I read this and thought you were...I think poor Callum may the first to go. I reckon Amber will graft Fury and he’ll pick her. The new dancer guy is a bit of a melt but he gets to pick a girl so I take it the guy who’s left goes?
Graft, melt?! Ive just noticed how I’ve automatically started speaking the love island language again
The brother has already been in Joe and Dianne’s vlog bugging him up.Ooh he’s strictly AJ’s brother I’ve just twigged
That’s sooooo cringeThe brother has already been in Joe and Dianne’s vlog bugging him up.
So cringe
It’s such a ridiculous word, it’s certainly worked getting everyone talking. She definitely is getting a lot of air timeThe production team are MUGGING HER OFF* Getting her to push this bevvy line.
You just know it’s so Twitter reacts
*island lingo
Which instantly makes her.... not a bevAmber is absolutely beautiful, such a stunning girl.
But doesn't she bloody know it!
Coming across like a right witch when she was talking to Callum about sunglasses weren't she!
Blonde that isn’t Laura from last year"blonde" that isn't Laura from last year
Blonde surfer girl
I don't know who the other blonde is?!
Blonde 1: Lucie aka BEVVIE SURFERNo offence to blondes.
I’m getting confused by the blondes...
“Blonde 1”
“Blonde 2”
“That dancing dude that isn’t AJ”
“That Hannah Montana fan”
Which instantly makes her.... not a bev [emoji849]
Right my friend was like "Amber was looking into the horizon at the future Pretty Little Thing commercial"How can being too nice be a turn off , these girls make me so angry. Although I know I take it too seriously an I genuinely want them to find love but they are only there for the boohoo.com contract and boom bod ads [emoji849]
Own brand Wes I just spat my tea out, my husband thinks I'm mental“Dude that looks like an own brand/Tesco basics range Wes”
Ok I need name badges and notes now.
Square head Wes 2.0: MichaelBlonde that isn’t Laura from last year
flight attendant Laura and surfer Laura. [emoji1787][emoji23][emoji1787]
“Dude that looks like an own brand/Tesco basics range Wes”
Ok I need name badges and notes now.
I’m no brand snob.Own brand Wes I just spat my tea out, my husband thinks I'm mental