Yeah sos, I meant Sancerre white. I like Rose in summer but don't have a particular fave. If I'm honest, I find most French wine is good. They're too good at it to produce really bad wines. I just find WA and the like too fruity for my palette. I like my wine crisp, dry and with citrus notes. Not strawberries because I'm not 10.I like sancerre white but not keen on the rose. OTT is my faveI did like Whispering Angel but not anymore!
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Wow this is excellent. I really thought she had a rich sugar daddy/husband but they live in a 2 bed flat? I don't trust most Instagram "designers" so thanks for stopping me from purchasing clothes that may literally go up in flames.Credit to @annabelle_bronstein for the thread title. Apologies I had to shorten quite a bit to fit!
Lorna
-Lies constantly, pretty much anything she says is questionable
-Edits her photos within an inch of their life to make herself appear thinner
-Uses filters on her story videos. Tattlers spotted background warping and she was called out for it by CelebFace. Never addressed by Lorna and continues to use filters
-Doesn’t upload stories in real time
-Whenever her follower count is dwindling does a giveaway or buys followers
-Favourite beauty/make up products are whatever brands are paying her at the time
-Constantly pushing her flammable & unsustainable clothing collection with In The Style and responds to any complaints regarding quality, delivery and refunds via Twitter with passive aggressiveness
-Blocks anyone who questions her (blocked individuals are referred to as A-Blocked on tattle)
-Hardly ever declares gifts or ads. Reported many times to ASA. Seems to have stepped up her game since being called out by @Suxy who also created an Instagram page dedicated to her lies and abominable photo editing
-Says she hasn’t had any face fillers for over 2 years but puncture holes on the lips have recently been spied
-Pretends to be empathetic towards current affairs and world disasters when it suits her but has shown little regard for the covid pandemic because it’s just an inconvenience that she would prefer to ignore
-Poor Boo the dog is often carted off to god knows where while they go on trips presumably paid for by In The Style.
-Claims she has an English Literature degree from a Newcastle university which is highly questionable
-Eats at a handful of restaurants in London, suspected she backhands Cecconis for use of their toilets as a changing room when she ‘shoots’ on Bond Street
John aka Mr Luxe
Also referred to on Tattle as
OAP-Old Age Pensioner
OM-Old Mahogany (due to the depth of his tan)
OMR- Old Mahogany Raisin
The Raisin
Creosote King
Elton John
Whipping Boy
His position within HSBC is questionable due to them openly flaunting their lifestyle on social media and the amount of time he actually spends (or doesn’t spend) working.
She cheated on John and had an ongoing relationship around 2017/2018. Duration AND gender unknown at this stage as it’s thought she may have had a bisexual affair. Tea has been shared via former friends who say she was away with her fancy man/lady the night before Mr Luxe had arranged and called off a birthday brunch for his princess after she failed to appear. It was after this that the Luxe’s seemingly perfect marriage started showing up on Instagram along with a lot more Chanel and Cartier.
The Manor House
Well there is no Manor House
Horsham Heights (HH) is a 2 bed flat situated within lush grounds in Horsham shared by a number of other flats.
She claims herself and John bought the property together shortly after they met but it’s been proven there were no flats sold around this time so most likely owned by John himself and he moved her in.
Fellow tattler @Jasmine is Johns ex wife who has confirmed much of the above.
On last weeks episode still in Paris despite lockdown measures tightening in the city, Lorna finally fulfilled her lifelong dream of acquiring a Hermes Kelly bag although a few months back the dream was a Birkin which she has continued to offensively refer to as her baby even after being called out by a follower who ended up a-blocked. Mr Luxe filled us in on all the details of acquiring the bag whilst Queen Baby interrupted the whole way through.
The new supposedly A/W ITS collection was launched full of polka dots and sales seemed to be down. Following on from the discover of RHO NY Sonja also selling the same flammable collection LL’s collection has been spotted on Ali Express. Still no talk of relocating back to HH although she says she misses poor Boo #saveboo
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Christ these two look rough! Is this the hubby? Does he have his own Insta? I don't trust men with IG accounts.I don't think Whispering Angel have ever affiliated themselves with her, it's always been through wine suppliers or when she was locked in HH I think her mgmt agency sent her a crate or ITS did I can't recall.
Massaging the tits again showing off the cheap sweatshirt, that's not embroidered it's been machine stitched.
Bonnie Bint still going on about her birthday, the picture she looks like a cheap prossie with ripped tights outside the Savoy
Here you there on the wine and OMR not changed since yesterday looking interested
Don’t buy it cos the material is bound to be shite .. or wait a week and it’ll have 69% off
It's going to be a another full on overload of In The Shite next few days, brace yourselves for the evvvverrrrr sooooo comfy, the quality is just great, perfect fit, size up, any questions about sizing, ask me anything, ask us anything, DM me I'll get back to you
For the newbies and experienced TITS, I've interpreted her language for you...........
Evvvvverrrr soooo comfy = comes creased, will stay creased, it's plastic poly
The quality is great = it's tit but if you buy it I get money so just buy it
Perfect fit = may not fit, probably won't fit and your look ridiculous in it anyway I don't care, just buy it so I get cash
Size up = buy a size up then it MIGHT fit, ITS sizing is tit, just buy it
Ask me about sizing = I'll just say size up, maybe size up twice, just size up ok
Ask me anything = I'll a-block you
Ask us anything = I'll a-block you and ask my own questions and talk about my trolly dolly days over 10 years ago
DM me = I'll a-block you no reason why, I'm too important to reply to you
For the newbies and experienced TITS, I've interpreted her language for you...........
Evvvvverrrr soooo comfy = comes creased, will stay creased, it's plastic poly
The quality is great = it's tit but if you buy it I get money so just buy it
Perfect fit = may not fit, probably won't fit and your look ridiculous in it anyway I don't care, just buy it so I get cash
Size up = buy a size up then it MIGHT fit, ITS sizing is tit, just buy it
Ask me about sizing = I'll just say size up, maybe size up twice, just size up ok
Ask me anything = I'll a-block you
Ask us anything = I'll a-block you and ask my own questions and talk about my trolly dolly days over 10 years ago
DM me = I'll a-block you no reason why, I'm too important to reply to you
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She really can’t go anywhere without the raisin tagging along can she!
He certainly does ... are you ready for this ?
This man is a high level banker but has nothing better to do than be her photographer and assistant? Pull the other one love.
She will be fuming with that story her mate posted where she is showing her true face. The worst of it is she looks fine anyway! I am sure there is a lot more underlying issues which carry over from her ED but if you're reading this Lorna you look fine as you are, you dont need to pretend you look any different
I adore my husband but I dont want him coming to lunch with my friends. Nor would he want to!
He's not a banker...not with a B anyway...
he works for a subsidiary part of the Bank dealing in private pensions. That's what he's the Head of. 
That London sweater isn't awful!
Look at the neckline of it already !!! Is it make up or had the MrT chain tarnished . Plus the shape of the neck is wrong she’s got a t shirt on back to front underneath to make it look better ..
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Agree with both things you’ve said there. It’s odd that they don’t spend any time apart doing their own thing.
I'm not sure about that sweatshirt - it's a bit 'pride of london' leicester sq tourist shop to my eyes
They both are dirty scuffer tramps , luxe my arse
We need details!! What did she look like in real life???hiii - i decided its time for me to chime in rather than lurking on the threads
i actually saw them when they were at l'avenue the other week. i was so surprised how she made them look so excited and lively on the stories and in person they really just sat there not speaking to each other staring off around them. it was such a wake up call how curated she makes her life on instagram. and then after the crass bragging of the kelly it just became too much #unfollowed
Serious? You had no idea who she was...Hi there! Newbie here. Until yesterday I had NO idea who Lorna is and then I fell into the rabbit hole of thread #14 and try to catch up
I googled old pictures of her and oh my god, the fillers were a bad idea... she looks completly different now!
Lol, so she isn't speaking in the scene? Just a camera pan of her and OMR? The way she is going on her stories like she has an actual part in the tv show. To think she was quick to update her Companies house to LA Productions.. I can't deal!
If only there was an Instagram viewer where you could pree private profile accounts. He probably just has shots of him and Lorna, the dog and maybe some selfies of himselfHe certainly does ... are you ready for this ?
That is insane!!! £3.6k on a jumper! EEEK!
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