Tl:dr bad reviews keep coming in on trustpilot for our plucky entrepreneur, Lucy. Rather than taking them gracefully - or fixing the quality issues - they decided to report all the negative reviews in an attempt to get them removed on the site. After reporting all those reviews, she probably was overwhelmed by the amount of work she had to do and took refuge by drinking prosecco in her tin bath.
The community group was shut in January which caused all the "lockets" to amble aimlessly around facebook searching for a new home while they waited for it to be reopened "in February". Non-oversharers were glad of this because it meant their feeds would no longer feature quite as many children that they didn't care about or legging-eating vaginas. Sadly, it appears that the previously named Lockets Assemble (now Lovers of Leggings Assemble) may be fatally infected by the "Locketeers" as the phrases "powered by lockets", and "locket down" have been sighted.
A new collaboration with Dianne from Strictly Come Dancing was announced and will be on sale in the next few days. The patterns are uninspiring and shockingly have nothing to do with dancing or seemingly Dianne in general, which seems like a missed marketing opportunity for the world's greatest small business owner and her designer.
Finally, we find ourselves wondering if she's ever uttered the words "Cracking cheese, Gromit".
Did I miss anything?
The community group was shut in January which caused all the "lockets" to amble aimlessly around facebook searching for a new home while they waited for it to be reopened "in February". Non-oversharers were glad of this because it meant their feeds would no longer feature quite as many children that they didn't care about or legging-eating vaginas. Sadly, it appears that the previously named Lockets Assemble (now Lovers of Leggings Assemble) may be fatally infected by the "Locketeers" as the phrases "powered by lockets", and "locket down" have been sighted.
A new collaboration with Dianne from Strictly Come Dancing was announced and will be on sale in the next few days. The patterns are uninspiring and shockingly have nothing to do with dancing or seemingly Dianne in general, which seems like a missed marketing opportunity for the world's greatest small business owner and her designer.
Finally, we find ourselves wondering if she's ever uttered the words "Cracking cheese, Gromit".
Did I miss anything?
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Now, I have a fair few pairs of Lockets, and I do really like the actives as they work for my shape. However, I've not bought any for months now, as I've been put off by all the complaints about dodgy sizing since Halloween, and the constant introduction of new items rather than rectifying problems with what should be (in my opinion) the main part of the business. What REALLY got me the other day though, was the response to someone asking why some of the newly released tops didn't go past a size 16. 'The manufacturer doesn't make them any bigger'. Whaaaaaat? You pride yourself on being size-inclusive! Why would you bother ordering a batch then? Shouldn't you be telling the manufacturer that that goes against who you are and what your business is about? I did comment asking this but it was deleted with no response. Does that surprise anyone?
