The irony of her worrying that an olive tree is really old and she hopes she won't kill it...
Lorna Luxe #44 L.A. (waste of) Space
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Multiple images but only one includes her product and you can barely see it
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I honestly wouldn't be surprised if she's chosen that date for the launch so she can use the anniversary in future to garner sympathy.. "a bitter sweet day" or something a long those lines if you will. I know it's really grim thinking but her actions to date clearly show she's not above it. There's nothing genuine about her. She's calculated.
It's all smoke and mirrors so fawnas buy into it thinking it looks like an exciting launch. Reality will be a huge pile of crap\landfill all the same as the ITS range. Her new 'models' will be carrying her Hermes bag (claimed against her tax as a prop) to make the outfits look expensive
All filmed around her house (again so she can pay herself for the "set") I bet Frisby is watching her every move for having his old staff and no doubt same contacts.
She’s off to London for the pre launch apparently. Meeting journalists! 
What Journalists?? From "Waste Management quarterly" or from "The Landfill Pro Magazine"?She’s off to London for the pre launch apparently. Meeting journalists!
More paid-for placement no doubt..
Where is all the money coming from? No way John and she have enough to launch a clothing label and buy a £2 million house and the trips and and and and. ???
Did his mom leave him a hefty inheritance?
Did his mom leave him a hefty inheritance?
Journos she’s meeting journos more like hacks looking for freebie
Vogue sent apologies
more like hacks looking for freebieVogue sent apologies
Who knows what that house is secured against, she did make a lot from the ITS and probably somehow gets enough from all the ads she does to be able to buy the house.
As for the clothing brand, it doesn't cost that much if you're sourcing products from the Far East. Remains to be seen what she's actually going to be selling, and whether her new friends have an investment stake in any of it. I know I've said it before but I'd actually be impressed if she was going to sell sustainable, ethically produced clothing, made in the UK from British materials by British manufacturers... but the customers who buy that stuff are not her market.
Seems her only USP is the crappy big label machine sewn on the outside of the garment. Whose daft idea was that. Looks so cheap and nasty 
Can we also talk about how dry and darker the ends of her extensions look in her story today too?
Only she could have extensions in for less than a month and already have them looking like a dry birds nest.
And there we go boom … It’s all about Queen Baby again . Er Your husbands got cancer and You’re probably just tired . Fukkin vile bint . Look at the filter and the editing on those pics . The ‘journalists’ will probably walk straight past the REAL her
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It’s how she starts her stories with how it’s such a treat to be staying at the Lanesborough as they haven’t been since John was ill to make out as if she’s doing something nice for John and then it’s cuts to the gay bf behind her in the room so as usual something for her.And there we go boom … It’s all about Queen Baby again . Er Your husbands got cancer and You’re probably just tired . Fukkin vile bint . Look at the filter and the editing on those pics . The ‘journalists’ will probably walk straight past the REAL her
Fk me she’s used the conference curtains on the front cover!!! Wtaf!
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Hey, I have a lot of catching up to do on here.. can i just ask and I know I am a HUGE southern wanker . BUT how does " does this" fit into every sentence??
Really gets on my tits .
That explains why they were fitted so quickly and shoddily
and a glimpse on her stories the other day show the rest of the bedroom room is just concrete … … All the interiors and garden expenses are now so obviously gonna be tagged onto the Waste of Space Launch . Someone on here mentioned PROPS being used were Lorna’s . The Ol Bentley is probably on a day rate as is the GH and the Handbags . The bloody dog has probably got an appearance fee . Greedy cun&sAttachments
They’ll see her vile jewlreeeee and know it’s her with that knuckle dragger (fake) wedding ring and the orange trail behind herAnd there we go boom … It’s all about Queen Baby again . Er Your husbands got cancer and You’re probably just tired . Fukkin vile bint . Look at the filter and the editing on those pics . The ‘journalists’ will probably walk straight past the REAL her
That horrible camel coat thingy looks more like a fire rescue blanket! How could anyone dream up such daft designs. Scribble boy is poised to talk bullshit to the journos. Probably from Take a Break magazine
As a not northerner I can’t explain it but winds me up too
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