Lucy Mountain

[hellogrrrl]

I don't know if it's just me, it probably is but everything about her is starting to really grate on me. She comes across so condescending. The way she speaks, the way she moves her mouth, her blatant performative activism only when it suits her. She's just obnoxious to me.

Yep. Agreed. And I used to worship at the Lucy altar… Just seen she’s off to Glasto now after what looked like a separate getaway only days earlier: really living the “influencer” life now isn’t she, not even slightly relatable.

Also side note, someone asked her why she drinks diet Monster if she’s anti diet culture (because she “prefers the taste” apparently): no love, it’s because Lucy is just as obsessed with being thin as she always was.

 

[thepantsqueen]

Well it helps you're a conventionally slim woman for a start

 

[qwerty1996]

No one is going to parklife and not taking drugs lmao

 

[thepantsqueen]

so I have to be honest, I downloaded her app and signed up for it for a month and I’m glad I only did it for a month. The app is genuinely so poorly laid out and the junior guide for example, is not user friendly to people new to exercise. Her workouts would benefit from speak along videos you could use whilst you work your shit out but it’s kind of embarassing fumbling around in the gym trying to work out what she’s doing from your small phone screen.
I think the app had a good premise and we need more exercise/workouts that aren’t calorie based but she’s so far past the mark on this one, I found the app really user unfriendly.

 

[Member]

What an awful tattoo!!

 

[Imah]

I really like her stories & Instagram posts and in some ways can really relate to her. She seems lovely.

However, on the podcast it’s quite often she goes against what she preaches, particularly when it comes to body image and men. The dating episode shocked me, I think we can all look on past mistakes but she talks a lot about the things she did to impress the skater guy she was only seeing a few months ago despite pushing her ‘feminist’ agenda for quite a while now LOL.

 

[Imah]

I wonder if this solo trip she is supposedly on is actually a solo trip or something she booked with a guy and has been dumped on…

 

[Apples87]

As anyone actually used her app? There's zero way to see what you're getting up front. She keeps talking about how it's different, but never goes into the details of how exactly.

I use the current app and I used the old Aflete guide as well. The app is good, I have had issues barely ever (and I use a 5 year old iPhone 8 ). I’ve recommended it to a friend and she really likes it too. There’s no weird exercises that make you feel like a dickhead and if you’re consistent you do get actual strength gains, I actually look forward to upper body now and I can do proper bench presses now.
Recipes are good and easy too. I know this is a gossip site but people who don’t like it must be either the wrong target (ie prefer hiit or glute exercises or not exercising) or are literally just being mad for the sake of being mad.
I’ve been a gym goer for years and it’s just a good, solid strength plan that works for most people.

 

[soph30]

It looks like she’s deleted her instagram account?

Not surprised, she's talentless, approaching mid thirties and still waffling on about diet culture like it's 2017

 

[kissfm]

Lmao at this !

guess the nobs sub is gonna get a major discount as a desperate attempt to not lose the die hard stans

 

[hmsizzle]

I don’t! Give me some hints.

There was some kick off about a message she had on a manicure she posted. She would post incessantly about every aspect of her life and it was always very dramatic and largely due to her not being very bright.

 

[lmcn23]

Does anyone else think she has split up with the new boyfriend? She’s been really sad for a week or two now

I think you’ve got it spot on! Did her live workout in today and those were defo the vibes I got, hope she’s ok

 

[emily287]

Maybe like a forum inside the nobs app where only subbed members can participate? I’m honestly a bit weirded out she’s not said almost anything about the nobs group closing down on insta? I was expecting some screenshots of tattle and tons of “sending all nobs love” or something

Hahaha, might restart my membership to get in on that. How the hell can they regulate something like that anyway?

Tbh I'm 100% sure that Lucy is reading this, whether it's through her obsessed followers screenshotting and sending them to her (to those ppl, you are literally a walking credit card to her, no seriously, she has no loyalty to you) or if she's on here herself. she thrives off stuff like this clearly, however she's not totally stupid and would know that no good would come from posting screenshots of this.

 

[so_u_thinkimskinnyyy]

A few had suggested a thread for her

 

[thepantsqueen]

However I don’t have an issue with her models not being ‘societal norms’, I think that’s great and would be inclusive, however it’s twisted by the fact that she ONLY uses POC / disabled / fat models for her own benefit and that couldn’t be clearer ! She never posts about fat activism or BLM (except maybe for a day or two last year? When it was ‘trendy’ to be posting about it) Using models that aren’t the traditional white, slim cookie cutter is a really cool thing to do but she’s clearly doing it to get clicks etc which I HATE

This is exactly how I see it too

 

[kissfm]

Regardless of what this is trying to get at, I think it’s quite insensitive to even jokingly use weight loss as a marketing tool for her app?! Again doesn’t fit with her branding or the Nobs ethos of the past at all, may be (dare I say it) triggering for a number of her followers?!

I thought the same and completely agree like I get it’s a joke and all but i think it’s stupid as fuck?? I don’t think it was worth the pun at allll

 

[Londoncailín]

How will the girlies ask all their stupid fucking questions now

They may even have to have some independent thoughts and form their own opinion on topics without their cult leader

 

[anom1289]

Sadly totally out of budget for me, even with my nobs discount. But I wish her all the success with it!

I could technically afford it but I really don’t like the idea of having a subscription to a fitness guide/app, feels like there will never be a good time to leave the subscription. At least with the pre purchased guides I can repeat them for free

 

[Dogleggedhat]

I'm still dying to know why her and dan broke up lol. They had just moved into that huge (and probably mad expensive) apartment after launching a fitness app together. Seemed super sudden.

Tell me about it! They announced they were a couple (and had been for a few years) then a few weeks later they were done? So strange.

 

[thepantsqueen]

I haven't seen what this one has been up to in ages and now I see she's popped up on TikTok as a ADHD grifter