Bet the Ritz are loving her chavtastic clothes and vile YSL shoes !! So unpariisien, uncouth trashy and brash !!Why does no one say it to her! It’s horrendous! All that money and she doesn’t get them matched properly. She’s a state! She really is!
I love the way she says ‘when we moodboarded this place came into my mind’ yes love, like that expensive villa you made ITS pay for for your last naff shoot - where can we go that we like for free! .... and that bloody Jessica dress is just a monstrosity!
WTF has she got round her hips .. not another of those dodgy net underskirts or as they said in the olden days ‘crinoline’So this dress is from the ‘high end’ line is it....that had to be shot at the ritz.... Just shocking!View attachment 59313
WTF !! I was totally confused at what shite item of clothing I was supposed to be looking at !If I was ITS I’d be fuming at that promo with lavish Alice. Have they missed a trick in her contract?
Christ. Just watched her insta stories for the first time ever.
1) her wedding ring looks like something out of a cracker
2) her hair extensions and fake tan are so bad for someone with a lot of money
3) her top lip line is wavy... from too much filler, I suppose?
She’s nothing but a council estate beauty. But she’s not even a beauty. Just council.
WTF is this tanning stuff LL is showing us how to apply .. and it’s streak free ... !!!!! Look at her bloody hands !Well her story applying lipstick to look like a total clown earlier was the cringiest thing I’ve seen since her dodgy cocked-leg fashun shotsShe’s a complete state!
WTF ! What a weird couple ..I hate her stupid "Iya!!" (supposed to be 'Hiya' but the way she says it is bloody irritating af!!) at the start of every story, I've stopped watching as I can't stand it that badly, she looks like such a childish cow
Let’s look forward to an IG post tomorrow re those stretch marksI meant to post this on Thursday... I’m very surprised she has stretch marks on her arms and that she hasn’t airbrushed them out.
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Let’s look forward to an IG post tomorrow re those stretch marks. She’s posted something about not photo shopping her thigh cellulite before !!
Too much going on in one dress Puffy Sleeves, puffy skirt, high neck,puffyunderskirt ,too short , vile fabric, awful legs ...
Who wears tights and open toe shoes ?
Mis her toe popping out
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