Lucy Jessica Carter #5 Had more kids for a photo prop, daily servings of inedible slop

[grumpycat]

Her interior style is awful, the bizarre 3 panels on the wall in the living room and I don’t get the weird dining seating, the kitchen is much too narrow for it

 

[nym3ria]

copying this from the last thread bc its finished lol

so I've just counted, she has done EIGHT baby/kids routines in the past 5 months.

EIGHT.

 

[Lillymackenzie99000777]

So she’s advertising makeup showing us how it looks but puts a filter on it so we can’t even see what it actually looks like it looks like she’s pretending to even put it on makes no sense to put a filter on when your showing what the product looks like on

 

[Hk85]

Her and those kids nails

 

[Fairypop]

I wonder why they gave their dog to Jordan’s parents

Probably wasn’t content with minecraft & an iPad

 

[Living doll]

Wow indeed that huge parsnip looks like a canoe boat sinking in that river of gravy

 

[Fridgepicker]

U know what really bugs me this is petty as fuck but

i hate how all Lucy’s fingernails are all different lengths, like some are mega long and others really short

just cut them all and let them grow together I don’t know

 

[Fcm23]

I keep posting about the same thing but I can’t comprehend why with the two of them at home all day, every day they have to feed the babies lying down.

It’s not hard, take one baby each, feed then wind, upright! When my girl had suspected reflux we winded after every 1/2 ounces. It’s such lazy parenting, obviously not putting the babies needs first AT ALL.

 

[Trampoline]

It looks like meatballs in Korma sauce with rice pudding

 

[Rippedjeanmaybe]

I think I’d be fed up being married to either of them coz they’re both honestly so boring

They really are aren’t they! They both just speak so monotone, it’s like having a conversation with Dory from finding Nemo!

 

[Lozza0710]

I knew this is mean but have been thinking this lately. Does Jordan look at her two older sisters and Wonder if that’s what he’s got in store for him in the next couple of years??

 

[Victoria sponge cake]

What a load of lies this is! Tell me one person that can actually understand what GBJ is saying other than Lucy? How can she be in so much denial about his speech? It make me feel so sad for him

 

[Collydolly]

Is it just me who finds LJC resorting to Meldrum tactics as insulting? She follows very few POC on Insta, yet has to make herself relevant and try to cash in on the BLM movement by reposting Deborah. F off Lucy.

I am a mixed race woman and I find her posts patronizing, she never mentioned any of these murders or the unfairness these people had suffered before but now it's in tbe media she is plastering it all over her insta.
Sometimes saying nothing looks better than saying too much.

She is the type of person who would say ``I am not racist I follow black people on insta``

 

[capriallie]

So they’re supposed to be off to France end of the month and doesn’t even have passports for the babies is she really that daft

You can’t get gifted Passports ffs

Why did she book flights without having their passports sorted first

 

[EdgyLegend]

Prob hoping they would get the tacky balloon arch gifted like Con`s girly sleepover birthday!

I dont mind jordan in all fairness, he seems a lot more natural with the kids than she does.
Think he is a good dad to them.
If I had to leave my kids for the day would one of them I would pick him!

I wouldn't say he is such a good dad, he allows his children to be used online for advertising, has clear favourites, and is as guilty as Lucy in failing to address Jesse's speech problems, leaves the boys dumped in front of screens or even cut the babys nails! They aren't Saccone-Joly abusive or Ingram exploitive, but neither should be seen as parents to aspire to.

 

[Sloth]

I just can’t comprehend why she feeds them lying down. No wonder they have reflux. What a lazy mother. She has no idea how to parent.

Why would you feed any baby lying down never mind a reflux baby?? Choking risk! Absolute moron

 

[BURRRGAAAAAAAH]

Does anyone else think of a fart when you hear her say ROOTY TOOTY?

 

[Dont swipe up!]

Still uploading more photos from previous holidays on her stories, she honestly has no shame! Lucy if you want to go on holiday, stop buying hauls of unnecessary clothes every week, support the travel industry you love so much by paying yourself and go!

It’s so bloody embarrassing isn’t it!!
As mentioned above I can’t believe how many times she has posted about THAT turkey holiday!!
The same story but worded abit differently each time but the end story is about her feeling so rough pregnant with the twins!!
Does she think that now warrants a free gifted holiday after her last awfull holiday?!
No Lucy
What does warrant a gifted free all inclusive holiday is all the NHS and key workers who have worked throughout this deathly pandemic putting there lives at risk!!
Not you love

 

[gee13]

Blimey looks like someone needs to rethink what size top they need

 

[Emmalouise1973]

Surely all the sheep that follow the likes of The Carters are the same ones that love Katie Price, The Essex lot...basically all the chavs! I wish they would replace ‘influence’ with what it actually is, sales! The are there to sell to you. Lucy is horrendous doing ADs, so plastic and fake.