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Lorna Luxe #48 Trust Pilot - Dreadful experience, clothes are nasty
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I think she's modelling that horrid dress with gritted teeth - it's not something she would ever wear 
It’s all very Caroline Hiron’s (sorry to those in this thread who don’t know who I mean) as she works with brands and has her own brand. We all see how that’s crashing… stay in your lane springs to mind.. with old loon… high end £150 make up and chanel bags at £’s.. with a double Hermes thrown in for good measure with a New look skirt 
. She’s all over the place!
. She’s all over the place!
I’m sure she designed one vurry similar to this in her In The Shite collecshun .I think she's modelling that horrid dress with gritted teeth - it's not something she would ever wear
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duck me pick a lane hun one minute she’s frolicking with the Carings and Aston Martin now she’s on a press trip with a bunch of 20 something tik tokers promoting New Look. She’s old enough to be most of the other girls mum.
She Fukkin looks like it too ..She looks so out of place with the other girls . That Fukkin hair makes her look a right stumpy mc dumpy . Those oversized tops when everyone else is wearing shoulderless . That Fukkin shirt and trousers
and that blue dress and white jacket 
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Sorry double posting but I bet she’s fuming New Look have got her wearing their bag and shoes and she can’t hide behind her dusty old Valentino’s and mismatched Chanel
Hahaha I reckon she must have arms like a shot putter! That's why she's been hiding behind puff sleeves since the beginning of the pandemicShe Fukkin looks like it too ..She looks so out of place with the other girls . That Fukkin hair makes her look a right stumpy mc dumpy . Those oversized tops when everyone else is wearing shoulderless . That Fukkin shirt and trousers
Hmm work she had done on her chin/jawline looking good.
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wearing shite she could’ve got away with years ago but now looks trash, her decline in taste and fashion is epic
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Her problem is at heart she’s just a basic witch who can’t say no to a freebie trip, with no regard to who is paying
Preach!!!! 
this! Basic witch. That new look ‘vibe’ is more her than anything else!
this! Basic witch. That new look ‘vibe’ is more her than anything else!
The freaks will have you for slandering their queenIt’s all very Caroline Hiron’s (sorry to those in this thread who don’t know who I mean) as she works with brands and has her own brand. We all see how that’s crashing… stay in your lane springs to mind.. with old loon… high end £150 make up and chanel bags at £’s.. with a double Hermes thrown in for good measure with a New look skirt
She looks awful... Who styled her for this trip. She got the worst of the clothes.
What in the “Auntie Jean on a cruise ship” are those trousers?
This is messing with my head. Why would she do this trip?
That wrap dress is bleeping abhorrent and doesn’t suit her shape at all. ( just as It didn’t when she did the wrap dress with intheBin)
But obvs less filtered body shape wise than usual!
This is messing with my head. Why would she do this trip?
That wrap dress is bleeping abhorrent and doesn’t suit her shape at all. ( just as It didn’t when she did the wrap dress with intheBin)
But obvs less filtered body shape wise than usual!
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It looks upper body has gone
She’s tied it really high to give herself a waist and now her teats are at her waist
She’s tied it really high to give herself a waist and now her teats are at her waist
Her upper body is basically a rectangle.It looks upper body has gone
She’s tied it really high to give herself a waist and now her teats are at her waist
Sponge Bob-on Loony pants.
That dress is minging. So unflattering.
Came to say the same, she’s probably dying that she can’t swing her usually tan-stained Chanel or Hermes on top.
Came to say the same, she’s probably dying that she can’t swing her usually tan-stained Chanel or Hermes on top.
It must be killing her that she can’t accessorise with the key ring birkin and a glass of grifted rose
Ohhh the smug bird from the Colour Wow ads...