should be grateful they woke up this morning as someone in the world didn’t but still it’s not a luxury. The fact a millionaire is claiming this is so stupid and people go along with her just shows you how dense people are.

Lydia also claiming her sweaty smell greedhouse is the perfect “work spot” out of all the places she has in her house. and because she cannot cook all she can mange to do is cut a cucumber up and put some salt on it with hummus she’s got from Asda. But her garden, and homegrown veg make her so happy, sure they do Lydia maybe if you say it a few more times it might come true Lovely.

 

[Milking Keynes]

That “min” person is always defending Lydia and if it isn’t Lydia herself using a fake name then they really need to get a life. Whoever it is can’t stand anyone saying the truth about Lydia. They need a life.

Weirdly, the ‘defenders’ are the ones responsible for making the comments section aggressive and divisive. I have followed many influencers and never come across anything like this on their platform. Normally, the influencer is very proud and protective of the community he/she values not ready to attack every single comment they don’t agree with.

Plus, if I was a follower, I would be taken aback at how different she is on her vlogs to the manner in which she responds to comments.

 

[Julia123]

I normally hate Lydia and Cawwie posts but I’m bored and I wish they would post some drunken bar videos in watford so we could see the looks on everyone’s faces looking at them lol.

 

[Margo Polo]

I swear they are doing this on purpose. Planning personal trips on the very dates of actual brand trips that she wasn’t invited to so she looks busy but really she’s got nada going on.

She and Cawwie are on their annual girls trip looking for bars… and cough it’s supposedly an espa trip View attachment 744873

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She’s in her old hood but does not no where to go for drinks… oh please, we all know what you are up too.

 

[blue_orchid]

Gotta show off the thigh gap/crotch.

What she doesn't get is that all women will have a thigh gap when they stand with their legs that bloody far apart. So classy of her showing her crotch to her world.

Her only rebuttal though is that other women are jealous. Right. Yes, Lydiot, all us professional women, wish we could post ourselves in our underwear all over the internet. It's so the Dream, isn't it?

Bitch, please.

First, a few days ago, she crams herself in the crudest tight, camel toe showing faux jodhpurs, now she gets down to her underwear and it wasn't even an ad!

I guess this is where she lands when all brands want nothing to do with her. If Intimissimi was working with her, she would have had to tag them. Speaks volumes if even they have dumped her pancake ass.

Love that this is what she's forced to do in her dressing room, whilst we see Frow posing in lovely dresses in the beautiful city of Venice with Armani Beauty. Two polar opposite ends of the spectrum.

Yet she wonders why her peers have surpassed her and brands now avoid her like the plague.

And countdown to her now suddenly tagging Intimissimi, to pretend as though she still has brand work in 3,2,1.......

 

[Milking Keynes]

Wtf is she talking about?
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Whispering Angel? Hic...Are we in the dumpster again stabbing the keyboard....

 

[Allexie01]

She’s doing the ‘blow up sex doll’ lipstick application thingy on purpose now isn’t she? Isn’t she?

 

[shiroyagisan]

The groundbreaking outfits:

Those trousers make her look so short

The contrast between fake tan and the actual tone of her skin underneath...

Spoiler: feet

If only there was some kind of tool you could use for a more even application...

 

[SunAndMoon]

New avatar, anyone?
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Her nipples need their own Instagram account.

 

[LULUA]

Have any of you Tattlers used the preloved luxury site called Fashionphile???? https://www.fashionphile.com/
I have my eyes on a couple of bags and a watch but don't want to pull the trigger if it is hit or miss when it comes to authentic vs fake.

I’ve never used but a lot of people use it and say they’re amazing. It’s actually owned by Neiman Marcus which makes me feel good about it. Im waiting to find something I like on it to try it out too.

She probably meant that she didn't progress at school after age 16/GCSE qualifications.
You usually need A levels to go to university but she managed to get in because she had been working for a few years so was a 'mature' student. She would have had an interview and convinced the university she was capable. They clearly didn't ask her to write anything! I do believe Elsie graduated (even she wouldn't stage a graduation photo) as the university used her in their literature.

My brother in law is a doctor. And he’s the biggest conniving self centered asshole piece of shit I have ever met in my life. Having a degree means nothing. Even if you graduated with honors it just means you’re book smart. He has no social skills, he’s not educated, and his kids are ashamed of him in front of people. So Lydia could have her PHD as far as I’m concerned that won’t mean anything.

 

[coconochanel]

Afternoon my lovelies, Well If I had a magic wand I'd make that awful Elsie disappear and lengthen Ali's trousers, the silly sod 'oh yes he is' . So Elsie aka Lydia uploaded a fashion video styling her new boring Tan HERMES 'oh yes they are!' boots. Pairing them with yes you guessed it the HERMES belt and thinks it goes with every outfit 'oh no it doesn't' well what a twat she looked and apparently Lee Mead has been on the phone, he wants his Robin hood costume back as he's got his rehearsals for the panto coming up! 'oh yes he has!'