Tl:dr bad reviews keep coming in on trustpilot for our plucky entrepreneur, Lucy. Rather than taking them gracefully - or fixing the quality issues - they decided to report all the negative reviews in an attempt to get them removed on the site. After reporting all those reviews, she probably was overwhelmed by the amount of work she had to do and took refuge by drinking prosecco in her tin bath.
The community group was shut in January which caused all the "lockets" to amble aimlessly around facebook searching for a new home while they waited for it to be reopened "in February". Non-oversharers were glad of this because it meant their feeds would no longer feature quite as many children that they didn't care about or legging-eating vaginas. Sadly, it appears that the previously named Lockets Assemble (now Lovers of Leggings Assemble) may be fatally infected by the "Locketeers" as the phrases "powered by lockets", and "locket down" have been sighted.
A new collaboration with Dianne from Strictly Come Dancing was announced and will be on sale in the next few days. The patterns are uninspiring and shockingly have nothing to do with dancing or seemingly Dianne in general, which seems like a missed marketing opportunity for the world's greatest small business owner and her designer.
Finally, we find ourselves wondering if she's ever uttered the words "Cracking cheese, Gromit".
Did I miss anything?
