Luisa Zissman #3 Insta ads coming thick and fast, now nobody even listens to the podcast

[Blonde123]

Oh for fucks sake, more horses in the sand today! BORING.

Has her husband ever had to work in Dubai before? It’s all very suspicious.

Probably, I think he set up an insurance company in Ireland (a very big one!) and so wouldn’t be surprised if he worked over there occasionally given its a financial hub (mainly due to being tax free)

 

[Firefliesaremagic]

Her face doesn’t move in those stories, and she’s so puffy that she looks like she’s got the mumps.

 

[Milliehaha123]

She’s had a tit load of Botox and filler injected into her face. Prob after her heavy night last night

 

[AlmondButter123]

I don’t think she’s had anything done, just using a filter when videoing.

She’s put a post on her grid outlining their going out for Jess’ bday and she’s said ‘sorry it wasn’t the one you hoped’. She had a birthday and a night out in Dubai, I don’t think she was that hard done by given that if she was in UK, like most people with birthdays, she would have been subjected to a lockdown birthday where she would have done sweet FA. Bizarrely, Jess is also wearing the same shoes as Hilda. Awks.

 

[Treesy19]

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This is Nanny Jess’s rant. She’s clearly NOT a qualified teacher, saying she doesn’t get a ‘frill’ out of writing horrible things. It’s a ‘thrill’ Jess. Clearly the midwifery course doesn’t require any writing skills

Hilarious that. Jess, lovely, I know I’m happy. Like others, I pop on to Tattle for the sheer entertainment - you see, on Instagram people like you get to delete stuff where they’re called out but here it’s discussed and remains. You choose to be public and so crave attention so don’t be surprised if you are called out on stuff. Yes, there are always going to be some people on here who are a bit nasty (I’ve seen comments here and there) but 99% of what I’ve seen and read on Tattle is simply discussing the sheer rubbish that people like you post. Undisclosed ads. Braggers. Begging brands.

The funniest thing with all these celebs/influencers addressing tattle is that they AWAYS say people post here are sad, unhappy, bored, unfulfilled etc when actually that’s not the case at all!

Coming onto this website to read the goss isn’t really too different to reading gossip magazines or the celeb pages of Daily Mail. Yes we can all discuss it here but I don’t believe none of them gossip about things going on, it’s just this forum puts it all in one place!

I for one have a full time job that I love, a lovely partner and a nice home. I’m not unhappy or unfulfilled, just enjoy reading the threads and everyone’s opinions.

The real reason they hate Tattle is because their “brands” are built on the persona that they put across on their social media, so they can’t stand people commenting on the fact that a lot of the time it’s all fake bullshit!

I totally agree - I used to buy the celeb mags in my teens and twenties. It’s all about Tattle now.

She’s set her account to private now Jess dear, that’s probably the best move you’ve made. Well done. But will it last, will you crave the attention, it remains to be seen.

 

[Coco1]

I’ve unfollowed her now. Imagine posting photos out with your nanny/friend saying “sorry it’s not the bday you wanted”, from Dubai in a bleeping restaurant lol when practically all of her followers are at home.

I’ve heard that it’s pretty bad in Dubai now but because their government don’t care about their residents, they are keeping tourism and stuff open because they need the cash, It’s sickening really.

 

[Albertsmum]

So nice to know that after 1290 deaths yesterday, 1820 on Wednesday and 1610 on Tuesday luisa is living her best life. Nothing like saying a complete duck you to all hard working NHS workers and people who are losing family members to covid. She claims she doesn't want to post pictures of her holiday yet she does. I understand that she has to post to stay relevant but why can't she put a picture up of her cooking dinner or helping her home school her children instead of putting up pictures of her horseriding, skiing (lol like she can actually ski) and going for a night out. I find it completely insulting to all the poor people who are suffering from covid, be it the poor NHS staff, people who are ill or people losing jobs.
We all understand that her husband can't stay in the UK all year round but have some sympathy for other people who are finding life really hard right now. Let's face it her husband was always out the country and she didn't go with him the other times.
Its a shame because I use to really like her and loved her podcast and now I honestly cannot stand her.

 

[AlmondButter123]

Agree that she’s never followed him on work before, I would have thought as long as he left his bank card at home (the true love of her life) she’s be glad to not have to pretend to love him for months on end! Maybe her having gone with him is to demonstrate how ‘blissfully happy’ they are.

 

[Milliehaha123]

Aw yeah poor Jess, it must be really tit going to an actual restaurant and being able to celebrate whilst on holiday, heart breaking.
Hilda actually makes my toes curl, feel like she encompasses everything about mutton dressed as lamb also why does she follow Luisa everywhere? I am really close to my mum too but it’s like she lives in her pocket!

 

[GoldSilver]

Aw yeah poor Jess, it must be really tit going to an actual restaurant and being able to celebrate whilst on holiday, heart breaking.
Hilda actually makes my toes curl, feel like she encompasses everything about mutton dressed as lamb also why does she follow Luisa everywhere? I am really close to my mum too but it’s like she lives in her pocket!

Agree about Hilda always being with Luisa. Luisa’s parents have a lack of self respect. Who would choose to rely on their Son in law for everything.

 

[Albertsmum]

Agree that she’s never followed him on work before, I would have thought as long as he left his bank card at home (the true love of her life) she’s be glad to not have to pretend to love him for months on end! Maybe her having gone with him is to demonstrate how ‘blissfully happy’ they are.

I feel sorry for her husband. It must be so embarrassing to work so hard and then have your wife prostitute herself to companies for some free make up and a thermomix

 

[Chattymamabear]

I’ve unfollowed her now. Imagine posting photos out with your nanny/friend saying “sorry it’s not the bday you wanted”, from Dubai in a bleeping restaurant lol when practically all of her followers are at home.

I’ve heard that it’s pretty bad in Dubai now but because their government don’t care about their residents, they are keeping tourism and stuff open because they need the cash, It’s sickening really.

yep my friend has lived in Dubai for the last 5 years. She said everything is open as normal for tourism as it’s all money there. Most of her family have had Covid this month. It’s rife there but because everything is open all these idiots from this country are flying there thinking it’s a free for all and totally safe. No it’s not, their government just don’t care. They were barely locked Down- just a couple weeks in the first wave. This does not mean Covid doesn’t exist there

 

[GoldSilver]

I feel sorry for her husband. It must be so embarrassing to work so hard and then have your wife prostitute herself to companies for some free make up and a thermomix

I bet Luisa would panic and delete loads of stuff if her husband said he was going to start using Social Media

 

[mrtumble]

All those bleeping morons (including Luisa and her ex bezzie Rach) harping on about how dubai had got the virus under control. It's a bleeping virus, you don't 'control' it. Its sole purpose is to multiply, and where there are people mixing it will multiply. Look at all the tennis players in Australia. They all tested negative before flying out but loads of them have tested positive since and now they're all having to quarantine in hotel rooms. I think they're starting to shut bars and restaurants in dubai now? Is that right? That'll be fun.

 

[Milliehaha123]

All those bleeping morons (including Luisa and her ex bezzie Rach) harping on about how dubai had got the virus under control. It's a bleeping virus, you don't 'control' it. Its sole purpose is to multiply, and where there are people mixing it will multiply. Look at all the tennis players in Australia. They all tested negative before flying out but loads of them have tested positive since and now they're all having to quarantine in hotel rooms. I think they're starting to shut bars and restaurants in dubai now? Is that right? That'll be fun.

This 100%. She literally said in her own words 'it's a lot safer here for my high risk dad, they've done a much better job at controlling it'
There's a lot of things I have/can say about her but ultimately I didn't think she was stupid. This is just a ridiculously dumb statement and really makes me question her intelligence. The virus is hugely contagious and rife wherever it is - it isn't less of an issue in Dubai - they just have kept the numbers and deaths censored so that they don't destroy their tourism industry. Spreading a message like that is not only stupid but also irresponsible to all of her followers. I hope Dubai gets shut down and flights cancelled - enjoy yourself then Luisa!

 

[Chattymamabear]

All those bleeping morons (including Luisa and her ex bezzie Rach) harping on about how dubai had got the virus under control. It's a bleeping virus, you don't 'control' it. Its sole purpose is to multiply, and where there are people mixing it will multiply. Look at all the tennis players in Australia. They all tested negative before flying out but loads of them have tested positive since and now they're all having to quarantine in hotel rooms. I think they're starting to shut bars and restaurants in dubai now? Is that right? That'll be fun.

she’s so thick if she thinks that. Maybe with all the socialising she’s done out there she’ll catch it

 

[Burgh Gal]

Do you reckon if Dubai had to shut restaurants and bars she'd be desperately trying to come back to the UK? Then she'd struggle to hide the lie of going away to not be separated from her husband and everyone would know it was purely just because she wanted to still be able to go out and not be told what she can and can't do.

 

[birdiefly246]

We all knew it was duck all to do with her husband's work. I don't doubt that Andrew is working, but likelihood is, she heard he was going to Dubai where all the influencers have been partying and thought "duck it I'm going as well". She went cause she could essentially still live her regular pre-covid life out there. I actually don't even care about that genuinely. They've got the money for it so crack on. Yes it's irresponsible but it's not my life. My issue is, just own it. Don't act like you're doing it cause you're Maria Vonn Trapp. You don't want to "keep the family together" cause you have multiple nannies who care for the kids.

 

[Coco1]

It’s funny because we all know that if she hadn’t gone to Dubai then she’d be on the podcast and Instagram complaining, and rightly so, about all the head influencers who flew there in December and earlier this month.

 

[PinkFigs]

Agree about Hilda always being with Luisa. Luisa’s parents have a lack of self respect. Who would choose to rely on their Son in law for everything.

I’ve noticed that with quite a few instagrammers with wealthy husbands, the wife’s family are total hangers on. Usually the wife’s mother is rough looking but poses for selfies in swimsuits with their daughter