LornaLuxe #32 She is so completely boring that nobody can even think of a new thread title.

[LittleBirdie]

Hi Tits! Long time lurker here I was doing a bit of Googling following the surgery debate and found these corkers.. I did a little check and I don’t think these have been shared yet.. Like what the FUCK is she doing?! Hiding her chin in her jumper at an event.. oh how very Carrie of her.. Thought it could be to do with the chin surgery but the dates don’t quite match up as she’s been seen post 9th December..

Wow! She’s clearly hiding something there.

Has she been seen since 9th December? The posts on her grid since are mainly old photos or could have been taken prior to that date.

I am starting to think she’s had covid or a virus but it’s not dramatic enough to tell her followers about (better to keep the intrigue and be all mysterious eh?), and that her hiding her chin last month is due to bruising from filler or some other procedure.

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

Do we think she had covid? Two weeks or so of being unwell and now thinks she make a reappearance this weekend.. timeline fits? Surely it’s too long a period for a cold/bug but too short for anything very serious?

*not that covid isn’t serious, believe me I know how bad it can get unfortunately

She will want people to think that even if it’s not. If she said what it was then it would draw a line under it, but this way she gets waaaaaaaaay more attention.

 

[miss trixie]

Ok TITS do we think she’s taken our advice and …

2..Stopped that hideous posing and pulling at her ill fitting outshits and has finally gotten off the floor for the last time ?

NAH. !!!! Me neither can’t wait to see how she’s gonna reintroduce herself ..

heyyyyaaa Yawna

@Ohmydays this has cracked me up. "Ill fitting outshits" - have shrieked with laughter. Sums up her attire perfectly. Cue dead cow mode.

 

[Ohmydays]

Can she not see?? There’s a stripe across her chin?!

I can only assume this is lornas idea of filter drop in that she uses less on some parts of her skin but still changes the shape of her head. Bravo.

She isn’t right at all.. this isn’t normal behaviour.

FFS. That pic is pure ugly !!

 

[Ohmydays]

Sublime Dead.

I thought of you when I wrote that

 

[MirandaPriestly]

So that’s a no to the dead Boo theory …
(Obvs an old pic but don’t think even she’d mention him like this if he’d died)

 

[Deevee47]

I think she found them in John’s wardrobe!!!

WTF are those the most unflattering jeans you’ve ever seen ??

Nod to us re Boo ! Morning Yawna

 

[Hanna21]

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You’ve got to read this codswallap!!! I mean really!!! Fitness freak!! Wtaf!!

Diet plan!
Whispering Angel and fish salsa No thank you

I’m sorry “iconic” fish salsa

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

Why is that lump of hair growing out the side of her head?

 

[willawallawooh]

How practical(!)

 

[bringmeagin]

She resembles Helena Bonham Carter

 

[straighttothecomments]

Poor little doggy

 

[Same stuff different day]

Can she not try anything on without having that fucking bag on her arm?? The boots do not go with anything she’s wearing, and people are asking her for style tips?

Help me pick out an outfit - said no one ever

Save me. Someone asked her where that darn sheep came from.

 

[Ohmydays]

Yeh something more unexpected like fillers gone wrong is more likely than surgery me thinks

State of her face looks like her fillers have gone wrong ages ago …. There’s been no mention of Dr Krystyna in a long time !!!! Thought she was supposedly ‘The Best ‘

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

Yeah for sure. The absence is all attention seeking and she will get more hits / exposure / visibility when she “ comes back” fairly standard instagram tactics.
Just Lorna working the system as usual.
She will come back announcing another giveaway / more acrylic.

 

[Same stuff different day]

I expect she’s fashioning an appropriate fanfare to mark her return, possibly a red carpet.
And imagine the amount of presents she will HAVE to have had if she’s really been “unwell”. …

I can’t help but wonder if the relentless buying continued during the “poorly time”…
Or if she was was genuinely unwell she finally realised that materialism and all the bags in the world don’t make it better….

Maybe they’ve run out of lonely and this was all a ruse to avoid having to show off holiday gifts

 

[straighttothecomments]

It has to be Rosie H-W that she got the stupid leg pose from. But even she, an actual model, looks bloody stupid doing it

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley shows her growing bump and winter wardrobe

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, 34, displayed her blooming baby bump as she showcased her very chic winter wardrobe in a series of mirror selfies, on Thursday.

www.dailymail.co.uk

It is her, she’s said it before. Not quite the same tho is it?

 

[miss trixie]

Hey @annabelle_bronstein. Happy Birthday. Hope you have a lovely day, whatever you're doing. Cheers lovey.xx

 

[YetAnotherObsessionx]

Her Twitter following is dropping like flies, anyone follow her on Twitter??

She made it private for fear of negative comments that she can’t control. So why the cull now??

She has made that other Insta page private as well now, after making it public a few weeks ago.

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

She’s posting on LA space. So don’t worry everyone.
Going to be some epic shite for the comeback.