It was closed early since we had to go to Tesco'sWhere was the poll?!?
Where was the poll?!?
FunnyIt was closed early since we had to go to Tesco's
AmazingTl:dr bad reviews keep coming in on trustpilot for our plucky entrepreneur, Lucy. Rather than taking them gracefully - or fixing the quality issues - they decided to report all the negative reviews in an attempt to get them removed on the site. After reporting all those reviews, she probably was overwhelmed by the amount of work she had to do and took refuge by drinking prosecco in her tin bath.
The community group was shut in January which caused all the "lockets" to amble aimlessly around facebook searching for a new home while they waited for it to be reopened "in February". Non-oversharers were glad of this because it meant their feeds would no longer feature quite as many children that they didn't care about or legging-eating vaginas. Sadly, it appears that the previously named Lockets Assemble (now Lovers of Leggings Assemble) may be fatally infected by the "Locketeers" as the phrases "powered by lockets", and "locket down" have been sighted.
A new collaboration with Dianne from Strictly Come Dancing was announced and will be on sale in the next few days. The patterns are uninspiring and shockingly have nothing to do with dancing or seemingly Dianne in general, which seems like a missed marketing opportunity for the world's greatest small business owner and her designer.
Finally, we find ourselves wondering if she's ever uttered the words "Cracking cheese, Gromit".
Did I miss anything?
I may have peed my pantsFinally, we find ourselves wondering if she's ever uttered the words "Cracking cheese, Gromit".
Did I miss anything?
It was just on some random persons twitter account I believeWhere was the poll?!?
Where was the poll?!?
After they posted asking people to give them good reviews on trustpilot, they had a weekend where they decided to switch the rules so that Lucy would stop sharing her personal life, stop allowing photos of kids, and they would "censor fewer posts" to allow quality issue posts through, which actually seemed to result in their social media people taking a break so they didn't have to approve posts. This was apparently in an effort to placate the bad reviews, spoiler alert: it didn't work. Then they posted a poll where the majority of the group said they hadn't noticed a difference or downright didn't care, Lucy and co took offense and decided to lock the poll comments "because they had to go out and couldn't moderate it".Why was the main group shut down? I was never in it so I don't know what went on
Was it just everyone leaving bad reviews?
I really think they’re scared of wrath from the great LA or hoping for a freebie as she used to share how generous she was!I had a thought. Difficult to believe I know. But why do people keeping saying "only selling cos I'm downsizing etc?" Do they Licky is going to shout at them? Never seen anyone state crap like that selling anywhere else.
Glad you said that. I thought it was just me and I should seek helpI really feel bad saying this but seeing Lucy's face just makes me want to punch her. Her face is so punch-able.
Surprised they write it to be honest. proper sheeple know you can’t mention weight loss *trigger*I had a thought. Difficult to believe I know. But why do people keeping saying "only selling cos I'm downsizing etc?" Do they Licky is going to shout at them? Never seen anyone state crap like that selling anywhere else.
HilariousIt was just on some random persons twitter account I believe
This print kinda reminds me of bananas in pyjamas or Andy Pandy
Don’t forget that we’re all heartless bitches who want to bring Saint Lucy down according to the Licky Lovers.Tl:dr bad reviews keep coming in on trustpilot for our plucky entrepreneur, Lucy. Rather than taking them gracefully - or fixing the quality issues - they decided to report all the negative reviews in an attempt to get them removed on the site. After reporting all those reviews, she probably was overwhelmed by the amount of work she had to do and took refuge by drinking prosecco in her tin bath.
The community group was shut in January which caused all the "lockets" to amble aimlessly around facebook searching for a new home while they waited for it to be reopened "in February". Non-oversharers were glad of this because it meant their feeds would no longer feature quite as many children that they didn't care about or legging-eating vaginas. Sadly, it appears that the previously named Lockets Assemble (now Lovers of Leggings Assemble) may be fatally infected by the "Locketeers" as the phrases "powered by lockets", and "locket down" have been sighted.
A new collaboration with Dianne from Strictly Come Dancing was announced and will be on sale in the next few days. The patterns are uninspiring and shockingly have nothing to do with dancing or seemingly Dianne in general, which seems like a missed marketing opportunity for the world's greatest small business owner and her designer.
Finally, we find ourselves wondering if she's ever uttered the words "Cracking cheese, Gromit".
Did I miss anything?
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