Lorna Luxe #44 L.A. (waste of) Space

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lucie_Lu

This is just screaming Primark…
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Also, I don’t know about these things, but is it usual to have a fashion launch in a hotel bedroom?
 

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DeniseRoyle

Hand stitched camel coat?? Okaayyyyy....
The only thing hand stitched is that stupid label on the sleeve.
Clothes sizes aren't consistent between retailers so she goes for 1 2 3 4 5
 
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Phil I Buster

lucie_Lu said:
This is just screaming Primark…
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Also, I don’t know about these things, but is it usual to have a fashion launch in a hotel bedroom?
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That is so poorly constructed.

Re. the launch…. Yes and no. Brands increasingly go for alternative / creative venues when it comes to PR engagement. The bedroom idea I’ve seen a few times but when it’s been truly luxe or fitting (one was for a high end lingerie brand for example). This is just a stay in a hotel that she can write off as a business expense.
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Same stuff different day said:
No way. Maybe the labels were hand stitched on and that’s her lie becoming true.
hand stitched would make this major bucks
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She’ll do the bare minimum as hand finished so yeah, buttons and labels probably. One influencer said hand finished i think? But it’s not hand sewn. That’s haute couture and no way is that what this is
 
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AllAboutTheMayhem

CAT1975 said:
Would the real Face of Lorna please stand up
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I’ll go £125 for the coat
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that hair !!! It’s like a mullet , I’d like to say it’s business at the front and party at the back, but there’s no party anywhere. Look at the way those extensions blend seamlessly in to her natural strands at the top…

BUT… thank the LORD for all things filet k.

If it weren’t for that potent blend of active hair thickening vitamins & ingredients her hair might look a lanky shite mess!

And look at those 2 bespectacled GOONS in the back. “ notice me, notice me”. They look like they’re off to a rave circa 2002.
 
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pink_norris

Where’s her sustainability mission statement, anyone want to ask landfill Lorna

Oh wait yes your be A BLOCKED!
 
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Ohno25

If the price points are high, the fawnas (used to cheap as chips ITS crapola) won't be buying! Wonder what her USP is (apart from the dodgy labels!). Launching with 14 items screams 'exclusivity' but in reality obvs there is no budget for a waste of space full wardrobe, so they are doing the suck and see approach. If they're thinking of charging ME + EM prices, they'd better watch out! Nobody is going to pay those sort of big bucks for a start-up!
 
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Gurt Lush

£16 for a pair of socks?!?!?! I bet she’s charging £30+ for her baseball cap
 
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CAT1975

Ohmydays said:
Exactly !!!
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Here you go TiTs .. Do we think the socks are £16
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Gosh you tits are right with the prices! I mean how does she think she can sell £300+ coats?! I was looking at Reiss coats. Surely we wouldn’t pay for her crap!!
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Gosh look how unwell poor John looks. He’s so thin. I hope she ensures he’s well looked after and gets the help he needs to rebuild himself. It’s such a shock how quickly he is deteriorating.
 

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