Lydia Millen #104 Ahoy me hearties! That #gifted meal made me super farty!

[Miscanthus]

Thanks to our very own queen of one liners @Wophie for the cheery, windy, pirate thread title, which received 66 votes!

It's only right that we bring back @AmaliaLana brilliant pirate image too!

Elsie has been trying to reinvent herself as a fashion influencer now it's Autumn! Unfortunately for her, it's more like Panto season! Elsie....your career's behind you!

There was a flurry of speculation about Nicky and #hairgate but all is calm again.

In other news we amused ourselves with measuring Ali's height against the latest car spec and brick wall!

 

[klady]

Poor Tom Thumb! His pant lengths

 

[Hunevoque2]

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Poor Tom Thumb! His pant lengths

What a mix match or piss match of colors/styles/textures… Do they pay their electricity bills because one could say they get dressed in the dark!

 

[Julia123]

The first 2:30 are just them talking about a wood stick that the dog chews and watching Ali stretch and kiss the dog with Lydia giggling in the background. Um...

Not really content and can I just mention that even though we all love our dog.... I don't watch vlogs to watch people talk to and play with their dogs for 5 minutes.... especially the way teefers and mansplainer do it... now Lydia and Ali are joining in. ugh terrible

@Miscanthus I don't know if you were planning to watch the vlog but please let me know... what the state of these veg beds? They look bad to me but I'm not a gardener.

Here is the bug eaten spinach he's planning to use for breakfast

 

[Hunevoque2]

The first 2:30 are just them talking about a wood stick that the dog chews and watching Ali stretch and kiss the dog with Lydia giggling in the background. Um...

Not really content and can I just mention that even though we all love our dog.... I don't watch vlogs to watch people talk to and play with their dogs for 5 minutes.... especially the way teefers and mansplainer do it... now Lydia and Ali are joining in. ugh terrible

@Miscanthus I don't know if you were planning to watch the vlog but please let me know... what the state of these veg beds? They look bad to me but I'm not a gardener.

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Here is the bug eaten spinach he's planning to use for breakfast
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They just look overgrown and not cared for. What a waste of everything!

 

[sandro37]

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Poor Tom Thumb! His pant lengths

I've never realized how tiny he is
he should wear a normal length pans and shorter jacket to balance off the short legs

 

[SunAndMoon]

Not really content and can I just mention that even though we all love our dog.... I don't watch vlogs to watch people talk to and play with their dogs for 5 minutes.... especially the way teefers and mansplainer do it... now Lydia and Ali are joining in. ugh terrible

The Teefers and Mansplainer dog stuff, especially Teefers (OMG!) is super annoying. Lydia is modeling that. But on a more disturbing note, I’ve noticed that Frow has started doing the stupid Lydia giggle. I watched one of her recent blogs, can’t remember which one, but I noticed she was doing that. Hers was a still-annoying, but somewhat more subtle version of the Lydia giggle that I hate.
Why do they all copy each other?

 

[sandro37]

The first 2:30 are just them talking about a wood stick that the dog chews and watching Ali stretch and kiss the dog with Lydia giggling in the background. Um...

Not really content and can I just mention that even though we all love our dog.... I don't watch vlogs to watch people talk to and play with their dogs for 5 minutes.... especially the way teefers and mansplainer do it... now Lydia and Ali are joining in. ugh terrible

@Miscanthus I don't know if you were planning to watch the vlog but please let me know... what the state of these veg beds? They look bad to me but I'm not a gardener.

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Here is the bug eaten spinach he's planning to use for breakfast

my parents have a garden and I used to help them as a little girl, one can tell that the cabbages are overgrown (old, not for eating anymore)
there is no order in this mess, the veggies are suffocating and possible are struggling to get minerals needed to grow
weed is not plucked

 

[Opinionsaremyown]

The first 2:30 are just them talking about a wood stick that the dog chews and watching Ali stretch and kiss the dog with Lydia giggling in the background. Um...

Not really content and can I just mention that even though we all love our dog.... I don't watch vlogs to watch people talk to and play with their dogs for 5 minutes.... especially the way teefers and mansplainer do it... now Lydia and Ali are joining in. ugh terrible

@Miscanthus I don't know if you were planning to watch the vlog but please let me know... what the state of these veg beds? They look bad to me but I'm not a gardener.

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Here is the bug eaten spinach he's planning to use for breakfast
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It’s a complete mess and always has been. Everything is uncared for but that’s not surprising as Lydia doesn’t enjoy gardening.

 

[CBo]

Wow what a turnaround for Ali. Going from losing followers every single day without fail for over a month,to gaining every day.

I actually had to turn off his vlog. Worst yet and that's saying something!!

 

[Lola Faith]

They just look overgrown and not cared for. What a waste of everything!

Are they weeds or vegetables? They look like weeds to me.

Going to try and watch Ali's vlog soon, but his last instagram post is hilarious, those bloody suede loafer things again, short trousers, and a huge man bag that is no doubt empty!

Oh and Tamara just got a tan Birkin haha!

 

[Miscanthus]

The first 2:30 are just them talking about a wood stick that the dog chews and watching Ali stretch and kiss the dog with Lydia giggling in the background. Um...

Not really content and can I just mention that even though we all love our dog.... I don't watch vlogs to watch people talk to and play with their dogs for 5 minutes.... especially the way teefers and mansplainer do it... now Lydia and Ali are joining in. ugh terrible

@Miscanthus I don't know if you were planning to watch the vlog but please let me know... what the state of these veg beds? They look bad to me but I'm not a gardener.

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Here is the bug eaten spinach he's planning to use for breakfast
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Yikes! It's a difficult time of the year and we haven't had a very good summer but, from what I can see it looks very neglected. Vegetables have flowered and bolted, there are plenty of weeds, nothing has been protected from birds, there is pest damage......
The bed with the strawberries (?) looks strange..... the soil is heaped up and there is no straw or netting.
I think we guessed that she wouldn't take to gardening. I would be very surprised if she replaces the beds. It's a lot of work. I predict she gets rid of them.

 

[coconochanel]

Afternoon my lovelies, Well If I had a magic wand I'd make that awful Elsie disappear and lengthen Ali's trousers, the silly sod 'oh yes he is' . So Elsie aka Lydia uploaded a fashion video styling her new boring Tan HERMES 'oh yes they are!' boots. Pairing them with yes you guessed it the HERMES belt and thinks it goes with every outfit 'oh no it doesn't' well what a twit she looked and apparently Lee Mead has been on the phone, he wants his Robin hood costume back as he's got his rehearsals for the panto coming up! 'oh yes he has!'

 

[Julia123]

Wow what a turnaround for Ali. Going from losing followers every single day without fail for over a month,to gaining every day.

I actually had to turn off his vlog. Worst yet and that's saying something!!

Shameful!

So it's interesting that Ali spends quite a few minutes detailing all that they did over the weekend. ALL of it was having drinks, walking to the pub, meeting up with friends, going to a car show, drinks with friends, blah blah. So, not sure how Lydia got 25k in before Monday unless she did literally strap her watch to porter on Friday night, lol

 

[K18]

I'm sorry but there is no way Lydia is running in Ali's video wearing that flimsy looking crop top. Even her bolt-ons need more support than those tiny straps

 

[shiroyagisan]

We know exactly what happened

Because you clearly went with your only friend

Who spilled all the beans

You were only invited to the Elemis launch

Dear God no, not another Hermès basket bag
She's going to fill this with her "autumn harvest"

 

[klady]

Porter IS NOT interested in protecting you, Lidl. If delusional was a person!

 

[Margo Polo]

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We know exactly what happened
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Because you clearly went with your only friend
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Who spilled all the beans
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You were only invited to the Elemis launch
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Dear God no, not another Hermès basket bag

She's going to fill this with her "autumn harvest"

I sure hope she wore her ugliest of ugly outfits today, the one she showed this morning where she forgot to put on pants.

 

[Opinionsaremyown]

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Porter IS NOT interested in protecting you, Lidl. If delusional was a person!

He clearly doesn’t race out the door as in the video he stopped walking and you told him to “come on”. Delusions off the scale.

 

[Miscanthus]

Meanwhile Ali is at The Shard in London with Boss for the GQ awards.

Is that a filter Ali?