LornaLuxe #32 She is so completely boring that nobody can even think of a new thread title.

[styleoversubstance]

LOOOL that’s because she nicks all the pictures off Pinterest

haha - I thought that. AND right after I posted about her stealing Pinterest images!!!

Hi Lorna

 

[LittleBirdie]

Definitely a scam.

I wonder if Chanel are aware of her giveaways? Has anyone contacted them on socials?

Eve has posted today yet not answered my DM. Guess we will never know so I’m going to believe it was all a scam #chanelgiveawaysabust

 

[Ohmydays]

I think she’s either in hot water over the giveaways or she’s been dropped from in the style. Or both….

She’s not been dropped by In The Style cos she’s put her ITS link back on her profile “With delivery in time for NYE “ kerching £ .. gimme gimme gimme £££££££££

 

[Same stuff different day]

Her ITS takeover was painful. Oof

 

[styleoversubstance]

WTF is this look !!! Apart from hideous, Ill fitting and unflattering

its ‘glam’ apparently. I particularly like the sleeve…

 

[CouldYouNot]

Would you look at how bad that fusing is? Should be illegal.
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I though the same, and the piping is all wonky, and the internal overlocking at least shouldn’t be visible on the AD for them! I wonder how much they are charging for this crap

 

[mgmhs]

I was just reading previous posts re the editing of her jaw....I have been thinking for a while that she must photo shop. I notice she says she is '5'3 and a size 12 in everything'. I am 5'3 and the majority of my wardrobe are 12's, some 10s and I definitely look much larger than she does.

 

[Ohmydays]

Whoever called the fact that she does a giveaway prior to a collection release to increase engagement is a bloody genius!!!! Spot on.

Sorry, long time lurker, first time commenting.

Couldn't help myself this time, it just became too much!

Welcome glad you’ve joined us . Everyone’s views are an eye opener .

 

[kale-supremacist]

Her nose is so weird to me, it was tiny and got bigger and bigger with time. Maybe she wanted to add some kind of slop, not sure:

 

[straighttothecomments]

I am wondering if she will come back with a rebrand? Stop the constant selling crap and try to start again? She really should…

 

[bringmeagin]

She’s back!

 

[Hanna21]

They’ll probably just fall apart in the machine!

Exactly this!

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

She wants the followers there doesn’t she!

 

[Happie]

You’re safe… She’s at the flat perving at herself and trying on Tulle skirts!

…“in my next collection…. There’s loads of TULLE..”

I hope she can bob out and get herself a Chanel bag to give away on instagram now! Cos when she reads this she’s alerted to the fact that she’s been caught out. Getting away with it once is bad enough.. twice.. three times…?

The Chanel bag under the tree is obviously what she’s suggesting!

And then when she rocks up to Chanel wanting another (4th?) Trendy because she’s giving it away on instagram- Chanel should be alerted to that too. Whilst we are on a roll…

I thought of this. She must be known by the one or two sale associates that usually receive her at Chanel and they most definitely would know that she hasn’t bought three of the same bag for her giveaway - no doubt they follow her instagram.

 

[Ohmydays]

The amazing shrinking head

Also none of her stories are correctly tagged with #AD, get reporting TiTs once again in breech of ASA rules

Shrunken Fukkin legs too !!

 

[LittleBirdie]

Eve had a story about nothing but the last grid post was NYE

here’a her page.

She’s got to be in on the scam!

 

[Ohmydays]

Yeah she’s definitely had some work done on her face .. or she’s covered in spots from eating pigs in blankets and slathering all that shite on her face. Or her Fok hasnt worked ( tbh it never actually did Yawna) and she’s gone bald(er)
Thought their Christmas morning routine was loading their car up with her presents after a stay in a London hotel Christmas Eve . and h and shouldn’t that be # AD Diet Coke !!
#wheresLorna

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

If she was unwell surely to god it wouldn’t be a priority to log in as her and go and like random pictures ?
who knows. Someone must know.. suspect it’s attention seeking.

 

[Ohmydays]

Any winner yet ??????!

 

[Same stuff different day]

Thanks to @YetAnotherObsessionx for the highly appropriate thread title & thanks also to @AllAboutTheMayhem for a superb summary. Spot on & absolutely hilarious. Here we go December.

I second this. Thank you so much!