Luisa Zissman #7 thin as a rake, PT’s a fake, only loves Andrew for what she can take

[jellybathjeep]

Now she’s saying she has broken her back… wonder how that has happened? From the palladium surely?

 

[Loveallthegossip]

St Barths now.

Without the kids. Pippa Middleton was there this week and in DM so is Luisa hoping to get in as well.

 

[AlmondButter123]

Don't listen to their podcast but jesus she's got some front making out she works harder than everyone else. She spends her days riding horses, going to the gym and flower arranging!

being so busy she makes outfits for bloody ducks ffs

 

[wizardora]

I still can’t understand the need for 15 staff in your house

It’s huge, gardeners, security, cleaners, Nannies..

 

[Its_Me]

It’s so extravagant, it’s not even a “big” birthday, I’ve literally never heard of anyone having a party for their 37th birthday

I didn’t even realise it was for her birthday! I don’t know what I thought it was in aid of but that somehow makes it so much worse

 

[Phil Anne Throw Pee]

loool idk why I’m being asked this question but answering in case you legit want to chat about it? Luisa having Carrie’s address is hardly something beyond the realms of possibility, it’s also totally independent variable to her posting a nanny job spec from the same county.

People are rly doing mental gymnastics here but the most worrying thing is people believe an ex PM is hiring a nanny for £40k off Insta, Jesus Christ we’ve had two MPs murdered in the last decade and are in a period of unprecedented & worsening global instability but yes I’m sure they’re happy for anyone to have full access to their children and home lol.

Whoever it is you would assume they would get watertight references, screening, online checks, enhanced DBS as a minimum, just because that's not mentioned in the ad doesn't mean statutory checks won't be carried out.

 

[Cat87]

Wow

 

[GBNI]

Why is that poor horse always in a double??

 

[Debarkle]

Is she advertising for Boris’ nanny?
high profile, three kids (with Carrie) and Oxfordshire

 

[Member]

Looking for a nanny for a friend..sounds like a nanny Luissa would require leaving her to live her best life travelling, riding and partying!

It’s always the same email address too

 

[Tigercat55]

She looked lovely the night before her wedding

 

[SunshineRae]

She wishes these were her hubby

 

[Loveallthegossip]

They weren't invited to her hen I don't think. I wonder if imo just got them involved because Luisa kept going on about it

 

[Loveallthegossip]

Isn't her best friend Leah a Dr for skin why is she asking for recommendations on a serum surely she could just ask her friend who she is always advertising.
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I think she did back in the old days of Loose Lips, because that’s how I even became aware of it.
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Just a sexy vid that was meant for her husband’s eyes only but ended up on porn hub. It was creepy because she talks in a baby voice.

How did it get leaked?

 

[AlmondButter123]

Jesus. Obviously everyone’s bodies are different but the only person I know who has broken their back is now a permanent wheelchair user who’ll never walk unaided again so this is seriously shockingly bad. Even worse when you consider she was under 1:1 guidance of “professional” trainers.

At least she’ll get to see how good the NHS are in dealing with life limiting situations, fingers crossed she’ll stop spreading misinformation/scare mongering on that front.

She will likely be getting private healthcare. She bleats on about it enough.

 

[Cat87]

I'm going to take a wild guess that she's going to be perceived as someone who cannot stand her own children

I wonder why?!!!

 

[Cat87]

Cringe

 

[LividLalji]

Does Anna have a thread? I find her far more irritating than Luisa. Such a try hard

Yes she does, here’s the link https://tattle.life/threads/anna-williamson.1085/

 

[lifeIsBetterInVilaSol]

How old is Dixie?

I seem to remember she’s 13. She will be 14 this year

 

[Ponponpon]

Are we really supposed to believe she's never owned or used an electric toothbrush?