Don't tempt fate pleeeeaseAt least we're not hearing you're going on a date this year
EDIT. I spoke too soon
Love Island UK 2022 #2
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Liam slumping around feeling sorry for himself is boring af
I mean heโs good looking but Iโve seen better
Not the date chants again 
Luca is obsessed with Davide 
Tbh I would let them circle me like a cult and I would twerk in the middle. If we're gonna do this chant, at least make it funNooooo dont start the going on a date chant again
Gemma looked like she was being forced on the date. Face like a Slapped arse
LI is the only thing I watch with ads. Those children looked creepy!
He reminds me of that good looking bloke that's always at your local nightclub, and you just know he's riddled and been with anything that breathes.
Some of my favourite dates have involved squeezing lemons.
This is gonna be awkward 
She has no chat whatsoeverThis is gonna be awkward
I'm not into dates without newbies, boring boring boring.
This is awful viewing
Happy at home with her horses and daddyโs allowance 
I just realise who Lucas ex is. She paid for his Turkey teef
The thing is this half montone half smile crap they are giving us. Is how fun Davide and Gemma are. Boring people who rely on their looks.
Gemma's first question is about families because she's hoping he'll speak to one of the other lads and one of them will be a Michael Owen fanboy who starts to add all the info together
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